Portuguese Joke!

[Alcatraz]

I can't write it all in Portuguese so I'll try it in English!

-Jorge and Jose are friends and are walking along a beach and they find a genie lamp they rub it and out comes a dude he tells them" here are 6 eggs 3 for one dude and 3 for the other when you want a wish you break and egg and the wish will come true!

Jorge wishes for a fancy car, a beautiful girlfriend, and millions of dollars he breaks his eggs and receives them all and he is loving it!

Jorge is cruising in his fancy ride with his beautiful girl and a pocket full of cash and he sees his buddy Jose with no luxuries or anything out of the ordinary and he yells to him "Jose, what happened why no riches yet? look at me I'm chillin'!!!

So Jose says I was walking down the street and I dropped an egg so I yelled "Caralho" and the wish came true a bunch of caralho's appeared in front of me!

BTW- Caralho means cock in Portuguese!

So I had to use a different egg wish to wish all of the "Caralho's" to go away I broke the egg and looked down and my "caralho" was gone!

So I had to use my last egg wish to wish my "caralho" back and Here I am right where I started!!!!:D

[Pila]

Damn! That dude was me!

[LadyEagle]

Why don't these stupid dudes ever wish for more wishes.:confused:

[Pila]

I thought of that after I had no eggs left! Where were you before I used up my last egg? Huh? Huh? Smarty pants!

[Couto 5]

:smoking:

That was Good Alc !!

[O GLORIOSO]

Yesterday my Aunties friend's daughter was on the on the train travelling
from Redfern to North Sydney. A man of Arabic-appearance got off the train
and she noticed that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and
ran after him, caught up with him at the top of the stairs and handed him
back his bag. He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which
appeared to ontain large bundles of banknotes. He offered her a reward,
but she refused.
So he looked round, made sure nobody was looking and whispered to her:
"I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to with a word of advice
for you." "Stay away from The Hard Rock Cafe"
She was terrified. "Is there going to be an
attack?" she whispered.
"No" he whispered back "I went there yesterday evening - the food was sh#t
and the waitress was f#*king ugly."

[cleek24]

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[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by cleek24
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Tas cada dia mais esperto. :rolleyes:

[Dan]

mwaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!! :D :rolling:

PML !!