el Turco
08-15-2008, 09:54 PM
ou know you are argentinian when
- u call your grandmother "nona" and your grandfather "nono"
- you have missed work only to see your club team or argentina nationl team play in an important game
-you have someone in your family they call "el tano", "el negro", "el turco", "el cabezon"...
-you have tried pizza "la fugazza" y "la faina"
- they are a million recipes of making empanadas! argentinean empanadas are still ranked the best!
- u have a spanish first name but your last name is either an italian, jewish, german ,french, british. arabic. swiss.turkish.austrian.spanish,etc.....
- your parents still listens to tango and dances it at argentinean parties.
-u know what morcillas, chinchullin, mollejas, provoleta are?
- u eat sunday dinner with the family and its always some type of pasta or asado y vino....
- you eat panqueques de dulce de leche for breakfast.
- u see at least someone wearing a soccer jersey in the streets of your "barrio"
- At any time of the day, a cafe con leche and 2 medialunas can be considered a square meal
- cojer y agarar are two different meanings**
- You can, at all times, find a heladeria within 3 blocks
- In your barrio, there are more people on the streets at 3 am than 3 pm
- Que se yo?
- Nothing is good anymore, it's "barbaro"
- You have learned how to get across Avenida Libertador without getting run over, before the pedestrian light even turns green
- You have accepted the fact that you cannot successfully walk across 9 de Julio before the lights turn red, because everyone KNOWS it's the widest avenue in the WORLD
- You instinctively cross yourself everytime you pass a church, even when riding on the bus
- Your guia Lumi is old and falling apart, but you still won't leave home without it
- $80 is far too much to pay for anything, unless, of course, it is an unbreakable mate thermo
- You can estafar, zafar, and continue to the farra with all the other porteos
- You have any idea what the last line means
- You actually know the historical figures the streets are named after
- You start to give false directions to tourists
- You consider both superpanchos and choripan to be hearty meals
- Based on taste alone, you can pick out a Terrabusi alfajor in a double-blind test
- You complain about everything while in Buenos Aires, but as soon as you leave, you begin to miss it..
- Upon getting into a taxi, instead of stating your destination, you give a series of turns and street names, entering into a battle of wits over who knows the grid best
- You generally communicate better in gestures than actually conversing
- You know the attractive women all over Palermo Hollywood are really men, but that's OK
- You think nothing of hopping on a bus for 15 hours to get away for the weekend
- You don't find it surprising that 2 of these hours are spent leaving the city
- No matter how hectic life gets, you can always find time to matear
- Nothing is cool anymore, it's re canchero. You and your friends, (who are all capos and copados, obvio) are re chochos because you just saw a recital that was piola.
- You have forgotten your name and now only answer to a string of epithets, such as che, maestro, flaco, papa, pibe, chabon, etc.
- You don't coges el bus, you subis al bondi
- You don't go out to comer, you go out to morfar
- You have come to accept the fact that Buenos Aires sometimes huele a mar, even though it's a five hour drive to the ocean
- Fito Paez just passed by on the street and nobody seemed to notice
- A bar at a car wash, a Kosher McDonald's, and a Museo del Jamon all seem to make sense, somehow
- You know where to see the movies for 2 mangos, but still go to Village Recoleta because it's " re top"
- You know that a Disco is not a place to dance or a genre of music, but a place to buy food
- You eat sandwiches without crusts, pizza with a knife and fork and empanadas with your fingers
- You find yourself eating noquis on the 29th of each month, and not really knowing why
- You stay out till 6 am at a boliche but are still fresh as a daisy for your class at 9
- You mix ketchup and mayo, slather the beastly concoction on everything, and have the audacity to call it "salsa golf"
- You begin to wonder how Washington D.C. got off copying the obelisco, why London stole Buenos Aires' phone booths and letter boxes, and why Milan's La Scala operahouse had to steal the blueprints for Teatro Colon
- You get used to the fact that though you live in a port city, you rarely, if ever, see the waterfront.
- You don't find it at all confusing that there are streets called Pena, Rodriguez Pena, Luis Saenz Pena and Roque Saenz Pena, all in fairly close proximity. Nor that there are an Yrigoyen and Irigoyen that intersect, despite their different spellings.
- It makes perfect sense that the seediest redlight bars are directly alongside Recoleta cemetery, where the Argentine aristocracy is buried
- Spice is no longer a condiment to be put on food, but a television channel replete with B-grade SciFi films
- You are nostalgic for the bygone days of Carlos Gardel, or of Evita's Casa Rosada speeches, or even Maradona's "hand of God" goal, even though you never saw any of them
- You can get everything delivered to your departamento...from munchies to mariachis
- You consider it rude when you throw a party and people show up on time, while you are still making preparations, obvio...
- You feel comfortable wearing alpargatas just about anywhere
- You can't imagine drinking coffee without briskly following it with a shot glass of mineral water
- You know all the parts of a cow and you're not a butcher or a veterinarian
- You have ever considered growing out a mullet
- You get mugged and ask for your wallet back
- You refer to everything outside the capital as the "interior" of the country
- You realise that Neuquen is a palindrome, Salta a command and Buenos Aires a cruel joke, given the level of air pollution
- No weekend feels complete without a trip to the feria
- You are a self-made expert on EVERYTHING
- Your favourite thing to do is fiaca, the special action of not doing anything
- You drink your mate amargo but eat dulce de leche on everything
- You realize that when there is a superclasico, everything halts for el futbol
- You can find Evita's grave blindfolded, and know that Carlos Gardel is buried in Chacarita, even though nobody knows for sure where he was born
- Your swear words include colourful descriptions of the birthing process and the private parts of a parrot
- Everything is a quilombo
- It seems normal that professional dog walkers are dragged around by up to 20 canines, and that there is a bus to cart dogs
- You don't call it the Falkland Islands, you call it "LAS MALVINAS"no matter what an old bitch called margaret tatcher says
-You don't think rugby and polo are just white people's sports, we kick ass at all of them
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How many of these apply to you Wabbit? :D
- u call your grandmother "nona" and your grandfather "nono"
- you have missed work only to see your club team or argentina nationl team play in an important game
-you have someone in your family they call "el tano", "el negro", "el turco", "el cabezon"...
-you have tried pizza "la fugazza" y "la faina"
- they are a million recipes of making empanadas! argentinean empanadas are still ranked the best!
- u have a spanish first name but your last name is either an italian, jewish, german ,french, british. arabic. swiss.turkish.austrian.spanish,etc.....
- your parents still listens to tango and dances it at argentinean parties.
-u know what morcillas, chinchullin, mollejas, provoleta are?
- u eat sunday dinner with the family and its always some type of pasta or asado y vino....
- you eat panqueques de dulce de leche for breakfast.
- u see at least someone wearing a soccer jersey in the streets of your "barrio"
- At any time of the day, a cafe con leche and 2 medialunas can be considered a square meal
- cojer y agarar are two different meanings**
- You can, at all times, find a heladeria within 3 blocks
- In your barrio, there are more people on the streets at 3 am than 3 pm
- Que se yo?
- Nothing is good anymore, it's "barbaro"
- You have learned how to get across Avenida Libertador without getting run over, before the pedestrian light even turns green
- You have accepted the fact that you cannot successfully walk across 9 de Julio before the lights turn red, because everyone KNOWS it's the widest avenue in the WORLD
- You instinctively cross yourself everytime you pass a church, even when riding on the bus
- Your guia Lumi is old and falling apart, but you still won't leave home without it
- $80 is far too much to pay for anything, unless, of course, it is an unbreakable mate thermo
- You can estafar, zafar, and continue to the farra with all the other porteos
- You have any idea what the last line means
- You actually know the historical figures the streets are named after
- You start to give false directions to tourists
- You consider both superpanchos and choripan to be hearty meals
- Based on taste alone, you can pick out a Terrabusi alfajor in a double-blind test
- You complain about everything while in Buenos Aires, but as soon as you leave, you begin to miss it..
- Upon getting into a taxi, instead of stating your destination, you give a series of turns and street names, entering into a battle of wits over who knows the grid best
- You generally communicate better in gestures than actually conversing
- You know the attractive women all over Palermo Hollywood are really men, but that's OK
- You think nothing of hopping on a bus for 15 hours to get away for the weekend
- You don't find it surprising that 2 of these hours are spent leaving the city
- No matter how hectic life gets, you can always find time to matear
- Nothing is cool anymore, it's re canchero. You and your friends, (who are all capos and copados, obvio) are re chochos because you just saw a recital that was piola.
- You have forgotten your name and now only answer to a string of epithets, such as che, maestro, flaco, papa, pibe, chabon, etc.
- You don't coges el bus, you subis al bondi
- You don't go out to comer, you go out to morfar
- You have come to accept the fact that Buenos Aires sometimes huele a mar, even though it's a five hour drive to the ocean
- Fito Paez just passed by on the street and nobody seemed to notice
- A bar at a car wash, a Kosher McDonald's, and a Museo del Jamon all seem to make sense, somehow
- You know where to see the movies for 2 mangos, but still go to Village Recoleta because it's " re top"
- You know that a Disco is not a place to dance or a genre of music, but a place to buy food
- You eat sandwiches without crusts, pizza with a knife and fork and empanadas with your fingers
- You find yourself eating noquis on the 29th of each month, and not really knowing why
- You stay out till 6 am at a boliche but are still fresh as a daisy for your class at 9
- You mix ketchup and mayo, slather the beastly concoction on everything, and have the audacity to call it "salsa golf"
- You begin to wonder how Washington D.C. got off copying the obelisco, why London stole Buenos Aires' phone booths and letter boxes, and why Milan's La Scala operahouse had to steal the blueprints for Teatro Colon
- You get used to the fact that though you live in a port city, you rarely, if ever, see the waterfront.
- You don't find it at all confusing that there are streets called Pena, Rodriguez Pena, Luis Saenz Pena and Roque Saenz Pena, all in fairly close proximity. Nor that there are an Yrigoyen and Irigoyen that intersect, despite their different spellings.
- It makes perfect sense that the seediest redlight bars are directly alongside Recoleta cemetery, where the Argentine aristocracy is buried
- Spice is no longer a condiment to be put on food, but a television channel replete with B-grade SciFi films
- You are nostalgic for the bygone days of Carlos Gardel, or of Evita's Casa Rosada speeches, or even Maradona's "hand of God" goal, even though you never saw any of them
- You can get everything delivered to your departamento...from munchies to mariachis
- You consider it rude when you throw a party and people show up on time, while you are still making preparations, obvio...
- You feel comfortable wearing alpargatas just about anywhere
- You can't imagine drinking coffee without briskly following it with a shot glass of mineral water
- You know all the parts of a cow and you're not a butcher or a veterinarian
- You have ever considered growing out a mullet
- You get mugged and ask for your wallet back
- You refer to everything outside the capital as the "interior" of the country
- You realise that Neuquen is a palindrome, Salta a command and Buenos Aires a cruel joke, given the level of air pollution
- No weekend feels complete without a trip to the feria
- You are a self-made expert on EVERYTHING
- Your favourite thing to do is fiaca, the special action of not doing anything
- You drink your mate amargo but eat dulce de leche on everything
- You realize that when there is a superclasico, everything halts for el futbol
- You can find Evita's grave blindfolded, and know that Carlos Gardel is buried in Chacarita, even though nobody knows for sure where he was born
- Your swear words include colourful descriptions of the birthing process and the private parts of a parrot
- Everything is a quilombo
- It seems normal that professional dog walkers are dragged around by up to 20 canines, and that there is a bus to cart dogs
- You don't call it the Falkland Islands, you call it "LAS MALVINAS"no matter what an old bitch called margaret tatcher says
-You don't think rugby and polo are just white people's sports, we kick ass at all of them
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How many of these apply to you Wabbit? :D