gambine
06-06-2000, 04:02 AM
Some of you may have heard this one, I heard it from a Croatian buddy.
NASA decided that they were going to send 3 people to the moon, to live there for a year. An experiment to see how things would go.
They chose a German, American and Bosnian(Croatian Bosnian).
They offered them all a 1 year supply of anything they wanted while they were up there. The German guys said he likes to read, so he wanted a library with enough books to keep him occupied. The American was a boozer, so he wanted enough cases of Jack Daniels to keep him drunk all the time. The Bosnian wanted cigarettes, since he was a big smoker.
So they're sent off and 1 year passes by and the shuttle returns to earth. The media and the press are all out in full force to record them when they get off the shuttle.
First comes the German. His eyes are red and he can't see well anymore. They ask him how it was. He says it wasn't that good, he can't see well anymore because he read so much. His eyes were now messed up.
Second comes the American. He's as yellow as a bananna, and says that all he did was drink on the moon, so his liver was now shot. They took him to the hospital.
Last but not least out steps the Bosnian. He's shaking quite a bit, and he's got a cigarette hanging from his mouth. They ask him how his time was on the moon.
He's got the cigarette in his mouth, and he sticks out his shaking hands and says....
DAJ MI SHIBICE, DAJ MI SHIBICE.
Hope you liked it, I sure did :)
NASA decided that they were going to send 3 people to the moon, to live there for a year. An experiment to see how things would go.
They chose a German, American and Bosnian(Croatian Bosnian).
They offered them all a 1 year supply of anything they wanted while they were up there. The German guys said he likes to read, so he wanted a library with enough books to keep him occupied. The American was a boozer, so he wanted enough cases of Jack Daniels to keep him drunk all the time. The Bosnian wanted cigarettes, since he was a big smoker.
So they're sent off and 1 year passes by and the shuttle returns to earth. The media and the press are all out in full force to record them when they get off the shuttle.
First comes the German. His eyes are red and he can't see well anymore. They ask him how it was. He says it wasn't that good, he can't see well anymore because he read so much. His eyes were now messed up.
Second comes the American. He's as yellow as a bananna, and says that all he did was drink on the moon, so his liver was now shot. They took him to the hospital.
Last but not least out steps the Bosnian. He's shaking quite a bit, and he's got a cigarette hanging from his mouth. They ask him how his time was on the moon.
He's got the cigarette in his mouth, and he sticks out his shaking hands and says....
DAJ MI SHIBICE, DAJ MI SHIBICE.
Hope you liked it, I sure did :)