What If.....

[ulster21]

Simple thread..

The person above asks a what if question and somone answers it and asks a what if question of their own..

example 1: If you had a million dollars, what would you do with the money? (notice no what if in front but its the same principle)

example 2: What if you were surrounded by 10 beautiful woman.. what would you do-?

anyways, you get the point..

I'll start

-What if your girl friend/wife lost their two arms and two legs, would you still be with them?

[Neo-Reloaded]

not really, i'm not mature enough yet

What if you woke up turned into the opposite sex, what would u do?

4 example: ur a guy u wake up a girl, ur a girl u wake up a guy :P

[ooaapaulmcgrath]

go and wait for a builder to whistle at me (im presuming id make a sexy woman :lol:).....and then bash him

what would you do if you had to take a poo in an english country garden?

[featherfeet]

do it on the roses:evil:

if aleins had abducted you

[ulster21]

enjoy the ride and ask why they have not invaded earth yet?

What if you woke up 2morrow and went back in time and you were Jesus's next door neighbor, what would you do?

[featherfeet]

tell him to make me vodka out of water,
start up a business

what if you woke up andyou were jesus

[ooaapaulmcgrath]

get a shave

wat if u pissed in the pool and that red die stuff turned ur piss red and evry1 saw and screamed....i swear it never happened to me

[featherfeet]

say ''im bleeding ''

what if you were in the pool and a girl you liked came over and pulled your shorts down and the water was cold and she started laughing

[ooaapaulmcgrath]

drown the bitch

wat if someone took a poo in the pool after u drowned her...and the jaws themetune came on...and the sheer suspense glued u to the spot....and the poo touched ur nipple!!! eeew

[featherfeet]

lol, try not to get it in my mouth

what ifyour girlfriend went ugly overnight

[ooaapaulmcgrath]

id wake up...go..jaysus......and head off 2 my "tuesday" girlfriend

wat wud u do if she wasnt home!!!

[Centarfor9]

go on SFN and post

What if you woke up and you realized that you became blind overnight, what would u do?

[Cigman]

start playing the piano

what if the cops were at ur door acusing u of drug abuse?

[Centarfor9]

i would say I'm blind and I don't give a F%$*

what if you were a singer and you weren't allowed to sing in state of Georgia anymore what would you do?

[Calif]

Move to another state!!!!!!

What about if your brother sleeps with your girlfriend?

[ulster21]

Kill them both

What if someone would give you 25 million U.S. dollars if you chopped your dick off....... Would you do it?

[Lance Knight]

no but i'd chop their dick off and take the money

what if some one gave u a gun to shoot goerge bush for free but he would say he did it and u would get off scot free, would u?

btw great thread, lol

[Xizor]

I would bust his brains out and fead his ass to my dogs!

What if your mom was sexually attracted to you, what would you do?

Mexico, Best Team Ever! :rolleyes:

[ulster21]

Invite her in my bedroom then kill her.

What if you woke up today and you were in the middle of Beirut...... what would you do?

[benfica64]

I would tell him I hope you did me the favor and shaved her last night before doing her, damn women was growing like wild flower down there.

what if when you came home from a hard days work your wife was on her knees doing the Milkman?

[benfica64]

Invite her in my bedroom then kill her.

What if you woke up today and you were in the middle of Beirut...... what would you do?

line up all the lebanese bitches and do them all in a line before getting bombed to hell

[Centarfor9]

line up all the lebanese bitches and do them all in a line before getting bombed to hell
:ban:

[Xizor]

I would tell him I hope you did me the favor and shaved her last night before doing her, damn women was growing like wild flower down there.

what if when you came home from a hard days work your wife was on her knees doing the Milkman?

I would act like nothing was wrong and then I would kill them both with my shotgun!

What if you had sex with a fine ass girl but then you found out that she had AIDS, what would you do? :worried:

[Centarfor9]

Be mad but then I would do her again.

What if you find out you had a cancer, what would you do?

[Xizor]

Be mad but then I would do her again.

What if you find out you had a cancer, what would you do?

I would go to the hospital and see what the doctors could do about it!

What if you won the World Cup with the country you love the most, what would you do?

[Centarfor9]

i would say nananananana nanananana we are the world champs and you are a loser

What would you do?

[Ero]

celebrate and get drunk as f*** :lol:

What if you won the World Cup with the country you hated the most, what would you do?

[Xizor]

I would probably do the same thing! :lol:

What would you do if you had sex with a cute girl and after a few months of dating her you found out that she was your long lost sister that you've never met?

[Calif]

I would say oops I didn't know!!!!!!!!

What if your aunt proposes herself to you (she wanting to have sex with you what would you do?)

[Ero]

say hell no and probably throw up :lol:

what would you do?

[Centarfor9]

run

What would you do?

[Xizor]

I think I would go for it, naaah i'm just kidding, I would probably call her a crazy bitch!

What if their were only three women in the world, Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra and you could only go out with one of them, which one would you pick? :kiss:

[Pape]

I would ***k myself looking at them so I don't mess up my chances with either one. Thats in front of them, but in reality and when none are watching Jennifer Aniston I think she is the least fake. But thats only in front of Aniston, but in reality all three :lol:.

What if you lost a testicle would you put a fake one in or just give the other one more room to play?

[manfan1523]

i would take a fake one that makes orange juice instead of cum.

what would you do if you were about to be guillotined and your head was alreay in the slot, your being executed by the way?

[Xizor]

I would ask if I could go to the bathroom real quick! :lol:

What would you do if three hot ass girls wannet to have sex with you but one girl had AIDS and you could only pick one. But the girl that has AIDS wouldn't tell you until after you had sex with her. Would you take the chance?

[Calif]

I would use a condom!!!!

What about if your girlfriend slept with your best friend and she get's pregnant and she doesn't tells you that is not yours until the kid is born what would you do?

[Fenerliyim]

celebrate the good news.

What if u were drafted into war what would you do?

[normthebarman]

Hide in the attic. Ain't getting my baws shot off for any politician.

Gandhi and John Lennon - which one would you kick in the balls?

[Xizor]

Gandhi the man that wears a dypper!

What would you do if you were the President of the World?

[manfan1523]

i erase isreal from the map and make huge housing developments in africa. oh and i would make mexico the only separate place so they would still have to cross the border. i would make my capitol london and take over buckingham palace, knock it down and build a really impressive house that represented the strength of my new nation. i would make sure that i had a board of advisors that are very smart and i would serve my people to the death.

what would you do if you were going to die in 5 mins?

[Calif]

Say goodbye to as many people as I can!!!!!

What would you do if you found out you have cancer?

[Fenerliyim]

Go in one hell of a depression.

What would u do if the one you loved could only be saved by sacrificing ur own life?

[holicman]

I would do it.

Love is an emotion that can overpower even the strongest of mind.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and had slept through the next 50 years, you hadnt aged but everything and everyone around you had ??

[Xizor]

I would say "Holy Shit"!

What would you do?

[Calif]

I would be surprised but I would eventually get used to been young!!!!!!!!

What would you do if you were in an airplane and all of a sudden the captain of the plane says we are going to crash we have engine failure?

[Fenerliyim]

Grab his parachute and jump out the plane.

What would u do if u were in Vietnam during the war and was told to leave no one alive in a village.

[Xizor]

I would run away!

What would you do if you were in the plane that was hijacked during 9/11, would you try to save the people abord or would you just wait untill you crashed?