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grimfan
06-18-2006, 05:03 AM
He's an amazing player, but a lot of the times, I'm distracted by that shine glistening from his must-be-stiff-as-a-board hair.
canuckwarrior
06-18-2006, 05:09 AM
Yeh he has weird hair :/
BlueArsedFly
06-18-2006, 10:04 AM
the idea is to distract attention away from the fact he cant pass, cross, shoot or head
monge
06-18-2006, 10:27 AM
the idea is to distract attention away from the fact he cant pass, cross, shoot or head
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...right
PicaGrande
06-18-2006, 11:56 AM
He's an amazing player, but a lot of the times, I'm distracted by that shine glistening from his must-be-stiff-as-a-board hair.

I think he is naturally slimy.
femi_6
06-18-2006, 01:22 PM
its gel.. c-ron is a model so he always has to look like a stud
LovingPortugal
06-19-2006, 07:49 AM
Why do guys care so much about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks? His hair doesn't seem to be a problem to the girls. It's funny how it's mostly the guys always picking on him, jealousy i'm sure ;)
magicgypsy
06-19-2006, 03:02 PM
Northern european persons are very very ugly.They are a bunch of ugly abortions. England is one of the finest nations in the world but, good lord, they look ***king horrible !! That´s why these threads appear.
Thank you.
I´m a very deep person.
SONICMASD
06-19-2006, 11:09 PM
this is the most worthless thread ever.
ChrisKells7
03-17-2009, 01:47 PM
Its called a ducks arse.Go to your barbers and ask for it
Almir11
03-17-2009, 05:40 PM
Its called gay
he does not no how to make a mohawk!
Vipaman
03-20-2010, 06:27 AM
Wow...hillarious thread... some of the comments :confused:
AngloSaxon
03-20-2010, 05:21 PM
Northern european persons are very very ugly.They are a bunch of ugly abortions. England is one of the finest nations in the world but, good lord, they look ***king horrible !! That´s why these threads appear.
Thank you.
I´m a very deep person.

There's attractive women and ugly women in all countries. I've seen quite a few horrendously ugly Portuguese women before, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna make a judgement and think all Portuguese women are like that. Stop being so ignorant, some of the most beautiful women in the world are from England.
Musicá
03-20-2010, 10:47 PM
^ I'm sure he'll return four years later and answer your post buddy ;)
Solid Snake
03-20-2010, 10:51 PM
:lol:
AngloSaxon
03-20-2010, 11:49 PM
^ I'm sure he'll return four years later and answer your post buddy ;)

I didn't notice it was that long ago. :lol: Why do people bring up old threads like this?
Forza Ronaldo
03-20-2010, 11:52 PM
No homo, but Cristiano Ronaldo is an amazing player and a handsome one. NO HOMO :lol:
AngloSaxon
03-21-2010, 12:00 AM
No homo, but Cristiano Ronaldo is an amazing player and a handsome one. NO HOMO :lol:

I can't tell if a man's attractive or not, and that's not me trying to not look gay, I just honestly can't.
Forza Ronaldo
03-21-2010, 12:05 AM
I can't tell if a man's attractive or not, and that's not me trying to not look gay, I just honestly can't.

I know what you mean I can't really either, but I mean just look at him :lol: and all the girls say he is good looking so..... :noidea: I guess he is.
AngloSaxon
03-21-2010, 12:20 AM
I know what you mean I can't really either, but I mean just look at him :lol: and all the girls say he is good looking so..... :noidea: I guess he is.

I look at him and all I see is Cristiano Ronaldo the football player. I've heard some girls say he looks "slimy" before, so he can't be that attractive to women.
Coconut85
03-21-2010, 09:03 PM
4 years later, and he still looks slimy.
Musicá
03-21-2010, 09:21 PM
His hair is thick, and it looks slimy when wet. It's a incredibly handsome thing we Portuguese people have to live with :lol:
Solid Snake
03-21-2010, 09:47 PM
I don't understand some of you guys. I can tell if a guy is handsome or not. I mean, it's obvious that Totti is good looking. (No homo, just an example :lol: )
Musicá
03-21-2010, 10:03 PM
I know man, I think these homos are just to scared to admit that they realize when a guy is good looking :lol:
AngloSaxon
03-21-2010, 10:20 PM
I know man, I think these homos are just to scared to admit that they realize when a guy is good looking :lol:

If that was the case I wouldn't of said anything in the first place. Most closet gays try to hide their sexuality as much as possible.
Vipaman
03-21-2010, 10:34 PM
I know man, I think these homos are just to scared to admit that they realize when a guy is good looking :lol:

:lol: :thumb:
Musicá
03-21-2010, 10:35 PM
It was a joke :lol:
Vipaman
03-21-2010, 10:37 PM
:lol: yep
Saraj Fanatico
03-22-2010, 12:27 AM
CR uses gel i believe. I used to use shit load of gel but stopped even tho i used to look like a mac daddy pimp when i had the hair. Bitches loved my hair and popped collar. Not i shaved my head to let it get repaired from the stress. Sorta like my steroid use. lol.

jk about the popped collar. lol rest is true tho.
Vipaman
03-22-2010, 12:32 AM
Personally I don't care what sort of hair they have, so long as they perform. Ronaldo has kept performing well at Madrid, so he's good in my books. If he and Kaka can find that partnership that Madrid's officials had hoped for, they can be a dynamic duo for some years to come.
shevafan
03-22-2010, 01:22 AM
I can't tell if a man's attractive or not, and that's not me trying to not look gay, I just honestly can't.

So you're saying you wouldn't be able to tell who is more attractive if we were to compare like Jimmy Bullard to C. Ronaldo in attractiveness? :lol:
Vipaman
03-22-2010, 01:27 AM
So you're saying you wouldn't be able to tell who is more attractive if we were to compare like Jimmy Bullard to C. Ronaldo in attractiveness? :lol:

He's already explained it:

"Most closet gays try to hide their sexuality as much as possible."

:lol:
Solid Snake
03-22-2010, 01:55 AM
CR uses gel i believe. I used to use shit load of gel but stopped even tho i used to look like a mac daddy pimp when i had the hair. Bitches loved my hair and popped collar. Not i shaved my head to let it get repaired from the stress. Sorta like my steroid use. lol.

jk about the popped collar. lol rest is true tho.

hahaha... This made me laugh so hard :lol:

:thumbsup: :D
Coconut85
03-22-2010, 05:17 PM
My hair grows in different directions, and it grows fast and thick. So i guess i really can't talk. As for CR9.... He's a metrosexual.
Musicá
03-22-2010, 05:33 PM
Indeed, he's a metrosexual. I don't think he uses gel anymore though, it's just water and it keeps wet because you're sweating. Look at Kaká, he has slicked hair :lol:
shevafan
03-23-2010, 01:26 AM
CR uses gel i believe. I used to use shit load of gel but stopped even tho i used to look like a mac daddy pimp when i had the hair. Bitches loved my hair and popped collar. Not i shaved my head to let it get repaired from the stress. Sorta like my steroid use. lol.

jk about the popped collar. lol rest is true tho.

Are you this guy? :lol: :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M