How would you die

[emode]

Try this out ....
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

Here's mine:
While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

Just the way i like it slow and painful :faint2:

Caution: Don't believe in psychic prediction :D

[SiN]

LOL

Heres mine:
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

:D :D

[FAJA]

Damn, mine's really boring

"A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench."

[GalaPagoSaraY]

An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.

lol, ive always had fear of prothetics after i played Escape from Monkey Island :D

[Vic]

Damn, mine's really boring

"A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench."

We should stay away from the hardware stores Faja. :lol:

Here's mine

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

[Bosanac]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.



:lol:


I never liked midgets, I can't be serious around them. About 2 weeks ago, I saw one in Safeway.. I was trying my hardest not to laugh but still a little giggle came out. I'm a horrible person (and will be punished accordingly) :D

[Vic]

hahaha you deserve it Bosanac :Pound:

PS: Could that midget gang be those in the American Pie Naked Mile??

:lol:

[Sema]

How come everyones is like a paragraph....? Lol

Heres mine....

"You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull."

I acctualy wouldn't be surprised if that happened. And it will probably be my neighbors dog, haha.

I love the quote on the bottom!

""4 out of 5 users agree: TheDeathPsychic.com is more fun than actually dying!""

[Saraj Fanático]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.



:lol:


I never liked midgets, I can't be serious around them. About 2 weeks ago, I saw one in Safeway.. I was trying my hardest not to laugh but still a little giggle came out. I'm a horrible person (and will be punished accordingly) :D

http://www.olgabaclanova.com/picture_gallery/movies/freaks/browning_and_freaks_6.jpg

Careful Bosanac...they gonna getcha! :lol:

[Saraj Fanático]

"While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth."


Awesome... :)

[Andygers]

Dam I must be the only one to commit suicide.....:sad:

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building." :lol:

[Cihangir]

Why the ***k!?

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

I guess this is one of the most stupid ways of dying.. :P

[Saraj Fanático]

^ :lol: Yeah it is.

[GalaPagoSaraY]

Why the ***k!?

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

I guess this is one of the most stupid ways of dying.. :P

LOL, i like this one :lol:

[Cihangir]

God damn, this is my girlfriend's..

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

I'm never ever going to let her camp outside. :lol:
Gotta love her expression after reading it! :D

[Cihangir]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.



:lol:


I never liked midgets, I can't be serious around them. About 2 weeks ago, I saw one in Safeway.. I was trying my hardest not to laugh but still a little giggle came out. I'm a horrible person (and will be punished accordingly) :D

Then you'll probably love this one. :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjvohvc1uQ4

[SiN]

These are so damn funny! :D

You gotta love the person who actually sat down and thought of these ways for people to die!

[shevafan]

while walking to work a toilet falls on your head and kills you instantly. afterwords it is established that the toilet came from a russian space station that exposed of it by accident mainly caused from the amount of alcohol the astrounauts consumed. the russians are not releasing the information of how the toilet was constructed so it could take the amounts of heat and not melt while flying through the atmosphere.

^^^
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now thats a screwed up way to die :lol:

[Centarfor9]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

just as i have imagined it :D


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[Panathinaikos2]

"A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you."

:worried:

[SiN]

These are hillarious! :D

[Fenerliyim]

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene

Haha i'm gonna be pulled over anyday now, i drive 110 miles a day between home and school. And ofcourse i dont abide by the speed limit at all. I wouldnt be suprised if i died like this at all

[Centarfor9]

Haha i'm gonna be pulled over anyday now, i drive 110 miles a day between home and school. And ofcourse i dont abide by the speed limit at all. I wouldnt be suprised if i died like this at all
it's given :)

[SiN]

Trust me, when u get ur licsense taken off you, you will learn...

[emode]

while walking to work a toilet falls on your head and kills you instantly. afterwords it is established that the toilet came from a russian space station that exposed of it by accident mainly caused from the amount of alcohol the astrounauts consumed. the russians are not releasing the information of how the toilet was constructed so it could take the amounts of heat and not melt while flying through the atmosphere.

^^^
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now thats a screwed up way to die :lol:

:laugh: .... i like this one .

[Ero]

"While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn."

Never mowing the lawn again :)

[Fenerliyim]

Trust me, when u get ur licsense taken off you, you will learn...

lol i'm suppose to die before that happens

[SiN]

:p Ero that would be so fkn painful!

[Toke-E-Yo]

You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street.

meh, Ive lived a good life.

[SiN]

Hahhahahahahaha let me do some more :D

[SiN]

Hahahaha if u put Hitler it says: Hitler is dead

and

George W Bush: The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics.

:lol:

[Vic]

hahahahha you gotta be kidding me??

This shit is ***king wicked man!!!

baaaaahahahaahha :lol:

[SiN]

One of the best things ive seen on the net besides msn, youtube, sfn ahhahaha

[Vic]

hahaha yeah it's hilarious indeed :lol:

[Cherry.DeRossi]

Mine is so not fun... booo.... boring!!! :p :p :p

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

[SiN]

There is one that says: You will die in your sleep of old age, boring aint it?

[Centarfor9]

Sinan you will die while spaming this forum lol

[SiN]

Thats your job not mine :D

[Gavmundo]

Slowly carved up and then eaten by Hannibal Lector!!

[BRISTOLUK]

Age 102, shot by a jealous husband.

[Bosanac]

This one is pretty funny:

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.



It could actually happen :D

[Centarfor9]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

LOL

[emode]

Here's how Lucas Podolski is going to die:

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

OMG stay away from those toaster podolski :D

[Vic]

And here's how Zlatan Ibrahimovic is going to die..

So boring!

You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.

[Vic]

This one is pretty funny :D

You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

[SiN]

The person who thought of these deaths must be some sicko...

[Centarfor9]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

LOL
btw this is how Stacetimojeime will die/ has died :D

[Saraj Fanático]

Sergej Barbarez-

'You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.'

I guess those early death threats caught up with him. :sad:

[Vic]

:lol:

[Saraj Fanático]

Oh try Hitler and Saddam. lol

[Centarfor9]

Sergej Barbarez-

'You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.'

I guess those early death threats caught up with him. :sad:
BH Fanaticos murdered him? :lol:

[Centarfor9]

Hasan Salihamidzic

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg
After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

so true


Zvjezdan Misimovic

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg
Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

:boo: this will never happen

[Vic]

Jose Mourinho

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

Don't get yourself a dog Jose

[Saraj Fanático]

Sinter

You go on a forum and meet up with a user who goes by the name 'Saraj Fanático'. Soon after he hunts you down and beats you until your unconscious. You find yourself tied up in the back of a pick up truck. The man steps out the car and pushed the truck down a mountain leading to a river with you tied up inside. Leaving you to suffocate and die. All because you said BHF were responsible for Sergej's death.

Wow Sinter you better say away from that user. he sounds like a bad ass. Gee sick..


:)

[Panathinaikos2]

Heres how the Greek national team player Basinas is going to die:

"While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage."

Funny thing is Basinas plays in Spain :worried:

[Centarfor9]

Sinter

You go on a forum and meet up with a user who goes by the name 'Saraj Fanático'. Soon after he hunts you down and beats you until your unconscious. You find yourself tied up in the back of a pick up truck. The man steps out the car and pushed the truck down a mountain leading to a river with you tied up inside. Leaving you to suffocate and die. All because you said BHF were responsible for Sergej's death.

Wow Sinter you better say away from that user. he sounds like a bad ass. Gee sick..


:)
dude i would skin you alive :D

[Saraj Fanático]

^ Quote of the Week. :lol:

Beat you back to the 15th century. :D

[GentiaNi]

What is this stupid thread about ? :)

How would I die ?? :rolleyes:

How do I know ?! :faint2:

[Kedrick]

i would like to die on my girlfriends lap

[Bosanac]

Always check the first post of the thread you're planning to post in. :)

[Gavmundo]

i would like to die on my girlfriends lap


WTF??

:lol: