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Bosanac
10-13-2007, 10:55 AM
An asteroid is to hit and destroy all the life on planet within 60 minutes. What would you do in those 60 minutes?

http://www.b92.net/news/pics/2007/10/908718686470e091a387c9763455585_450x300.jpg

To that question, most of UK, about 54 percent of them, answered that they would like to spend it with their most beloved friends and family, or at least talk to them on the phone.

While the 13 percent have said that they would sit in their comfy chairs, accept the inevitable and have a glass of champagne.

Only 9 percent have said that they would want to spend the last hour having sex, while three percent said that they would turn religious :loco: However, the remaining 2 percent said that they would attempt robbery. :lol: (why?)

:D

What would you do? :)

Sema
10-13-2007, 04:22 PM
I would divide my time up accordingly and do all of those ^^ :lol:

Vic
10-13-2007, 04:43 PM
I would order some pizza's and a 6-pack of beers and logg in on SFN and spend my last minutes here :lol:

Nah but seriously i don't really know what i would do cause i can't imagine that feeling but i would most likely spend my last hour with my family and friends.

Sema
10-13-2007, 05:00 PM
Ok, in all seriousness, I would also spend time with family. But as most of my family lives in Bosnia, it would be impossible to see them again. Phone call I guess, :).

Toke-E-Yo
10-14-2007, 06:41 AM
Go and play footie, have a few pints and a fat joint.

play bob marley and find peace.

Ero
10-14-2007, 08:52 AM
sex for sure... find the hottest chick around and rail her :)

o yeah and spend time with friends and family after that lol

SiN
10-14-2007, 10:49 AM
Man thats a hard question, it would be a frightening 60 mins thats for sure.

I would probably have to say id spend time with the family or just drive around and take in the sights before i get blasted lol

Wabbit
10-14-2007, 03:49 PM
60 minutes?? well taken that thats not enough time to have sex :lol: I'd tell all my friends and family something I've never done, which is that I lo*e them haha, and prob I'd hug them, that would be more than enough cause I only hug once a year. ;)

Also I'd call or message an australian girl I know and tell her I got a crush on her....................:Pound:

Andygers
10-14-2007, 04:15 PM
I would watch the last 30 mins of Scotland victory over France then hack Microsoft (as if) and then eat some sticky toffee pudding :D then die :(

Wabbit
10-14-2007, 04:17 PM
U know what Andy? that is actually a decent way to die :lol:

Andygers
10-14-2007, 04:19 PM
lol yeah well that's how I would do it, the second part would take long tho :D

Bosanac
10-14-2007, 05:14 PM
This is what Huso said, the Bosnian comedian; 'Ja bi spakovo zenu i djecu, i otiso u Njemacku' :D Sorry for the foreign language, it just doesn't make sense in English.


Anyway, what I would do is.. Overdose. I would do so much drugs in that hour, anything I can get my hands on.. and overdose. A much peaceful way to die, and at least.. I'd go having fun :D

Andygers
10-14-2007, 05:18 PM
Bosanac you would be so high the asteroid would be below your feet :D

Bosanac
10-14-2007, 05:22 PM
Bosanac you would be so high the asteroid would be below your feet :D


Head the moon towards the sun :D

Andygers
10-14-2007, 05:24 PM
lol yeah and when you get back after it all, you could have all the free dust and water you want!!!!!!!!

Bosanac
10-14-2007, 05:29 PM
lol yeah and when you get back after it all, you could have all the free dust and water you want!!!!!!!!


Haha, by that time I'd be the dust :)

Andygers
10-14-2007, 05:32 PM
lol ah well we all die sometime

Wabbit
10-14-2007, 07:23 PM
"From dust we come and into dust we become"...I think it makes more sense in spanish............hahahaha

Gavmundo
10-15-2007, 05:01 PM
I'd fit in a final game of Football Manager and resign from my mod duties on SFN. Sorry guys but I don't think the forum can survive Armageddon! Imagine the difficulties recruiting new members when all life on earth has ceased to exist! Bummer!

valdanito_10
10-15-2007, 08:30 PM
60 mins? hmmm. Id start running... :D

SiN
10-16-2007, 02:03 AM
Running? Where? :D

Musa
10-16-2007, 04:07 AM
Germany Lmfao.

valdanito_10
10-16-2007, 04:14 AM
I dont know id just run

Musa
10-16-2007, 04:32 AM
i would roll a blunt and smoke it while ***king a chick. then after that i would say a prayer and go do some flips ive never tried, test my limits, cuz shit im gonna die anyway mght as well se what else my body is capable of.

Gavmundo
10-16-2007, 01:24 PM
I dont know id just run

Run Forrest Run!!! :lol:

Saraj Fanático
10-16-2007, 11:14 PM
I would say goodbye to family and meet up with some friends, and fight a black bear right before the minute 60 hits. Always wanted to see how crazy it would be. :D

Vic
10-16-2007, 11:45 PM
and fight a black bear right before the minute 60 hits. Always wanted to see how crazy it would be. :D

That's a honourable way to die Saraj!!! :lol:

SiN
10-17-2007, 01:17 AM
:lol: Id sit down and watch an epdisode of 60 mins :lol:

Musa
10-17-2007, 03:20 AM
I would probably jerk off, lol jk jk. I might stab someone, to see how it feels to have all that adrenaline rushing through your body. well my first option could deliver the same results, but oh well. :-p

Centarfor9
10-17-2007, 05:38 AM
i would watch a movie

most likely

Armageddon

Gavmundo
10-17-2007, 01:37 PM
I would probably jerk off, lol jk jk. I might stab someone, to see how it feels to have all that adrenaline rushing through your body. well my first option could deliver the same results, but oh well. :-p

And then be told the asteroid or whatever was a false alarm and spend the rest of your days in prision ... bummer! :lol:

Musa
10-17-2007, 03:53 PM
i would watch a movie

most likely

Armageddon

What if the movie is like an hour and a half long, then you have to start watching somewhere from the middle, which just ruins the whole movie :-p.

Centarfor9
10-17-2007, 03:56 PM
What if the movie is like an hour and a half long, then you have to start watching somewhere from the middle, which just ruins the whole movie :-p.
I would watch the last 60 minutes of it

Saraj Fanático
10-17-2007, 06:26 PM
That's a honourable way to die Saraj!!! :lol:


At least I will be known as the guy who had the balls to roundhouse kick a black bear to the face before I go, eh? :lol:

FR Sloboda
10-29-2007, 07:53 PM
i would steal a car gta style and drive 100 mph on a freeway all day long

Sema
10-29-2007, 09:21 PM
i would steal a car gta style and drive 100 mph on a freeway all day long

Lol, people already drive 100MPH on the freeway. You gotta go at least 150, :D.

And Saraj, how would people know you as the guy who roundhouse kicked a black bear, when everyone is dead? :p

Lance Knight
10-29-2007, 09:51 PM
i would roll a blunt and smoke it while ***king a chick. then after that i would say a prayer and go do some flips ive never tried, test my limits, cuz shit im gonna die anyway mght as well se what else my body is capable of.
dude have ever even smoked weed in your life,
shit posers

Lance Knight
10-29-2007, 10:08 PM
well i must laugh at all of you, i would build a bombshelter strong enough, or just find one and through out the make persons, and stuck it up with all the food and water i can find, and survive however i can,

it wouldnt be the end of mankind u know,
there would be an ice age right, so use fire melt the ice, and get water and grow plants using hydrophonics(sp). if u guys want to die then so be it

Centarfor9
10-29-2007, 10:14 PM
^ yeah that wouldn't work :)

Lance Knight
10-30-2007, 01:12 AM
why?

Centarfor9
10-30-2007, 03:31 AM
there would be no chance for life if an asteroid hit earth - no matter how hard you try :)

Pape
10-30-2007, 03:41 AM
i'd probably jack off

Wabbit
10-30-2007, 05:06 AM
I'd find a way to go Australia more than fast!!! hahahhaha



:heart: :p :heart: :p


:smoking:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Toke-E-Yo
10-30-2007, 08:39 AM
i'd probably jack off


lmao, pmsl.

hahaahaha.
im so fyuckin hiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhh bitccchhheeesssssssssssss

Vic
10-30-2007, 12:49 PM
:lol:

Wabbit
10-30-2007, 01:33 PM
:Pound:

Cihangir
10-30-2007, 02:23 PM
Nothing. Lol! You?

Cihangir
10-30-2007, 02:29 PM
This is what Huso said, the Bosnian comedian; 'Ja bi spakovo zenu i djecu, i otiso u Njemacku' :D Sorry for the foreign language, it just doesn't make sense in English.

Pack the family and move to Germany!!! LMFAO Better than moving to Turkey! :D

Musa
10-30-2007, 04:15 PM
dude have ever even smoked weed in your life,
shit posers

dude shutp up, honestly lol. Who are you to call me a poser, you dont know me dude.

Lance Knight
10-30-2007, 04:50 PM
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Lance Knight
10-30-2007, 04:50 PM
there would be no chance for life if an asteroid hit earth - no matter how hard you try :)
how, its not like the earth shattered into a million pieces
think over what i said,i have the perfect suviour plan there

Wabbit
10-30-2007, 07:26 PM
Lets ask the dinos what did they do!!!


:Pound::Pound::Pound:

Centarfor9
10-30-2007, 07:48 PM
how, its not like the earth shattered into a million pieces
think over what i said,i have the perfect suviour plan there
who knows maybe it would depending on the size

but after it would hit earth there would be no chance of life

lets watch this educational video :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3G0rvCIJc
^ they explain it well :D

SiN
10-31-2007, 12:27 AM
:lol:

Cihangir
10-31-2007, 01:14 AM
I fully understood now! :lol:

Sema
10-31-2007, 01:50 AM
who knows maybe it would depending on the size

but after it would hit earth there would be no chance of life

lets watch this educational video :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3G0rvCIJc
^ they explain it well :D

In that video, if you stop it at about 2:50, the asteroid made a giant peach pie!


On a more serious note, I've never seen a picture of an asteroid that was perfectly round. That must have been some planet's moon, lol.

Lance Knight
10-31-2007, 06:21 AM
ok i forgot about the atmosphere burning up, but personally that video was aliitle way off, plus how the hell did that big arse asteroid not hit the 6 planets after is and others stuff??? tits just allittle to big, an asteroid that size would actaully shatter the earth

SiN
11-04-2007, 01:19 PM
It was pulled into the earths magnetic field lance