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I hear Luis Vieira is in town!
Why dontcha guys try to get a hold of him and get some inside scoop, like what the hell is his plan for when Enke leaves!!!
Geez! What kind'a Benfica fans youse is?
RedEagle
10-29-2001, 09:03 PM
I met up with him on Friday on nite...after watching Benfica play Farense I went to the local SLB club and he was there playing Matrecos and then playing Sueca.
I bought him a "cafe e uma aguardente muito velha" and then asked him the following questions:
RE: Do you feel this is the year that we take the championship?
LFV: Yes I do...but we need something magical, to break this curse...a leprechaun of some sort.
RE: Umh...interesting. What about Toni's defensive tactics?
LFV: Toni is defensive because this is a new team building chemistry together...once we gel, Toni will play up to our attacking strengths.
RE: Enke has not renewed and it looks like he doesn't want to. Is there anything that we can do to change his mind.
LFV: Yes...he needs to find a die hard benfiquista for a wife.
RE: Uhm...interesting. Mr. Vieira it looks like Newark is the place to be to resolve some of your issues.
LFV: How's that?
RE: Well as far as the Enke situation, I know a young hottie who has SLB tattooed on her back, so is the range of her love for the club...Enke should meet her. Lady Eagle is the name.... As far as the leprechaun...we have one as well. Pila is the name, dress him up in a little red costume, take him to the Luz...and Benfica will not lose a game!
You guys will be hearing from him.
:p
The job I always wanted! I'll enjoy being Enke's wife!:smoking:
Oops! Did I get that reversed?
Ah, f*ck it! Leprechaun ain't bad either, I guess.
LadyEagle
10-29-2001, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by RedEagle
who has SLB tattooed on her back, so is the range of her love for the club...Enke should meet her. Lady Eagle is the name....
It’s on the arm RedE, the arm...
Enke!!! Where are the :excited: and :horny: smilies??? ;)
btw-Pila, get your paws away from Enke... :mad:
RedEagle
10-30-2001, 01:51 PM
Sorry me Lady...I thought the Eagle was on the back? :confused:
Either way you'll have stiff competition from Pila...he also has one on the Arm...and looks kind of cute when he shaves his legs.
Enke will have to re-sign once he gets a load of you two. :D
Alcatraz
10-30-2001, 05:48 PM
I love playing sueca! I played this past weekend in RI with the family and my team won 3 out of 4 partida's!
Sueca -- the Portuguese version of Spades:cool:
LadyEagle
10-30-2001, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by RedEagle
Sorry me Lady...I thought the Eagle was on the back? :confused:
Either way you'll have stiff competition from Pila...he also has one on the Arm...and looks kind of cute when he shaves his legs.
Enke will have to re-sign once he gets a load of you two. :D
You see your avatar?? That's what I have tattooed on my arm... :cool:
btw-Pila doesn't really have a tattoo, does he? He seems like goody-goody type. :) :silly:
And no way Enke would rather have Pila than I...:cool:
Originally posted by Benfica fan
btw-Pila doesn't really have a tattoo, does he? He seems like goody-goody type. :) :silly:
Who you calling "goody-goody"?:nerd:
Alcatraz
10-30-2001, 07:42 PM
In jail we used to play spades for squares (cigarettes)!
BTW-I'm kiddin' I've never been locked up!
LadyEagle
10-30-2001, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Pila
Who you calling "goody-goody"?:nerd:
You!:p
RedEagle
10-30-2001, 08:17 PM
Sueca is :cool:
O GLORIOSO
10-31-2001, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Alcatraz
In jail we used to play spades for squares (cigarettes)!
BTW-I'm kiddin' I've never been locked up!
Not yet anyways buddy. :kiss: thats what youll end up looking like:redeyes:these r some funky smilies
Ill keep my fingers crossed for ya; & when ( I mean if ) you do a stretch - ill be sure to send ya a pak:smoking:
Alcatraz
10-31-2001, 05:14 PM
16 months in Rikers island for rackateering and intent to distribute but really I was a political prisoner! :D
kiddin' kiddin' :angel:
cleek24
10-31-2001, 09:35 PM
serverus...U GIPSY OOOHOOO WHERE R U!???
ARE U BUSY PEDDLARING OR IN A SPERM BANK OR AT A BLOOD BANK TO PAY OFF YOUR INTERNET SERVICE..HAHAHAHAHA!!
OR PLAYING CONNECT THE WHISKERS ON YOUR JOHNS' BUTTS...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
BRR..BRR..
HAHAHAHA!
Xxmaster99xX
11-01-2001, 04:53 AM
HAHAHAHA. Man you guys kill me over here!
Jail ey ALCATRAZ?? Don't worry if u ever go there me and OG will send you some Aussie Smokes :D :)
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