Johnny foreigners wanted for an international friendly football match in Oxford

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Johnny foreigners wanted for an international friendly against ChChFCOBTC in the scenic surroundings of Christ Church Sports Ground, Oxford, on a Saturday or a Sunday in late March / April, followed by some beers and jolity. We have already hosted teams from Poland and Russia, and played abroad in Portugal, Germany and France. Preferably you will speak a smattering of English, bring plenty of WAGs and not be very good at football. See http://chchfcobtc.blogspot.com for how you will be commemorated.