Joke

[CambriaFan]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

Terrorists have kidnapped Steve McLaren, Terry Venables, and Brian Barwick. They're asking for a £5 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?' . . . . .'About a litre.' :lol: :lol:

[Wabbit]

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahha

:Pound::Pound::Pound:

[Lance Knight]

i guess he isnt a big fan of McLaren, Terry Venables, and Brian Barwick

[Gunner]

this is a joke coming from a country where men wear skirts.

[Andygers]

^ Oh dear are you still hurting.....

[Gunner]

not really, this is gona be the best thing that happened to england. when we get capello and new training staff to make the players link play better. the reason why the english players do so well at club level is because they have the right people coaching them, its no coincidence.

[Andygers]

I said that because you seem to be on a one man war to piss off everyone who doesn't like England.

[Gunner]

lol the only team ive slated on this forum is england untill you started giving it to me. im on here because i have a lot to get off my chest and im not exactly gonna have a say to the FA discussions.

[Andygers]

I was like that for the first two days after our defeat, then I knew it didn't matter that much because we have got our pride back :)

[CambriaFan]

this is a joke coming from a country where men wear skirts.
http://sgthook.com/melblue2.gif
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/conker/conkers-and-ghosts/morris-dance.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gunner]

wats with the mel gibson photo and the wierd dude?

[CambriaFan]

^^ national dress of scotland (kilted warrior) and england (morris dancer)...but never mind :D

[Gunner]

yeh, you try tell that to our boys out in iran. one of my friends is out there, and he is a nasty bastard.

[CambriaFan]

^^ I'm sure he is....but i don't understand how that's relevant...anyway, let's end this arguement and move on....:)

[valdanito_10]

I liked the joke. And you buddy, next time you will et a warning, its a joke, no need to go personal.