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handofgod
07-02-2006, 05:31 PM
Starring: Jared Boucher Borgetti aka The Waterboy

As Mexico's team arrived to Germany they were told of their secret mission to beat Iran. During the game an Iranian suicide defender made a mistake and Mexico continue its mission.

They faced trouble with Angola as Mexican tried to bribe their way to a win by offering lifetime supplies of tortillas and nachos but with no results.

Then Waterboy Borgetti was secretly sent to the Portuguese headquarters to add chile picante to 5 starters' food. The tactic backfired and Portugal stiil defeated ther beaner ass.

And finally they tried hard to make Si Se Puede a reality and chanted "ole, ole" but ended up dancing Argentinian tango instead with a rose up their asses.

Mexico: Sucks!!!: iii: No Se Pudo Carnal!!!!

P.S: This message will self destruct into a bunch of post-nachofest farts in 5 seconds.

:Puke: Mexico

poutismalakas
07-02-2006, 06:03 PM
Starring: Jared Boucher Borgetti aka The Waterboy

As Mexico's team arrived to Germany they were told of their secret mission to beat Iran. During the game an Iranian suicide defender made a mistake and Mexico continue its mission.

They faced trouble with Angola as Mexican tried to bribe their way to a win by offering lifetime supplies of tortillas and nachos but with no results.

Then Waterboy Borgetti was secretly sent to the Portuguese headquarters to add chile picante to 5 starters' food. The tactic backfired and Portugal stiil defeated ther beaner ass.

And finally they tried hard to make Si Se Puede a reality and chanted "ole, ole" but ended up dancing Argentinian tango instead with a rose up their asses.

Mexico: Sucks!!!: iii: No Se Pudo Carnal!!!!

P.S: This message will self destruct into a bunch of post-nachofest farts in 5 seconds.

:Puke: Mexico

WOW you have way to much time on your hands!!!!!!!

unam_mx
07-02-2006, 06:05 PM
Nice to see someone cares enough about Mexico to make this up, I like it it's pretty creative...two thumbs up.

bernardo8
07-02-2006, 10:55 PM
wow, i never knew u cared that much about mexico. i mean ur now making stories about the mexican nt. not even me, or other mexicans. are making stories about the team. ur doing a nice job.

PS: u should correct the no se puede BUEY thing. its GÜEY or WEY.