Peons

[cleek24]

Let some sh*t off my chest before a new start but 1ST...


Lady-e....U ballssniffer midget

I don't like small cars or real small women like most men , but somehow i find myself in them . ha , ha , ha u gonna press the delete button ha!


Pila u focking deutchbag...the funny part , i got banned so many times , but my legacy that i left from that hellish place was an *sshole...U....your lagecy is well more shined ....an *sshole and a focking bigot , ha! which u are not & what that turd muncher , Jan did to ya , the apology caca in all his "goodytissue" forums made me sick and the voting crap even sicker! like your ever elestic balls were like on a torture stretcher , helpless and me didn't appreciated it , so i felt some sorrowness for your hairy *ss cuz i got love for my donkies we roll think we Portuguese people kick *ss like donkies!


Hey Dae.....Deez nutz , ha , ha , ha that felt good...ha! u don't have the power in your anti-Portista ring finger to press the delete button , ha! payback is sweeeeeeeeeT!



England and Alky...I got a world pool don't even ask why..licking P*ssy under water and shooting bubbles up in your *sses! U B!tches!


Hey Razov does your wife still irons your clothes in the driveway and after making love to your wife is she still on u when she rolled twice ? u fatbastard!

Crusty stop slapping your nutz on a soft and fleshy silicone vagina and slap on real junk , punk!



TO THE BENCACAS I'M GONNA PAINT YOUR FORUM BLUE AND THEN PAINT YOUR MAMMAS WHITE I'LL BE FLICKERING MY d*CK UP & DOWN YOUR FORUM CUZ YOUR CACA THAT U STAND FOR DOESN'T MEAN NOTHING TO ME BUT A URINAL!

& to the Scpingistas...their team is pathetic down to their fans...not worth smacking.


PS can u say this Sh*t here , huh? I'm only a rookie..


hi:)

[daeone]

Originally posted by cleek24



Hey Dae.....Deez nutz , ha , ha , ha that felt good...ha! u don't have the power in your anti-Portista ring finger to press the delete button , ha! payback is sweeeeeeeeeT!






Nice to see you're nothing but a f*cking ass no matter which forum you post. When was I ever "anti-portista" you stupid piece of stinking sh*t?


Never. That's when you dumb f*ck. :D

[bubba]

Huh? Cleek?


That's kind of mean don't you think?

[Penguin]

Well, I guess Cleek's post refutes any theories of this being a Bizarro World.

Had this been a true Bizarro world, Cleek would have written his post in perfect, Shakespearan iambic-pentameter!! :D

[daeone]

Originally posted by Penguin
Well, I guess Cleek's post refutes any theories of this being a Bizarro World.

Had this been a true Bizarro world, Cleek would have written his post in perfect, Shakespearan iambic-pentameter!! :D



Touche, my friend, touche.


Say, are you going to post at all in the Xtratime Sporting forum? i hate to moderate a forum that consists of nothing but me, myself and I. ;)

[Couto 5]

Whats your problem Cleek ???
When are you going to be nice to people ??????
You must be upset about your horrific looks . Dont blame us - blame your parents .
Not one of us has given you sh!t about you not having any freinds when you were younger or the fact that your mum used to tie sausages around your neck so that your dog would play with you when you were younger !! or the fact that time when your dog gave you a sausage of his own :smoking:

[Dulce68]

Cleek:
That post was disgusting... Grow up and start respecting others...
I guess you fit more over here because from what I have read on these posts over here, they do not respect other people and their opinion... That is all I have to say about that....
XAU

[Razor]

Cleek my man! I was wondering when the Hitler Youth Rally would be rolling into town.

I'm glad to see that even though you're still grounded for the "Playgirl" mags they found under your matress, that you're still able to log on. Tell me - which N'Sync member do you think is cutest? I know you've got pictures of all of them hanging in your locker.

By the way - before you start your usual incoherent cyberbabble tirade against Benfica, just remember: any one of us here could quite possibly be your real father. Not me though - I've got standards and even on my drunkest night, I'd never have nailed your mother (assuming you're not a test tube baby, which would explain a lot of things).

[Pila]

Bwahahahahaha:D

You got that right, Razor! If you were his father then surely we'd see cleek at least correctly spell one word. I hope he ain't mine! Oooohhhh... Just got the chills at that thought. :dead:

[RedEagle]

Originally posted by Razor
Cleek my man! I was wondering when the Hitler Youth Rally would be rolling into town.

I'm glad to see that even though you're still grounded for the "Playgirl" mags they found under your matress, that you're still able to log on. Tell me - which N'Sync member do you think is cutest? I know you've got pictures of all of them hanging in your locker.

By the way - before you start your usual incoherent cyberbabble tirade against Benfica, just remember: any one of us here could quite possibly be your real father. Not me though - I've got standards and even on my drunkest night, I'd never have nailed your mother (assuming you're not a test tube baby, which would explain a lot of things).

Dude it could have been me... I want to apologize for possibly having fathered the bisexual mental midget, that is Cleek.

I can't recall the precise details...

it was definately High school and there was too much alcohol and such...

...either way I think Cleeks mom was this certifiable insane Hermophidite escapee from John Hopkins University Hospital.

Ah the things one wishes to forget....


:rolling:

[Razor]

BWA-HA-HA! :D

"Hermaphrodite!" That explains everything! Cleek exhibits all the intellectual traits of a single-celled organism that has both male and female reproductive organs. It is only fitting that his mother/father had both sets of plumbing, too.

Cleek: An amoeba with an underdeveloped endoplasmic riticulum if you know what I'm saying...;)

[Pila]

That does explain a lot of things... like his love for FC Porto and farm animals. No way that's just a coincidence!

[BigBoyDragon]

You Boys disgust me !!! I am especailly disapointed in you Cleek !!
As a Portista you should know better :( , And the other ......oh what shall I call them , Non Portistas , you boys make me sick .....SICK . We should be sensative about what we call each other and what we say !! I am sure we all have feelings and feelings get hurt so all of you boys should aploigise to each other !!!
This means You Cleek24 , daeone ( I love that name ), Penguin , Couto 5 , Dulce68 , Razor , Red Eagle & Pila !! all of you's hang your head in shame !!

My Regards to Bubba in this whole fiasco he is the only onewho shows maturity !!

[Pila]

Son! Decency has no place here. This is the second time I've had to respond to one of yer posts. Immediately post a nude post of your sister are I shall be forced to put you my sh*t list.

Don't make me warn ya again.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Pila
Son! Decency has no place here. This is the second time I've had to respond to one of yer posts. Immediately post a nude post of your sister are I shall be forced to put you my sh*t list.

Don't make me warn ya again.

:D BWA-HA-HA!!!

This has truly become Bizzarro Xtratime!!!:)

[Pila]

Man! Some people just don't get it!:D

[OSF]

Don't tell me we have to start posting jpegs here also! :yawn:

[Pila]

That's the whole idea, OSF! Preferably a nude of his sister!

[OSF]

Preferrably, his younger sister! :evil: :D

[BigBoyDragon]

Well, excuse me OK guys!!!!!!!!!!

I’m a big boy and don’t care about these things, but the truth is that some people may be offended by things like this shit. How rude! :rolleyes:

I personally find all that pussy talk disgusting.

And I don’t have sisters, but I do have an older brother. Do you want his pictures too?

[daeone]

Originally posted by BigBoyDragon
, daeone ( I love that name ),



:eek: Who'd of thought my initials followed by the word one would provoke such adoration. :D

[BigBoyDragon]

Well, it's just that it reminds me of someone! ;)

I usually don't like Sportinguistas, but you seem nice :) (unlike some other's I've seen here). So what does the D stand for? Please don't tell me it's Donald. :cool: Why did you pick that name anyway?

[cleek24]

Ya u r right biggie..i was bad on that day but i really had a good excuse.....i was constipated & my farts got the best of me....but i took Peptobismo(antacid) so i feel relieved so an apology is in order , now..so


LE I'm sorry that i called u a woman-Hounddog that sniffed out balls & a wizard of oz dwarf so sorry?



Hey couto....u chupa cabra.....a smart*ss...huh? The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth is Einstein's pecker!!:smoking: :) :mad:


dbrrrrrrr! fast relief MY *SS!:(

[BigBoyDragon]

Originally posted by cleek24
Ya u r right biggie..i was bad on that day but i can explain.....i was constipated & my farts got the best of me....but i took Peptobismo(antacid) so i feel relieved so an apology is in order , now..so


LE I'm sorry that i called u a woman-Hounddog that sniffed out balls & a wizard of oz dwarf so sorry?



Hey couto....u chupa cabra.....a smart*ss...huh? The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth is Einstein's pecker!!:smoking: :) :mad:


dbrrrrrrr! fast relief MY *SS!:(

:D :D HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D :D
That is so funny. :D
Much better than that Pila guy trying to be funny. Whatever...:rolleyes:

What is LE and what is chupa cabra tough? :confused:

[cleek24]

D stands for.......d*ck!


a d*ck to Portistas...huh DAE!?:mad: :rolling:

[BigBoyDragon]

Originally posted by cleek24
D stands for.......d*ck!


a d*ck to Portistas...huh DAE!?:mad: :rolling:

Man, you're on a roll. :D :D :D

You mean to tell me that daeone doesn't like Portistas? :mad:

[cleek24]

a chupa cabra is that mexican phenominon of a creature that has dumbo's ears and Pinicio's nose and looks like Bert from Seseme st. and sucks cattles' blood!

:)

[cleek24]

Originally posted by BigBoyDragon


Man, you're on a roll. :D :D :D

You mean to tell me that daeone doesn't like Portistas? :mad:


he has an anti Portista's ring finger that is trasmitted "only" like LSD..i think he got it from Pila...who deletes our posts...DAE!!:mad: expecially mine:mad: !!!

[BigBoyDragon]

Originally posted by cleek24
a chupa cabra is that mexican phenominon of a creature that has dumbo's ears and Pinicio's nose and looks like Bert from Seseme st. and sucks cattles' blood!

:)

And are you saying daeone is like that? ;)

Come on! I'm sure he is not that bad...at least his name is cool.

Man my Portugese in not that good. But I'll try.
Vivo Porto! O milhor equipo de mundo. :cool: ;)
Don't you think so deaone?

[BigBoyDragon]

Originally posted by cleek24
he has an anti Portista's ring finger that is trasmitted "only" like LSD..i think he got it from Pila...who deletes our posts...DAE!!:mad: expecially mine:mad: !!!

Hey this Pila guy thinks is so cool...NOT!!!

And dae erases our posts? Asshole! Maybe that's why his not a moderator anymore. :mad:

[Dulce68]

Excuse me BigBoyDragon... I am not a boy! I am a woman, and very proud of being one.

[Dulce68]

What's up with portuguese soccer forums they atract maniacs! first that Severus guy, now this BigBoyDragon. He talks about us being sick I think he is the sick one. Mariquices para outro lado.

[BigBoyDragon]

Hi Dulce I wasnt referring you to being sick , it was to some members who I have mentioned before. There manners leave a lot to be desired & really they do make me quite ill. Lucky they do not have to face me in person , because if I heard any of those wisecracks in person I wouldnt want to expose them to my martial arts techniques I have been honing for 4 years . Thats right guys;) I am a Tae-Bo expert ,so dont mess with me
& Dulce I am so,so happy you are very comfortable with your sexuality :0
& thanks for the maniac comment , I guess I am a little bit of a FC Porto Maniac !!!

[Couto 5]

Originally posted by cleek24

Hey couto....u chupa cabra.....a smart*ss...huh? The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth is Einstein's pecker!!:smoking: :) :mad:


dbrrrrrrr! fast relief MY *SS!:(

You are pathetic Cleek , are you that brain dead it took you a whole week to think that up !!!:) Man . we used to say that sh!t when I was 6 yo to my freinds to upset them .but these days man ....that is Bullsh!t !!! all water of a ducks back .I thought you being the smart person you are would have said something that would have made me lose sleep for a few days you dickhead.

BTW - You were misinformed about einsteins pecker in my mouth , it actually was your mom's tit !! ;) and after giving it a good going over - tell your mom she is dumped !!! I dont want to end up like you:)

[Couto 5]

Hey Big Boy !! I refuse to apoligise to that idiot !!
& BTW your tae-bo skills ,must be awesome after 4 years of training- you should be going to Biker bars & spitting in the beer just to test how tough they really are :)

[Pila]

Am I the only one who appreciates this kind of stuff?:D

I hope none of you are falling fro the Big Boy Blue act. I'm betting it's fogo!

Who wants to bet?

[Couto 5]

I wouldnt be surprised if its Fogo , they talk the same , he should have tried to cjhange his wording habits:smoking:

[BigBoyDragon]

What are you guys talking about? What is the “fire” talk supposed to mean. I understand Portuguese, you know? I am new here, so I don’t know half of what you guys are talking about. It’s very rude.

And Pila, you were the one who started messing with me. I have no interest in you. I think that there’s a lot nicer people here. You aren’t one of them. There’s always a clown in a class. I guess it’s your and your buddies class reunion here. Can you be more not-funny?

[Pila]

No.

Next question...

[BigBoyDragon]

I won’t give you a “yes” or “no” question. I know your brain may fry now, but why are you so rude to new people? Is it because I like Porto? Do you treat Benfiquistas the same way?

Try to elaborate. I know you’ll have to rest afterwards…but just do your best. :)

[Pila]

Well, I'm a little winded from answering your previous question, but let's see if I got some gas left...

Fwaaarrrttttt!

Yep!

[BigBoyDragon]

Don't be crazy. ;)

Come on, just answer the questions. Pleeeeease. :)

[Pila]

Settle down, son. Nothing but good fun here. If yer the sensitive type, I'd like to suggest the Xtratime forums. There the boards are moderated by real stiffs who don't appreciate our humor. You'd probably do better there. Otherwise, you're welcome to stay here if you can handle it.

[BigBoyDragon]

I can handle you guys, and a lot more ;). You are funny guys. That’s why I decided to come here. :)

So who are the “stiffs” at Xtratime. I may want to visit them now. :D
Hahaha Just kidding. :D

[Pila]

To each his own, my man.:) I see the beginning of a beautiful friendship between you and cleek. Who'da thunk it, eh? ;)

[BigBoyDragon]

Is cleek there too?

I like him because he was really nice to me. Plus he is really funny. I bet everyone around here likes him.

Except for deaone...cleek told me he doesn't like Portistas or something. :mad: Why can people see past the surface? And I thought deaone was funny and interesting at first. I was disappointed. :(

[Pila]

Originally posted by BigBoyDragon
I was disappointed. :(

That's what Dae's wife says to me all the time. You're not alone there, my light footed friend! :p

[OSF]

Originally posted by Pila


.............. I'd like to suggest the Xtratime forums. There the boards are moderated by real stiffs who don't appreciate our humor. ..........

Hey! Watch it! I'm offended! I got you stiff hang.......:D

On second thought, I wish it was! Bwahahaha! :silly:

[BigBoyDragon]

Oh, he's married?
:eek: Not cool.

I would even be more disapointed :( but cleek is way nicer ;). I'm sure cleek is not married. :cool:

Oh, and is dae's name Donald. Do you know? Just wondering. :)


You're not so bad afterall Pila. :)

[Pila]

Dae's name is in fact not Donald! Although, he does walk like a duck! Mebbe ye guys just need to reacquaint yourselves is all!

[OSF]

Originally posted by BigBoyDragon

.........

You're not so bad afterall Pila. :)

Ou-oh! Now you sound like you are in love with Pila!! :D

Oh well, he can be quite irresistible sometimes! ;) :evil:

[LadyEagle]

Love is in the air...... :heart: ;)

[RedEagle]

Question for ya...DragonBoy...

Although your handle isn't bad, I'd figure someone with your err...interests would have gone with something like "LittleBoyBlue"?;)

Perhaps you can ask Pila here to change it for you, now that he's got some sort of dictatorial powers.

Just a thought.


Ciao:rolling:

[daeone]

I dropped by for this bullsh*t? :rolleyes: :D


Serves me right, I guess.


No, Dragon Boy, I don't hate Portistas. I am actually friends with most of them at Xtime. Cleek is just an ass who talks aout his rear orafice. Ignore the stench if you can. :D

[Penguin]

:eek: what the....????? :eek:


Dae, I stand corrected.......this IS a Bizarro World! ;)

[BigBoyDragon]

This is a cool place.

RedEagle I like my name very much, I don’t want to change it. You don’t know if I’m big or little. ;) Pila is my friend now, but I don’t want him to change my name. :)

I’m glad to hear you don’t hate me daeone. :) I think you’re cool too. So what’s your name? And why don’t you like cleek? :( He seems like a really cool guy. Maybe once you guys get to know him better, you’ll see that he is a cool guy. At least that’s what it seems like. :)

If some of you guys weren’t so rude, cleek would come around more often. :( Pila told me that Cleek is really cool, funny and smart. Maybe he just doesn’t want to be bothered with “some” of you guys.” :(

Hi Penguin...I think I'll play that game with you. ;)

[Pila]

Originally posted by BigBoyDragon
:( Pila told me that Cleek is really cool, funny and smart. ;)

Whoa! Let's back up a couple flower arrangements, there buddy! I said Cleek was the smartest Portista I know. I never said he was cool or funny.

[O GLORIOSO]

When did fatbitchdragqueen break out of the loony bin.

Take your pansy ass bak to kindergarden, where all u porkista halfwits belong.

Is that cool....

[BigBoyDragon]

why all the hostility OGlorioso , I know deep down you really are a nice guy and this outburst isnt your true nature . I will give you time to calm down:) I think you will grow to love me . I just hope the outburst isnt the cause of a incident( guy - guy ;) ) you may have had in your life. I am pretty straight acting so once people start talking futebol & not concentrate on me it will all be OK :)

[mfa]

Hahaha

This BigBoy defenitely is a smart character...,haha

[OSF]

Yeah! I kinda like him! :)

He's funny! :D

[BigBoyDragon]

Originally posted by OSF
Yeah! I kinda like him! :)

He's funny! :D

Thanks for your love & support boys :)
its almost enough to make a grown man cry :(

[daeone]

Originally posted by Penguin
:eek: what the....????? :eek:


Dae, I stand corrected.......this IS a Bizarro World! ;)


Why the shock, Pen?

[Penguin]

Originally posted by daeone



Why the shock, Pen?

I come back on after a few days and I find the following:

1) OSF (you dirty old man, you! ;) ) and LadyE exchaging pictures ;)

2) A Flaming Portista hitting using the worst gay innuendo I've ever see and trying to hit on everyone, including OSF (you're an even dirtier old man, ;) )

3) Not a single Football post in here.

and....

4) Pila is moderating!

Need I say more!! :D ;)

[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by Penguin
and LadyE exchaging pictures ;)

Yeah, I don't think so buddy. Nothing but a joke. ;)

[Penguin]

Sure, it's a joke. Come on, LadyE, you can admit you've got a fetish for older guys! :D ;)

[OSF]

Hey Penguin! Nice to see you again! :D

In case you haven't noticed, LadyE and I both belong to The Gutter Club, so dirty is by trade! :evil:

Matter of fact, LadyE is our Gutter Queen! :cool:

Glad you enjoyed reading our exchange! :p

[daeone]

Originally posted by Penguin


I come back on after a few days and I find the following:

1) OSF (you dirty old man, you! ;) ) and LadyE exchaging pictures ;)

2) A Flaming Portista hitting using the worst gay innuendo I've ever see and trying to hit on everyone, including OSF (you're an even dirtier old man, ;) )

3) Not a single Football post in here.

and....

4) Pila is moderating!

Need I say more!! :D ;)


I hear that. This place is a bit freaky. :D

[fogo]

You only got yourself to blame Pila.
You did give me the address.

BigBoyDragon, you got to be kidding.
By the way Pila, who runs the site, your dad.

[cleek24]

:D

[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by Penguin
Sure, it's a joke. Come on, LadyE, you can admit you've got a fetish for older guys! :D ;)

Try the other way around...:o :sealed: :silly:

[OSF]

Originally posted by LadyEagle


Try the other way around...:o :sealed: :silly:

Older guys have fetish for you then? :confused: :eek: :mad:

[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by OSF
Older guys have fetish for you then? :confused: :eek: :mad:
Yeah, OK. Sure. :D It seems so. ;)

What's up with the choice of smilies? :confused: ;)

[OSF]

I guess I am a little jealous, eventhough I know I'm not entitled to! :(

:heart: :kiss: :p

[Alcatraz]

:evil: Bizarro World is right!:alien:

-It's like that Seinfeld episode with the other coffee shop!!!!

[LadyEagle]

Originally posted by OSF
I guess I am a little jealous, eventhough I know I'm not entitled to! :(

:heart: :kiss: :p
Ok, no problem. :kiss: ;) But you misunderstood. :p

[OSF]

Huh? I'm confused! Probably because I'm relaxing at home and not getting enough coffee! :D

Please tell me in English, darling! :kiss: :kiss: :heart:

[OSF]

Wait a second! You didn't mean that Penguin would have the fetish for......... BWAHAHAHA!!:D :D :silly:

[LadyEagle]

What the hell is wrong with you today? :confused: :D :silly:

No, I didn't mean anything about Penguin. :angel: I can only speak for myself. ;)

[OSF]

I dunno. :)

I have been in and out all day until just now! :D :silly:

No, not the fun kind. I went to my son's Veteran's Day celebration at school because he's a member of the chorus. I then did some X'mas shopping and had lunch.

I'm just beginning to get my orientation, is all.

So, what were you saying, my darling? :heart:

[LadyEagle]

That you're a crazy old man. :silly: ;)

You forgot your medication again, didn't you? ;) First the blue and then the white. :D

[OSF]

Yes, I am! But you still love me, don't ya! :D :heart: :kiss:

You make me so happy! :rolling:

Okay. First the blue, then white, hey wait a minute! What's this red bottle doing here? :eek:

[LadyEagle]

You crack me up. :D

The red one is for special occasions only, if you get my drift. ;) :smoking:

[OSF]

Aha! You mean that's the bottle of viagra you bought me for my birthday? Well, well, well!

Let me know when you come over so I can try a few of these! :evil: :smoking: :kiss:

[LadyEagle]

Right…but if you had taken your medicine you wouldn’t be talking this crap again. :mad:
This is the last time I’m giving you a b-day present. :mad: :p ;)

[OSF]

Oh right. I appreciate your understaning, darling. :kiss:

I wouldn't want you to spend money on any present anyway. Simply put a little bow on your hair and you will make the best gift for any man in this world! :angel: :heart:

[LadyEagle]

Yeah, I’m sure you and one of your limbs would like that. :rolleyes: ;)

[OSF]

Do you mean I will like a bow on my limb?

Oh no! I only like the bow on you! ;) :heart:

[LadyEagle]

Right! :rolleyes:

A bow for your limb. :rolleyes: You really need your medicine. ;) :D

What a freak!!! :eek:

[OSF]

Freaky! :D

Okay. I have taken my medicine now, so I should feel a lot calmer in any minute.

So what have you been doing today, darling?

[RedEagle]

You two must have had Veteran's Day off? Right?;)

[LadyEagle]

Nah, RedE...

OSF, always acts this way. :eek: :D

[OSF]

Guilty on both counts! What can I say?! :p :D