OK, obviously our guys can't seem to do jack, so I don't feel comfortable calling them up against Russia. We need people who are willing to play and truly put their hearts into it! So, believe it or not, I have put together such a team, using only people from WSB!
I think we'll do some damage! What do you think?
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kezmania - Andrija - nemanja
Mihajlovic
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Goalie: since we never have had any luck in having a good goalie, what's the point of even trying? Thus, I've concluded that we don't need a goalie at all! I'd rather have an extra player in offense!
Defense: kezmania - Andrija - nemanja
What better combination then a guy who everybody makes fun of, a dedicated grobar who knows what he's talking about, and a delija who never takes any sh*t from Slovenci.
Sweeper: Somehow Mihajlovic still remains as the sweeer?
Midfield: in the midfield we have people who experienced true greatness! From hugging Red Star players, to touching Ronaldo's head, to playing football with Draskovic..... I mean...... maybe some of the greatness has rubbed off! Who knows it's worth a try.
Attack: A true spirited fighter, Grobar can do a lot of damage from the right flank. He might not always know in which direction he's going, but the good thing about that is - that if he does end up going in the wrong direction it won't be for long, since he's not a good dribbler
Of course majority of offense we'll have to rely on yours truly.... me! With cobra-like strike capabilities the fans are already buzzing about me! Now you might question me putting Zvonimir in. you'll say he's not even a Serb! Well, he actually is, he just doesn't know it because his parents have lied to him all these (12) years. Now, he really sucks at football but one thing he is good at is provoking! So we'll sort of use Zvonimir as a bait! He'll provoke a Russian player, who'll get in a fight with him and get a
And if in the process he cracks Zvonimir's jaw.... hey great!
And if Zvonimir escapes, I put Serb next to him so he can knock his @ss out for good! Serb should give us true support on the left and his right foot is said to be powerful!
PS: hope you guys can tell whose who from the team pictures
(hint: we are all lined up according to our position)
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