You Know You're Turkish When...

[SiN]

There are some funny sides to us turks that we all see and go through that i wanted to share, if you have more please let us know :)

You always say "Open the light" insted of "Turn the light on". (This is so true, i say it all the time)

You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school. (Oh my god, this happened to me the other day! :lol: )

Your parents compare you to all of there friends kids. (So bloody true!)

[el Turco]

haha, yes they are very true. :D

let's make a list of this.

[SiN]

You can separate seeds from their shells, with your teeth, at a rate of 100 per minute (puhahahahah!!! i am the master of this art :D )

[SiN]

You can spot another Turk a mile off...and you find yourself saying to your mates "yeah they're Turkish" wherever you go even if the people you're pointing out aren't. (I do this all the time in the city :) )

[el Turco]

I found this on the internet:

You know you're Turkish when....

-There is sale on any item, you buy 100 of them

-You make coffee in a saucepan

-You think that the Turks are the most amazing race on the face of earth and everyone is jealous of us and try to destroy us

-You feel some kind of tension whenever you are around Greeks, Kurds or
Armenians

-Your mother can make yogurt from nothing

-MSN messenger is 100x better than AOL

-Your guy relatives look like mafia during the holidays

-Your father has a minor disagreement with his brother and doesn't talk to him for 10 years

-You call an older person you have never met before "uncle", "aunty" or abi

-You hide everything from your parents

-Your phone is always on silent

-Your mother does everything for you if you are male

-You do all the housework and cooking if you're female

-Your relatives alone could populate a small city

-Everyone is a family friend or somehow related to you

-You always try moving out of home but always end up returning

-You love kebabs, iskender and eating

-Instead of cooking a meal for 4 you cook for 10

-When you have a dinner party there is enough food to last for the next two months

-You fight over who pays the dinner bill

-You avoid public places with a member of the opposite sex especially if there is an acquaintance within 250 miles radius

-You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on"

-You get very upset when airlines refuses to accept your luggage which is 80 kg overweight

-You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up

-You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school

-You are always taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go

-Your mother seems to think her future lies at the bottom of a little coffee cup

-Your parents compare you to all of their friends kids

-No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming for a visit

- You talk with your guests at the door for 20-30 minutes when they are leaving

-You show your love and affection to people by physically hurting them
(esp. pinching, slapping, biting)

-if you eat olives, cheese and tomatoes for breakfast

-Grape leaves make a great dinner


:lol: :lol:

[SiN]

Hahahahaha yeh i got traces of those from the net aswell. They are so true :D

[el Turco]

You can spot another Turk a mile off...and you find yourself saying to your mates "yeah they're Turkish" wherever you go even if the people you're pointing out aren't. (I do this all the time in the city :) )

I can usually spot Turkish people by their actions, or the way they talk(agressive), or the way they look. :D

[nb-legenda]

heh, almost all of those are true for my family man especially the

-You talk with your guests at the door for 20-30 minutes when they are leaving (gets deteorating because I want them to leave so badly! lol... my parents friends...)
-Your parents compare you to all of their friends kids (very true! my dad always compares me with other soccer players!)
-You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school. (haha I hate/love it when he does this!)
- You always say "Open the light" insted of "Turn the light on". (hahahaha, in Bosnian I say "otvori svetla")

I definately got Turkish genes in me...I'm so proud lol

[el Turco]

Here is some more...


If you're male, you are a futbol fanatic. It would be unthinkable for you not to support one of the major Turkish teams. By the way, you fail to understand why someone would use a bizarre word like "soccer."

[el Turco]

You think that fast food like McDonald's, Burger King, or KFC is expensive and prestigious. Long after your meal is finished, you sit around the uncomfortable chairs, and chat away

[el Turco]

# You probably own the latest model cellular telephone-- even if you don't really need one or can't afford the bills.

# Your house is well-heated in the winter, but you fry in the summer because you don't have air conditioning.

# You have your own bathroom with western-style toilet. You do have a second, Turkish-style toilet in your apartment, but you shun at the idea of using it.

[el Turco]

#You can't seriously expect to be able to transact business, or deal with the officials, without paying bribes.

#You drive on the left side of the road-- or anywhere else as necessitated by circumstance. You don't stop at red lights, even if there are people around. If you're a pedestrian, you will fearlessly and nonchalantly cross the street, anywhere you please, whether the light is green or not.

#You can easily name the capitals or the leaders of all the nations of Europe.

#If you are not understood, you would rather increase your volume than rephrase.

#If you have guests, you will serve them tea.

[SiN]

If you're a pedestrian, you will fearlessly and nonchalantly cross the street, anywhere you please, whether the light is green or not.

SO TRUE! I do this almost everyday and my friends always suffer heart attacks when they see me do it :lol:

[Fener19*07bahce]

You can tell if some1's Turkish just by the way they look at you, the way they walk, and the way they just talk, by the way of explaining..one very good example, Fatih Terim..
One that i have figured and is pretty obvious is, the easiest way to spot a Turk is if they are sitting like this down like this, and are very comfortable without losing balance.. And are also really the only people in the world who are comfortable sitting down like this
..go to one of those links. And yes, every Turk has a sense of "Turkishness".. If a Turkish gets upset at somthing or is angry, even the women, we all put our fingers side by side very tightly, stick out our thumb and just throw that hand in the air.
You also know if som1s Turkish if you stopped at the red light, and as soon as that light turns green u hear a horn, theyre Turkish.
You know som1s Turkish when you see a taxi door open, and cigarette smoke just blows out of the car.

[el Turco]

You also know if som1s Turkish if you stopped at the red light, and as soon as that light turns green u hear a horn, theyre Turkish.


Whenever I go to Paterson, I see that happen. :D

I wonder why... :D

Why is the layout of this page all messed up?

[Fener19*07bahce]

idont know, repost my post for me, and ill delete my post. you see the link and pic and everything.

[Fener19*07bahce]

And the green light thing is unbelievable, iwas in izmir and iwas at a red light, i looked at the car next to me, there werent any other cars around, it was just two lanes and we were first uknow, and the light goes green and he pushes the horn for exactly one second and steps on the gas, :lol: . It has turned into such a bad habit for so many people and taxi drivers especially.

[Fenerliyim]

You think that fast food like McDonald's, Burger King, or KFC is expensive and prestigious. Long after your meal is finished, you sit around the uncomfortable chairs, and chat away

haha if u go to kayseri, mcdonalds is like the place to eat. There is only 1 i think and they got use like forks, knives etc.. and even have waiters. u'll be lucky if u wanna find a seat there

[Cihangir]

I love readin this shit lmao! :D

[Cihangir]

Oh hey.. You know you're Turkish when you love readin this shit! LOL

[Fry36]

LMAO almost all of them are true for me! Here's some I just thought of:

-You think speaking to a foreigner loudly in Turkish will make them understand what you're saying.
-Look around your house and you'll see "dantel" (little white designs) on top of various things. Mostly on TVs, dressers, and tables.
-There's no such thing as a "TV dinner."
-After a certain age, old ladies in a mile radius will try to find a potential wife for you.
-Your father was supposedly the smartest student in his class back in his days.
-Your parents are afraid that your friends will steer you to wrong things, even when you're the bad influence.
-At least 1 person smokes in your immediate family.
-Some gifted Turks can tell if it'll rain soon when they get joint pains.
-Being seen with a member of the opposite sex in your neighborhood will result in rumors about you popping up in a split second. You can thank the old ladies for this one. You can find them at strategically placed balconies around the neighborhood.
-No parking space is small enough.
-When more than 3 Turks get together, there will be football chants, even when football isn't involved.
-Chances are you have no problem drinking Raki, but if you see another Turk eating pork, you will go crazy.
-The derby on Saturday is more important than anything you can think of. A final, job interview, wedding, doctor's appointment, you name it.
-If you see tire marks on the grass separating 2 lanes, chances are it was a Turk who made that illegal U turn.
-Babies are tightly wrapped in some weird white cloth.
-There is a flat spot in the back of your head. Don't worry, most Turks have that.
-You probably still have plastic wrapping on your remote control.
-You've at least once tried writing "leblebi" with your calculator.
-There are at least 3 "kahve"s in your neighborhood where men go to play cards, okey, drink tea, and talk about politics and football.
-When you were little, you waited for your parents to go to sleep so you could watch the "Tutti Frutti" show on Show TV.
-When you played football back in the day, you were both the player and the commentator. (Del Piero aldi, Del Piero gidiyor, bir calim, kaleciyi gecti, gooool!!!)

[Cihangir]

You know you're Turkish when your mom never ever accepts the fact that you are not at all hungry.

This one is mine and a def. favorite of mine. Lol

[SiN]

Hahahaha so true Fry and Cihangir :D :D

[Fener19*07bahce]

One definite one is, you know you're Turkish when you start yelling on the phone even if the person on the other end can clearly hear you.

[SiN]

We also do alot of bargaining, even if the thing we are buying is cheap anyway :lol:

[Fener19*07bahce]

You know you're Turkish when you're world champion in armwrestling and can easily defeat a big guy --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMcOyF35NY&feature=related
The only sports Turks were good at before 2000 were weightlifting and armwrestling.. till Turkey made the worldcup in 2002. :lol:

[SiN]

You know your turkish when you and your freinds, cousin, dad etc start wrestling in public places :D

[Cihangir]

^^

Lmfao!

[SiN]

Or you swear in turkish behind peoples backs that cannot understand a word of turkish :D

Or when you are trying to sneak into your house after 2am and your parents are waiting for you in the darkness ready to pounce and ground you!

[Bosanac]

- You always say "Open the light" insted of "Turn the light on". (hahahaha, in Bosnian I say "otvori svetla")

I definately got Turkish genes in me...I'm so proud lol

Otvori svijetlo in Bosnian doesn't make sense

[Bosanac]

How about you know you're Turkish when you have a football team from the kids in your 'street' to play in an 'organized tournament' vs kids of other neighborhood streets? :D

[Turkish Delight]

You know ur Turkish when u have at least 1 Turk flag in your house and 1 piece of jewelry with a crescent and star on it.

You know ur Turkish when ur the only person that buys a sucuklu pide form the kebap shop.

You know ur Turkish when the NT enters a stadium and the National Anthem starts and every millimeter of your being is buzzing, every hair on your body stands and your heart is beating a thousand beats a minute and you are excited and worried at the same time (I experienced this when Turkiye played Australia in Sydney and every time i get to see a game live).

[Fener19*07bahce]

After they play the other teams anthem and there is a pause, everything in the stadium is quiet, and you start to hear the Turkish anthem, we just can't seperate from that

[SiN]

You know your turkish when you see/meet a really nice girl and you automatically think she is your property :lol:

[Bosanac]

After they play the other teams anthem and there is a pause, everything in the stadium is quiet, and you start to hear the Turkish anthem, we just can't seperate from that


You know ur Turkish when the NT enters a stadium and the National Anthem starts and every millimeter of your being is buzzing, every hair on your body stands and your heart is beating a thousand beats a minute and you are excited and worried at the same time (I experienced this when Turkiye played Australia in Sydney and every time i get to see a game live).



That was sooo lame.. This is suppose to be funny, not sentimental.

[el Turco]

How about you know you're Turkish when you have a football team from the kids in your 'street' to play in an 'organized tournament' vs kids of other neighborhood streets? :D

:D

It was so much fun. My street vs. your street. :D

[SiN]

And we would use rocks as goals, and whenever a car used to come passed, we would move the rocks and then wait for the car to leave and resume, if the ball suddenly went onto a neighbours balcony (which happened to me a millions times, stupid retards kick the ball high in the air) we would have to climb the building and rescue the ball and then get chased by a hairy turkish man in his pyjamas down the road screaming 'LAN GEL BURAYA LAN!"

[Fener19*07bahce]

That was sooo lame.. This is suppose to be funny, not sentimental.
You are not even Turkish, so how how in the world you supposed to know if it's lame or not? And who said it was not supposed to be sentimental. Listening to our anthem is something every TURK knows, every turk has it memorized, and engraved in their brain, so yes, you know you're turkish when you listen to the anthem and your spine tingles every single time.

[Fener19*07bahce]

And we would use rocks as goals, and whenever a car used to come passed, we would move the rocks and then wait for the car to leave and resume, if the ball suddenly went onto a neighbours balcony (which happened to me a millions times, stupid retards kick the ball high in the air) we would have to climb the building and rescue the ball and then get chased by a hairy turkish man in his pyjamas down the road screaming 'LAN GEL BURAYA LAN!"
hahaha, everyone can relate :) Iremember they didn't let us bring a soccer ball, or any other type of ball to school. So we would have to play with a coca cola can. Than after school we would go to the neighborhood, play soccer for like, 10min till som1 broke a window and spend the rest of the night running away from an old hairy guy in pajamas like you said. :lol:

[nb-legenda]

@Bosanac... i still say "otvori svijetlo!" lol! i know its "upali svijetlo" but i accidentally say it the first way

[Fry36]

And we would use rocks as goals, and whenever a car used to come passed, we would move the rocks and then wait for the car to leave and resume, if the ball suddenly went onto a neighbours balcony (which happened to me a millions times, stupid retards kick the ball high in the air) we would have to climb the building and rescue the ball and then get chased by a hairy turkish man in his pyjamas down the road screaming 'LAN GEL BURAYA LAN!"

:lol: I think it's more like "kesiyim mi lan topunuzu?!!!"

[Fenerliyim]

lol yea i remember when the repaved the road, so the road would be closed to all traffic for 2 days or so. We had a ball.

haha valla bizim ligin gol kralligi bendeyde, sezonda 600 gol bilemedin 500 tane atardim. Sonra bir esmer adam yanima geldi, kim sizce? Pele, gel seni brezilya milli takiminda forma giydiriyim dedi. haha lol :p

[DelijaZauvjek]

You know you are turkish when you have a big nose... =D..

I think my mom's old generation family has some turkish blood so I geuss thats where I got my big nose hehe =D......
My mom always says that he family used to say...Veci Nos Veci Ponos...

haha which means Bigger Nose Bigger Honor =D lol

[Bosanac]

You are not even Turkish, so how how in the world you supposed to know if it's lame or not? And who said it was not supposed to be sentimental. Listening to our anthem is something every TURK knows, every turk has it memorized, and engraved in their brain, so yes, you know you're turkish when you listen to the anthem and your spine tingles every single time.


I know because there is one of these for Bosnians, and it's down right hillarious. The point of these are to make you laugh, not to make you realize when you are a Turk. That would be pathetic, for anybody - that a list like this can make you realize you're a Turk. :D

[Bosanac]

lol yea i remember when the repaved the road, so the road would be closed to all traffic for 2 days or so. We had a ball.

haha valla bizim ligin gol kralligi bendeyde, sezonda 600 gol bilemedin 500 tane atardim. Sonra bir esmer adam yanima geldi, kim sizce? Pele, gel seni brezilya milli takiminda forma giydiriyim dedi. haha lol :p


Durun!!! ARABA GELIYO! :lol:

[Bosanac]

And we would use rocks as goals, and whenever a car used to come passed, we would move the rocks and then wait for the car to leave and resume, if the ball suddenly went onto a neighbours balcony (which happened to me a millions times, stupid retards kick the ball high in the air) we would have to climb the building and rescue the ball and then get chased by a hairy turkish man in his pyjamas down the road screaming 'LAN GEL BURAYA LAN!"


We broke so many windows playing on the road. We had this lahmacun store in the street, and they had this square glass thing in the front where they kept their food for 'show'. I broke that, and my dad was sooo pissed. He paid the guy for the damage, called us (me and my brother) home.. took out a knife and carved the ball in half. Didn't stop us from playing though :D

It was 2 agonazing days untill we came up with the money to buy a new ball.

[Turkish Delight]

That was sooo lame.. This is suppose to be funny, not sentimental.

Correct me if i am wrong but this is posted in the Turkish Leagues and NT section :rolleyes:.

[Bosanac]

Correct me if i am wrong but this is posted in the Turkish Leagues and NT section :rolleyes:.


And this matters because there's a comedy section that I'm unaware of?

Are you aware that this is a multi-cultural board, and that your nationalistic views are frowned upon. Could even be punished?

[Fenerliyim]

lol u know ur turkish when ur pride and honor gets in the way even on message boards.

and wat r u talking about we dont frown upon nationalistic views? Only if they insult others.

and bosnac there isnt a requirement that says u have to say something funny or did i miss that part.

[Bosanac]

No, I said we frown upon it. Fenerliyim, if you didn't get why I said that.. do not respond to me. I will not draw a visual aid so you could understand.


About the funny thing, you have to learn to follow the flow of a thread.. so you don't mess it up with shit like this.

You and your stupid questions, man.. Don't think everybody is obligated to specifically explain everything to you. It just makes you look like a giant idiot with an ass bigger than J-Lo's. :D

[Panathinaikos2]

And we would use rocks as goals, and whenever a car used to come passed, we would move the rocks and then wait for the car to leave and resume, if the ball suddenly went onto a neighbours balcony (which happened to me a millions times, stupid retards kick the ball high in the air) we would have to climb the building and rescue the ball and then get chased by a hairy turkish man in his pyjamas down the road screaming 'LAN GEL BURAYA LAN!"That's similar to what we Greeks do as well :smoking:

[Cihangir]

Bosanac is right, this is supposed to be funny.
It is right but.. not that funny it's too serious to be mentioned in a not-serious thread.
Plus he is Turkish to some degree. :D

[Fenerliyim]

No, I said we frown upon it. Fenerliyim, if you didn't get why I said that.. do not respond to me. I will not draw a visual aid so you could understand.


About the funny thing, you have to learn to follow the flow of a thread.. so you don't mess it up with shit like this.

You and your stupid questions, man.. Don't think everybody is obligated to specifically explain everything to you. It just makes you look like a giant idiot with an ass bigger than J-Lo's. :D

whose we? no where in SFN does it say we frown upon nationalism. I agree the point of this thread is to be funny. But just because a member decided to write something nationalistic it doesnt give u the right to threaten them with a ban. The post made is on-topic, noninsulting. There is no reason to threaten anyone with anything. The way u treat members, with no respect and just belittling them, is the perfect reason y members decide to leave.

[Wabbit]

Hahahahhaha all so funny!!

[Bosanac]

whose we? no where in SFN does it say we frown upon nationalism. I agree the point of this thread is to be funny. But just because a member decided to write something nationalistic it doesnt give u the right to threaten them with a ban. The post made is on-topic, noninsulting. There is no reason to threaten anyone with anything.


See, you have no idea what you're talking about. Yet, again. I have to explain..

I didn't say that because of his 'sentimental post', but because he made it obvious that this is the Turkish section. He knows I'm not a Turk, therefore meaning that I don't belong here or that my opinion in this section does not matter, that's way too nationalistic for a multi-cultural board.. something I will not tolerate. And you shouldn't stand behind him, do your job! Forget the fact he's a Turk or that you're a Turk, and look at stuff objectively.



The way u treat members, with no respect and just belittling them, is the perfect reason y members decide to leave.

Please, Fenerliyim..enough of your psychology. :Pound:

What do you think our members are, butterflies? You touch 'em - you crush 'em? :D

I suggest you try havin' a little more respect for 'em.

(It does sound like 'a perfect reason', but no..it's not)

[Bosanac]

Bosanac is right, this is supposed to be funny.
It is right but.. not that funny it's too serious to be mentioned in a not-serious thread.
Plus he is Turkish to some degree. :D


http://www.cybersist.com/images/BlogIcon/smiley_shy.gif



:lol:

[Fenerliyim]

He said that this the turkish forum meaning u wouldnt understand his sentimental post because ur not turkish, and unlike us u dont get a spine chilling feeling when u hear the national anthem.

And i see in no way how he is wrong, ur loyalties lie with bosnia so you wouldnt have the same feeling as us turks in some situations, even if u have lived in turkey for who knows how many years

[Turkish Delight]

And this matters because there's a comedy section that I'm unaware of?

Are you aware that this is a multi-cultural board, and that your nationalistic views are frowned upon. Could even be punished?
Bosanac - have i done something to offend you (not my intention)?

Look, you have mis-understood me, what i meant by my post is that it was posted under the NT section so i posted something about NT, yes it wasnt funny but i felt like posting it anyway. My post did not mention anything about your nationality or that only Turks can post here, i welcome anybody to post anything anywhere.

What nationalistic views????

Anyway back to the topic.......

You know your a Turk when your school lunch could feed 3 people :lol::lol:

[Bosanac]

Bosanac - have i done something to offend you (not my intention)?

Look, you have mis-understood me, what i meant by my post is that it was posted under the NT section so i posted something about NT, yes it wasnt funny but i felt like posting it anyway. My post did not mention anything about your nationality or that only Turks can post here, i welcome anybody to post anything anywhere.


Well.. I'm deeply hurt. :sad:

Anyway, Fener seems to have worked around that confusion. It's not under Turkish Leagues and NT anymore. :thumbsup:

But I don't know how to get over this.. Can I have half of your lunch? :D

[Bosanac]

He said that this the turkish forum meaning u wouldnt understand his sentimental post because ur not turkish, and unlike us u dont get a spine chilling feeling when u hear the national anthem.

And i see in no way how he is wrong, ur loyalties lie with bosnia so you wouldnt have the same feeling as us turks in some situations, even if u have lived in turkey for who knows how many years


What makes you so sure? I may not be a Turk, but we all get a chill in the spine when we hear our own national anthem. It's not a feeling that's limited to Turks. So mentioning that, or thinking that only Turks have national pride is insulting. In a nationalistic way. Wouldn't you think?

[Bosanac]

Anyway, I'm going to let it go. ;)

[Turkish Delight]

Well.. I'm deeply hurt. :sad:

Anyway, Fener seems to have worked around that confusion. It's not under Turkish Leagues and NT anymore. :thumbsup:

But I don't know how to get over this.. Can I have half of your lunch? :D

How about a dolma and :grouphug:

[Fenerliyim]

What makes you so sure? I may not be a Turk, but we all get a chill in the spine when we hear our own national anthem. It's not a feeling that's limited to Turks. So mentioning that, or thinking that only Turks have national pride is insulting. In a nationalistic way. Wouldn't you think?

I meant u dont get the same spine chilling feeling when hearing the turkish anthem like we do.

No where did i say we only have national pride.

anyway seems like everyone has let the issue go so will i

[Fener19*07bahce]

ya, tamam sktiret

[Fener19*07bahce]

But yea, you could easily tell if som1 is Turkish or not :D iremember iwas in central park the other day, and i saw some guy on one of those bikes who like carry people around. And he was telling them "If we go around that road, and continue, it will be 2 and a half mile. But we go this way, 1mile, so it's upto you." And it was so obvious he was Turkish because of his facial expression, his hand gestures and the way he told the people who were sitting was just hilarious. And he was def. turkish because most of the guys who do that job are Turkish.

[DelijaZauvjek]

But yea, you could easily tell if som1 is Turkish or not :D iremember iwas in central park the other day, and i saw some guy on one of those bikes who like carry people around. And he was telling them "If we go around that road, and continue, it will be 2 and a half mile. But we go this way, 1mile, so it's upto you." And it was so obvious he was Turkish because of his facial expression, his hand gestures and the way he told the people who were sitting was just hilarious. And he was def. turkish because most of the guys who do that job are Turkish.



Dude its the nose..
I'm telling you.. lol
Someone asked me if I was from Turkey..
But mine isn't too big..just a little =D


Plus anyone can recognize their countrymen easily..even if they aren't talking the native language..
You can just tell by the facial gestures or other little signs..

I play that game with my dad all the time..
Cuz you know how Yugoslavia consisted of a whole bunch of countries..
Well we always play to see if the person we are looking at is Croatian, Bosnian, Serbian, Slovenian, Macedonian, or w.e
lol
I win always =D

[F_PC_ENTER]

.........You think that the Turks are the most amazing race on the face of earth and everyone is jealous of us and try to destroy us

-Your phone is always on silent

-Your mother does everything for you if you are male .........

L-M-A-O-!

[Cihangir]

That silent phone mostly accurate for younger peeps. :D Mine is on silent lmfao! :D The rest (elder folks) are just violent ringtoners (I get scared of my dad's ringtone) and shouters. I really don't know why they think they need to shout... On a god damn city bus.. They can talk about their family stuff shouting on the bus, mother***kers.. and you can see the women instantly start giggling and gossiping back there somewhere.

[SiN]

:( come on guys, stop fighting, this is supposed to be a funny thread!

[Brenneka]

you know you are a Turk when you refuse to join EU coz u fear they will ban kokorec :D

[Brenneka]

you are Turk if you like playing games like "Uzun essek" "Simiiiiiit" "Zımba"

[PAO_HELLAS]

you know you are a Turk when you refuse to join EU coz u fear they will ban kokorec :D

Here it is supposed to be banned by EU, but almost everyone eats it :D.

[Brenneka]

Here it is supposed to be banned by EU, but almost everyone eats it :D.

im absolutely sure that same thing will happen if we join Eu :ronaldo:

[SiN]

in our dreams with this corrupt government and poor economy

standard of living in turkey is shocking

the rich are rich and the poor are poor

no middle people

[aslanlar]

Why is kokorec banned by the EU???

BTW uzun esek is a craaaaaazy game! it's so kool!

[aslanlar]

Also sin, just because Australia doesn't have (many) homeless people doesn't mean that standard of living is replicated in most countries.

Turkiye is quite decent actually... Even the US has many homeless people.

[el Turco]

Why is kokorec banned by the EU???

BTW uzun esek is a craaaaaazy game! it's so kool!

It's a great game, so much fun.

But just imagine how gay it would look to someone who is not Turkish. :D

[Fenerliyim]

lol have u guys seen the mcdonalds commericial where they do uzun esek.

BTW sin i dont agree, standard of living in turkey aint that bad, well at least everything west of Gaziantep after that its a dump.

[Brenneka]

this is the Mcdonalds commercial and thx for telling me about this its hilarious imo :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbE0N65yjXU

[el Turco]

lol have u guys seen the mcdonalds commericial where they do uzun esek.

BTW sin i dont agree, standard of living in turkey aint that bad, well at least everything west of Gaziantep after that its a dump.

Everything west of Antep..... Except Kayseri.... :D


Sin, when was the last time you've been in Turkey before this trip? If this is the first time he's been in Turkey after a long time, then I understand him. I dont know how Australia really is, but if he lives in a very nice neighborhood of Australia then goes to Turkey after a long time, he might think life standards in Turkey suck, but compared to rest of the world, I'd say Turkey is decent.

[numchuks]

Can someone explain Uzun Esek for me please?

Looks fun.

[Brenneka]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_buck

There you go

[el Turco]

It could also be very dangerous if you play it with assholes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDslYPFA0vI

Poor kid.

[Brenneka]

HEYYYYY its so fun to do that your friends :D

[turkaholic]

Only Turks would ask you on the phone "ne ulan suratin 5 karis?" happened to me.

[Brenneka]

lmao

[UlTrAsLaN_uk]

you know your turkish when your dad shouts whilst speaking to somebody in another country on the phone