Request to the Moderators

[Penguin]

I am not sure how everyone else feels about this, but I would recommend that the Portuguese League/Cups forum and Portuguese National Team forum become merged into 1 single forum. I find having them separated to be cumbersome and annoying.

[Penguin]

Also, I noticed that the Serie A prediction game has its own forum. If possible, could we get our own forum for our Prediction League?

[Dan]

Good ideas!! :)

I support both of them!! :rolling:

[Drulic]

Just send a PM to Omar about it, ;)


And a question are any of you guys interested in becoming a mod.?

[Pila]

Hey! How funny would it be if I was to become a mod?

Anybody whine about a post they took offense to will immediately get banned! Bwahahahaha:D

Pila for Moderator! Can I get an "Oh, yeah!"?:D

[Drulic]

Oh yeah :D, what's up with your average posts a day, only 17.38? :confused:




And P.S I nominated you for mod of this forum, hehe :D

[Pila]

If I become moderator the following ten rules will be strictly enforced:

1- This is first and foremost a sports forum. As such, a minimum of one OT p*ssy referenced post will be required for every 4 on topic posts or threads. Although I encourage the mandatory OT post be about p*ssy, other acceptable OT topics such as, Pizza, Beer, inflammatory pokes at Portistas, are all acceptable substitutes.

ps talk about work is not acceptable OT topics. Although no action will be taken against you if you talk about work, we'll all think you're just a dumbass. However, it should be noted that commenting on marketing interns, office assistants, temps are considered p*ssy talk and therefore allowed and encouraged.


2- Reporting a post to the moderator because you were offended will result in public humiliation. I will call you out for the p*ssy that you are. I didn't accept this mod job to hear your ass whine like a little girl 'cus you can't defend yourself. In short, don't bother me unless the fight involves chicks and there's the possibility the fighting may allow a cheap look at some panties or bra.

3- We will poke fun of your avatar and signature, especially if it is political and/or religious in nature. So, if your are especially sensitive about these issues and carry a signature and/or avatar to show it, we encourage you to come to our forums so we can make fun of yer ass 'til you go home crying to yer mommy.

4- Cleek is hereby required to include a minimum of ten smilies per sentence (somebody explain to cleek what a sentence is, please). It's obvious that cleek has been trying to refrain from using smilies and the result is disastrous. Now, not only don't we still know what the hell he is saying but also we don't even have the obscene amount of smilies to marvel at. Cleek's new practice makes his posts completely useless and hence it is not acceptable. Revert to your old practice or risk getting a "pillow party" by our residents. Oh, hell! I say we kick his ass just for the hell of it.

5- In fairness to our female residents, Mufasa and LadyEagle, for having to endure our stupor male chauvinistic posts each day, each of us will be required to post a reply on any threads started by our female population in reference to Nuno Gomes'(or some other pansy), good looks or some utter girly sh*t.

6- Talking smack is mandatory on every other post. That's a minimum.

7- OK to post "notes to self" or "Confidential to self". We understand that some of us abused drugs in early life and now suffer from short-term memory loss. We are here to help.

8- Sarcasm is encouraged. However, the rolleyes smilie cheapens the sarcasm. Please refrain form using it when your are being sarcastic.

9- No post will ever be deleted or edited. We believe everyone should get a chance to see what an idiot you are when you post something inane.

10- See rule 8 again.

That is all.

[Drulic]

whahahahaha, well I see you're definitely moderator material, I especially liked number 2. :D :D

[daeone]

Originally posted by Pila
If I become moderator the following ten rules will be strictly enforced:

1- This is first and foremost a sports forum. As such, a minimum of one OT p*ssy referenced post will be required for every 4 on topic posts or threads. Although I encourage the mandatory OT post be about p*ssy, other acceptable OT topics such as, Pizza, Beer, inflammatory pokes at Portistas, are all acceptable substitutes.

ps talk about work is not acceptable OT topics. Although no action will be taken against you if you talk about work, we'll all think you're just a dumbass. However, it should be noted that commenting on marketing interns, office assistants, temps are considered p*ssy talk and therefore allowed and encouraged.


2- Reporting a post to the moderator because you were offended will result in public humiliation. I will call you out for the p*ssy that you are. I didn't accept this mod job to hear your ass whine like a little girl 'cus you can't defend yourself. In short, don't bother me unless the fight involves chicks and there's the possibility the fighting may allow a cheap look at some panties or bra.

3- We will poke fun of your avatar and signature, especially if it is political and/or religious in nature. So, if your are especially sensitive about these issues and carry a signature and/or avatar to show it, we encourage you to come to our forums so we can make fun of yer ass 'til you go home crying to yer mommy.

4- Cleek is hereby required to include a minimum of ten smilies per sentence (somebody explain to cleek what a sentence is, please). It's obvious that cleek has been trying to refrain from using smilies and the result is disastrous. Now, not only don't we still know what the hell he is saying but also we don't even have the obscene amount of smilies to marvel at. Cleek's new practice makes his posts completely useless and hence it is not acceptable. Revert to your old practice or risk getting a "pillow party" by our residents. Oh, hell! I say we kick his ass just for the hell of it.

5- In fairness to our female residents, Mufasa and LadyEagle, for having to endure our stupor male chauvinistic posts each day, each of us will be required to post a reply on any threads started by our female population in reference to Nuno Gomes'(or some other pansy), good looks or some utter girly sh*t.

6- Talking smack is mandatory on every other post. That's a minimum.

7- OK to post "notes to self" or "Confidential to self". We understand that some of us abused drugs in early life and now suffer from short-term memory loss. We are here to help.

8- Sarcasm is encouraged. However, the rolleyes smilie cheapens the sarcasm. Please refrain form using it when your are being sarcastic.

9- No post will ever be deleted or edited. We believe everyone should get a chance to see what an idiot you are when you post something inane.

10- See rule 8 again.

That is all.


You're making a mockery of such a vaunted position. :D

[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by Pila

5- In fairness to our female residents, Mufasa and LadyEagle, for having to endure our stupor male chauvinistic posts each day, each of us will be required to post a reply on any threads started by our female population in reference to Nuno Gomes'(or some other pansy), good looks or some utter girly sh*t.

Whatever! :mad: :bloody:
When have we done that? At least mufasa and I can keep focused...

the same cannot be said about you "guys" :nerd:

[Pila]

These rules are to be taken seriously. Failure to abide by these rules will automatically make you a sh*t head in our book.

That is all.

[Pila]

Originally posted by Benfica fan


Whatever! :mad: :bloody:
When have we done that? At least mufasa and I can keep focused...

the same cannot be said about you "guys" :nerd:

What 'you mean? I thought you'd like number 5!:confused:

[LadyEagle]

Whatever!:rolling: :fed-up:

[Pila]

Do you want me to change number 5?

[LadyEagle]

I order you to. :p

That's not funny enough. ;)
(and Nuno is not the only one I talk about) ;)

[Pila]

Alright! You tell us -- what should we have to do for putting you guys through our chauvanistic bullsh*t? Make it painful.

[LadyEagle]

WOW!!! I never thought it would be so easy… men are sooooo easy.

Now I got no idea. :confused:
Just put yourself in my shoes;), i'm sure you'll be able to come up with something.:rolleyes:

[Pila]

I fI put myself in your shoes all that will happen is I'll get a calf cramp.

Come on! You can do it! Makes us do a poem er sumtin!

[OSF]

Those rules definitely are workable! ;) :smoking:

[LadyEagle]

OK, I demand we have our own forum, in which we will discuss the players. Which one has the best looking legs…which one is the best looking.

White shorts? Sexy or tacky?

(and of course that all you guys would be obligated to give your opinion as well…none of that “I don’t know if a man looks good or not”)

I’d be the moderator there, and anyone who called Nuno a “pansy” or anything of that type, would not be banned, but would be obligated to look at “PlayGirl” and read the articles.

I know I’m being easy on you guys, but it’s not like this bothers me. :)

[Alcatraz]

Yeah! Pila for Mod!!!

-Why the hell not!!! This board seems more laid back and cooler smily dudes:rolling:

:smoking: <--- My favorite! Cuz you don't know what he's smoking it could be a cigarette, a cigar or a </////////////////>~~~~ DOOBIE!!!!

Now I can say I was :rolling: a <//////////>~~~~ then I :smoking: it!

[OSF]

Ha! You mean you got lucky and now you are :smoking: !

:D :D

[Alcatraz]

Or I :smoking: which made me :redeyes: but I rarely ever do that cuz I'm an :angel:!

-but one time I took magic mushrooms in my high school years and I could of sworn I seen an :alien: which made very :dazed: and :confused:

-I remember it well cuz I was going out with a chick then who was a :smallpig: and loved to :kiss: my :apple:

Any :question:

[Pila]

I forgot to mention!

We will have a weekly poll to award a poster for an especially good post involving smack, sarcasm or humor... or all three. Kind'a like the Eff Emmy's. We'll call it, "Eff-u-Pila"

The winner will get to carry the "Eff-u-Pila champion of the week" in his signature until there is a new winner.

Nominations should be submitted to me through PM. On Monday, we'll poll all the nominations to determine a winner.

At the end of the year, the most frequent winner will ge a leg hump from LadyE (I've discussed this with her and she agreed!).

Yeah, babeeee!:smoking:

[batigol18]

That's a nice set of guidelines, Pila:D

I can't wait to see youas a mod.

[OSF]

May I suggest a runner up for the weekly best post poll, Pila. We can call it "Eff-U-2!" Bwahahaha! :D

[Pila]

Originally posted by OSF
May I suggest a runner up for the weekly best post poll, Pila. We can call it "Eff-U-2!" Bwahahaha! :D

Bwahahahaha:D

[Tim]

I am all for the idea of Pila becoming a mod. Great guidelines! :smoking:

I am not so sure, however, about the "Eff-u-Pila" awards. You'd just end up winning the damn thing every single week! :)

[Pila]

Yo, Tim!

Where's yer other 4 posts?

[RedEagle]

Pila for mod on this here forum!

Pila Power!

another suggestion...on a weekly basis, someone is obliged to post the Portugese Babe award...find a pic and link it here, the pic should be a revealing as possible.

Love the Eff u 2 award! :D

[Razor]

Well, I don't know if a man looks good or not, but it is absolutely mandatory that Pila be named moderator of this forum. I'll go so far as to say that if Pila is not the mod then I will lead the charge for this group's 2nd forum imove in as many weeks!

Unless the folks who run this board want this place to look like Xtratime (read: ghost town!), your choice is clear:

Pila! Pila! Pila! Pila! Pila!

Yo Red - does the picture have to be of a Portuguese babe or just a babe in general?

[Pep]

Pure brilliance Pila :)

[RedEagle]

Originally posted by Razor
Well, I don't know if a man looks good or not, but it is absolutely mandatory that Pila be named moderator of this forum. I'll go so far as to say that if Pila is not the mod then I will lead the charge for this group's 2nd forum imove in as many weeks!

Unless the folks who run this board want this place to look like Xtratime (read: ghost town!), your choice is clear:

Pila! Pila! Pila! Pila! Pila!

Yo Red - does the picture have to be of a Portuguese babe or just a babe in general?

Ya know Razor after thinking long and hard about this...there should be only criteria for posting hot babe pics. That the poster feels she is worthy of being shown here.

I'd also request that LadyE be forbidden from posting any pics, as I'm still physically recouping from the last one.

thank you...and Pila for Governor...I mean moderator!

:rolling: :smoking:

[LadyEagle]

Whatever....:rolleyes:

I'll be the first one to post a picture of a sexy babe.

And don't worry about it, it's not me. (Thanks a lot RedE:( )

[Razor]

I'm still waiting for the picture of the sexy babe, L.E. :)p

[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by Razor
I'm still waiting for the picture of the sexy babe, L.E. :)p

OK...Razor especially for you. I know you'll like this one. ;)

[Razor]

Dude! Not for nothing, but Christian's got a nice ass doesn't he?

If you must know, there is one Italian that makes me go "goo"...

(now if I can just figure out how to get her picture here...hmmmm..bear with me...;))

[RedEagle]

Lady E, I am honored but this last picture of me wasn't what I intended...and thus must make a request to our future leader of this here free world, Pila, to forbid you from ruining my day. Thank you.
:rolling: :smoking:

[LadyEagle]

You're right Razor, too bad about the face. ;)



And this one will be for dae...


Anyone wants more sexy babes? :cool:

[OSF]

Don't have any babes pix other than the one when my wife was trying to change the motor oil! ;)

[Razor]

Ahhhh :) - Ecco mia raggazzi! :)

[RedEagle]

Viva la Italia! :heart:

[Razor]

Actually - in the spirit of Red's original request; here's a picture of the hottest Portuguese babe I know!

Mrs. Razor: age 5 with mano d'ela!

[Pila]

Is that a Ford Cortina? My pops had one just like it, only it was black!

[Razor]

Originally posted by Pila
Is that a Ford Cortina? My pops had one just like it, only it was black!

Sayyyy buddy - that's my wife you're talking about! :mad:

[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by Razor
Actually - in the spirit of Red's original request; here's a picture of the hottest Portuguese babe I know!

Mrs. Razor: age 5 with mano d'ela!

Oh, cute! :)

[Pila]

Really? Hey! I'm not judging... I just think she needs a new passenger side tire, the tread look a little worn, is all. Sheesh! Sensitive about yer wheels, eh?:silly:

[Razor]

Originally posted by Pila
Really? Hey! I'm not judging... I just think she needs a new passenger side tire, the tread look a little worn, is all. Sheesh! Sensitive about yer wheels, eh?:silly:

:D;)