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Toke-E-Yo
10-29-2005, 06:45 PM
so if u dont know who "Ruud" is its none other than RUUD VAN NISTELROOY

I've been watching quite a few of Man Utd's matches and I came to the conclusion that this guy SUCKS MAAAAAD ANAL!

I mean ok, he deserves some credit, scored in 8 consecutive games when he first came from Holland. But if you watch this guy realllllly closely, you realise hes nothing but a lurk! He stands next to the keeper and just waits for a rebound! I dont htink Ive evr seen Ruud score from past 8 yards either, last week VS Tottenham he had a a few clean open shots on net, and they didnt even go sideways, they went straight up, in to ROW Z!

How can ppl even compare Rudd to Henry? Henry is better any day, in any way. EVen I could play in the EPL if all I had to do is wait for a kepper to screw up and poke it in :rolling:

Dado_Prso_09
10-29-2005, 07:06 PM
lol the game today was pathetic man u got romped 4-1

almouchie
10-29-2005, 08:32 PM
why do u always need to compare strikers
they (ruud, henry) are different types on striker a number 9 & number 10. one who is dominant in the box & the other like the ball at his feet & runs at players

theman
10-29-2005, 08:56 PM
I don't think it's fair to say he 'sucks', he does what he does well, and when on-form is one of the best box-strikers in the world.
I do agree with you that Thierry is better ;)

RaulMadrid7
10-29-2005, 09:15 PM
Ruud used to be good, very good in the box, he is probably the master of the "box" he taps in, and anything else you can imagine in the box.

He is in bad form right now, and isn't doing well.

Henry is better than him yes, but at least Ruud can score in the Champions League.

RaulMadrid7
10-29-2005, 09:15 PM
Ruud used to be good, very good in the box, he is probably the master of the "box" he taps in, and anything else you can imagine in the box.

He is in bad form right now, and isn't doing well.

Henry is better than him yes, but mostly in the EPL.

Lance Knight
10-29-2005, 09:24 PM
like i said since he came back from injury he totally sucked

merseyboyred
10-30-2005, 12:24 AM
like i said since he came back from injury he totally sucked

Yeah, I don't really rate him, but he was a class player, did his job well, and he has scored excellent goals, like the one against Fulham with his run from the halfway line. But Henry is the much better player.

Toke-E-Yo
10-30-2005, 12:30 AM
here is wat Ruud does tho

--->Ruud :boink: <---Ball

and the ball somehow rolls in to the net...

valdanito
10-30-2005, 02:27 AM
cl top scorer twice in the last 3 seasons... the rest is simple.

chuncho_azul
10-30-2005, 04:04 AM
he will make a come back in no time.

go reds!

SiN
10-30-2005, 05:28 AM
i really hate him, he is soo freaky and personally i rekon he doesint play that great...

Lance Knight
10-30-2005, 10:14 AM
i think its the way the whole team is laying now, before he was more or less the lone striker, i guess he just cant work good with rooney, its like when ronaldo came to real raul sucked for a while, but raul has become better than ever right now, so lets how ruud can recover

Michael Buckley
10-30-2005, 04:10 PM
Ruud is a good goal poacher when he's on form.However maybe he has a
tendency to "dive" in the box (he's not the only one !). I have heard him
being called RuUd Van Nisteldive.A bit cruel eh ? :)

Toke-E-Yo
10-30-2005, 08:55 PM
Ruud is a good goal poacher when he's on form.However maybe he has a
tendency to "dive" in the box (he's not the only one !). I have heard him
being called Rudd Van Nisteldive.A bit cruel eh ? :)
the truth hurts :lol:

supersjd
10-30-2005, 10:05 PM
like i said since he came back from injury he totally sucked

its true

only123123
11-20-2005, 10:46 AM
Ruud svcks mad anal?
Are you in serious drugs?
Or is your brain getting decomposed?
I have never seen anyone saying such foolish stuff like you.

You need to see a psychiatrist.


so if u dont know who "Ruud" is its none other than RUUD VAN NISTELROOY

I've been watching quite a few of Man Utd's matches and I came to the conclusion that this guy SUCKS MAAAAAD ANAL!

I mean ok, he deserves some credit, scored in 8 consecutive games when he first came from Holland. But if you watch this guy realllllly closely, you realise hes nothing but a lurk! He stands next to the keeper and just waits for a rebound! I dont htink Ive evr seen Ruud score from past 8 yards either, last week VS Tottenham he had a a few clean open shots on net, and they didnt even go sideways, they went straight up, in to ROW Z!

How can ppl even compare Rudd to Henry? Henry is better any day, in any way. EVen I could play in the EPL if all I had to do is wait for a kepper to screw up and poke it in :rolling:

chuncho_azul
11-20-2005, 06:24 PM
did you guys see ruud goal this weekend? doesnt get any better than that mates! :smoking:

Toke-E-Yo
11-20-2005, 08:56 PM
I have never seen anyone saying such foolish stuff like you.
What about everyone who just agreed with me?

Ruud is a shadow of his former self, and seems to blame veryone else when thigns go wrong. He did NOTHING in the game against Chelsea, and irnoically, it was FLetcher, one of the players that was so criticeised by the older man utd players. Ruud is a LURK

Lance Knight
11-20-2005, 10:04 PM
Ruud needs beckham back, :lol:

Becks
11-20-2005, 10:26 PM
I just cannot seem to understand how people say "Ruud Sucks!" all the time...


Let me break this down...

Arsenal v. Wigan - henry (2 goals)
Man Utd v. Charlton - Van Nistelrooy (2 goals)



They look pretty spot on to me.

roggie15
11-21-2005, 01:19 AM
Hey I got a question. I heard a rumor earlier (not in this thread) that Ruud has never scored in his career for Man Utd. from out side the 18, well this weekend against Charlton one of his goals was from just outside the 18! Was that his first from out side the box for Man U?

The Hunter
11-21-2005, 03:10 AM
Hey I got a question. I heard a rumor earlier (not in this thread) that Ruud has never scored in his career for Man Utd. from out side the 18, well this weekend against Charlton one of his goals was from just outside the 18! Was that his first from out side the box for Man U?


No.

turbo_GTI
11-21-2005, 03:10 AM
What about everyone who just agreed with me?

Ruud is a shadow of his former self, and seems to blame veryone else when thigns go wrong. He did NOTHING in the game against Chelsea, and irnoically, it was FLetcher, one of the players that was so criticeised by the older man utd players. Ruud is a LURK

You need to stop taking drugs.
I am sure Rudd Van Nisterroy doesn't even know where Japan is located.

Toke-E-Yo
11-21-2005, 03:11 AM
Hey I got a question. I heard a rumor earlier (not in this thread) that Ruud has never scored in his career for Man Utd. from out side the 18, well this weekend against Charlton one of his goals was from just outside the 18! Was that his first from out side the box for Man U?
did he actually? lol finally took him...well....it took him...1..2..3.. HIS WHOLE DAMN CAREER! Here is a funny clip of ruud, proving that he cant score from the PK line bak tho
http://kr.img.dc.yahoo.com/b13/data/cast/min182.mpg?1mqREPULYV6keZeWNr1mCA00

turbo_GTI
11-21-2005, 03:12 AM
Those who ridicule RVN should be the one who has a massive inferior complex.
I am not Dutch, but I rate Ruud as TOP 5 in the world.


I just cannot seem to understand how people say "Ruud Sucks!" all the time...


Let me break this down...

Arsenal v. Wigan - henry (2 goals)
Man Utd v. Charlton - Van Nistelrooy (2 goals)



They look pretty spot on to me.

Toke-E-Yo
11-21-2005, 03:21 AM
You need to stop taking drugs.
I am sure Rudd Van Nisterroy doesn't even know where Japan is located.
I dont blame him. Ruud's skull is so think he can crack a coconut open with it and not get brain damage

and by the way, wen he came to Japan with Man Utd, Kashima danced circles around them, and all Ruud did was stand there with his mouth hanging open when the final whistle was blown, in shock that he was, yes, beaten by a Japanese team. And you know why Ruud didnt score that game? becuase the Kashima defenders didnt get him get inside the 6 yrd box. Sure he shot from about 22 yrds, 18 yrds, 10 yrds, and even 8 yrds...but he still didnt score. Infact, since hes such a good sport, he deicded to say that the "lights were to bright". Face it Ruud, you are the biggest lurk in the EPL and all your glory from this year is just rebounding the ball inside the 6.

and Turbo, what country r u from? At least I am not ashamed to show my countries pride,

Toke-E-Yo
11-21-2005, 03:30 AM
I just cannot seem to understand how people say "Ruud Sucks!" all the time...


Let me break this down...

Arsenal v. Wigan - henry (2 goals)
Man Utd v. Charlton - Van Nistelrooy (2 goals)


Henry=Genius with or without the ball, plays all around the field, were ever he is needed

Ruud=steals other ppls glory by "tipping" the ball past the keeper. Hey I admit, it gets the job done, but still, were is the glory in stealing someone elses?

supersjd
11-21-2005, 03:38 AM
I dont blame him. Ruud's skull is so think he can crack a coconut open with it and not get brain damage

and by the way, wen he came to Japan with Man Utd, Kashima danced circles around them, and all Ruud did was stand there with his mouth hanging open when the final whistle was blown, in shock that he was, yes, beaten by a Japanese team. And you know why Ruud didnt score that game? becuase the Kashima defenders didnt get him get inside the 6 yrd box. Sure he shot from about 22 yrds, 18 yrds, 10 yrds, and even 8 yrds...but he still didnt score. Infact, since hes such a good sport, he deicded to say that the "lights were to bright". Face it Ruud, you are the biggest lurk in the EPL and all your glory from this year is just rebounding the ball inside the 6.

and Turbo, what country r u from? At least I am not ashamed to show my countries pride,

:lol: nice one man.

turbo_GTI
11-21-2005, 11:29 PM
You must be anti-RVN.
If Ruud s@cks anal, then Japanese players are not even parasites residing in Ruud's anal.
Ruud is a world's most decent striker while there are no useful Japanese soccer players


did he actually? lol finally took him...well....it took him...1..2..3.. HIS WHOLE DAMN CAREER! Here is a funny clip of ruud, proving that he cant score from the PK line bak tho
http://kr.img.dc.yahoo.com/b13/data/cast/min182.mpg?1mqREPULYV6keZeWNr1mCA00

turbo_GTI
11-21-2005, 11:32 PM
Whatever you dream..
Keep dreaming


I dont blame him. Ruud's skull is so think he can crack a coconut open with it and not get brain damage

and by the way, wen he came to Japan with Man Utd, Kashima danced circles around them, and all Ruud did was stand there with his mouth hanging open when the final whistle was blown, in shock that he was, yes, beaten by a Japanese team. And you know why Ruud didnt score that game? becuase the Kashima defenders didnt get him get inside the 6 yrd box. Sure he shot from about 22 yrds, 18 yrds, 10 yrds, and even 8 yrds...but he still didnt score. Infact, since hes such a good sport, he deicded to say that the "lights were to bright". Face it Ruud, you are the biggest lurk in the EPL and all your glory from this year is just rebounding the ball inside the 6.

and Turbo, what country r u from? At least I am not ashamed to show my countries pride,

Becks
11-22-2005, 12:13 AM
If they couldn't score from the chance, then how is it really stealing their glory?

Let's not forget that he has set up quite a few beautiful goals for others.

Toke-E-Yo
11-22-2005, 12:57 AM
Whatever you dream..
Keep dreaming
:lol: keep dreaming about what? Ruud finally scored from outside the 18!

if ur not ready to write a check wit ur mouth that ur fists cant cash, then dont write it at all.

if that to broad of an explenation, dont come in here unless you are ready to put up a decent argument. its ppl like u that made Ivan and other ppl leave SFN.

Toke-E-Yo
11-22-2005, 01:27 AM
Whatever you dream..
Keep dreaming


here u go, here is anothe rlink about Ruud and bieng the tap in king

http://forums.soccerfansnetwork.com/showthread.php?t=23319

maybe ill even PM this to u...:lol:

Irish
11-22-2005, 10:53 AM
ruud is an amazing player....for finishing ability he is 2nd to none.....
to say he sucks is proposterous......and anyone who says this i would seriously question their footballing knowledge...

end of conversation !!!

bartolommeff
11-22-2005, 10:49 PM
here is my take on this subject:

i dont care where you score a goal from... it could be from your half or from your opponents goal line... a goal is a goal and thats what wins games... any way you get them is what counts. now Ruud may not be the player that scores from outside the box (although i'm sure he'd have no problems doing it if opportunity knocked)... he is a player that does get a lot of chip-ins, true. but if you think all he does is stand there, you're not that bright! it isnt easy to get open and send it home. he works hard to get around his D-man(men) so that he could be open for the tap in. he doesn't just stand there unmarked and wait. it is a skill that he has perfected and it shows. its a dumb thing to say that you think he isnt good because he doesnt do what say Henry does. he is a master at what he does. here is some proof:

in his career he has 232 goals in 363 appearances = 64% of time he scores
for manchester united in league: 137/189= 73%
in europe: 38/47 = 81%
for holland: 25/49 = 51%
in his career: 0 red cards meaning he doesnt put team at a disadvantage
he is also a very good PK striker

lets see: he scores a minimum of 5 goals every 10 games for country or scores over 7 goals in 10 game for Man U. does that make him suck or be a very valuable asset to man u and offensive threat for opponents?

just cause you dont like his way of gettin his goals in no way does that mean he sucks. dont be a tool dude!


let me sum it up for you ALL HAIL THE TAP IN KING.

turbo_GTI
11-22-2005, 11:36 PM
I understand your love of your country and your football team.
There is nothing wrong with that.
However, you should realize one thing.

This forum is unfortunately not your home's toilet wall.
Before you make an argument, you should better acknowledge the difference between hallucination and reality.
I tried not to take this seriously, but I felt some sympathy on you, and I decided to give you a return thread as a response.
Guess what, Ruud did horrible last couple seasons, however Japanese players are not even little parasites that reside and dwell in RVN's anal hole.
There is a certain up-and-down to every player or superstars.
Ruud is also one of them.
No matter you like it or not, he is one of the most loved and most respected player, no matter any degrading childish nonesense you express.

I don't force you to cheer him, but expressing inferior complex and chavinism is rather squalid.
So, stop it for decency's sake.

I don't wanna waste my time with your detering

:lol: keep dreaming about what? Ruud finally scored from outside the 18!

if ur not ready to write a check wit ur mouth that ur fists cant cash, then dont write it at all.

if that to broad of an explenation, dont come in here unless you are ready to put up a decent argument. its ppl like u that made Ivan and other ppl leave SFN.

Toke-E-Yo
11-22-2005, 11:44 PM
I understand your love of your country and your football team.
There is nothing wrong with that.
However, you should realize one thing.

This forum is unfortunately not your home's toilet wall.
Before you make an argument, you should better acknowledge the difference between hallucination and reality.
I tried not to take this seriously, but I felt some sympathy on you, and I decided to give you a return thread as a response.
Guess what, Ruud did horrible last couple seasons, however Japanese players are not even little parasites that reside and dwell in RVN's anal hole.
There is a certain up-and-down to every player or superstars.
Ruud is also one of them.
No matter you like it or not, he is one of the most loved and most respected player, no matter any degrading childish nonesense you express.

I don't force you to cheer him, but expressing inferior complex and chavinism is rather squalid.
So, stop it for decency's sake.

I don't wanna waste my time with your detering


...u still havent awnsered my question. wat country r u from? (probably like guatamala:lol: )

how can u say that? Ruud would be nothing without a midfield line. Ruud is only good as long as the ball is in the 6 yrd box. A Goal is a goal, im not saying that it isnt. Im complaining becuase Ruud just seems to tap it in. a little loove tap.

as for Japanese players... Maybe u are still to incompetant to understand that you have to accept Asia. Japanese players can dance cricles around people, just look at Nakamura in Celtic. Pure magic and brilliance. Or Nakata in Bolton, putting everyhting he has in to his club team. I want to know were ur from (Guatamala? :lol: ) and see if u can even compare your crummy players with Japan.

bartolommeff
11-23-2005, 12:05 AM
Ruud would be nothing without a midfield line. Ruud is only good as long as the ball is in the 6 yrd box. A Goal is a goal, im not saying that it isnt. Im complaining becuase Ruud just seems to tap it in. a little loove tap.

if you're talking about a line of midfielders, name me one player that is anything without his midfield line... sure there are players that are capable of doing a lot with the ball but they can do sh!t without the help of others. there is no "I" in team so every striker needs a midfield line.

before you say that all he does is just tap in, check out a few clips of his goals. there are tap ins but he does more than that. here are a few links to his videos which clearly show he doesnt only tap in and therefore your claim of "Ruud sucks cause he taps in" is totally stupid and invalid!

http://www.ruud10.info/download.php?cmd=click&id=8
http://www.ruud10.info/download.php?cmd=click&id=23
http://s59.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1G5IX1WYTHCQI353J5B0L1LUKB

Toke-E-Yo
11-23-2005, 12:44 AM
if you're talking about a line of midfielders, name me one player that is anything without his midfield line... sure there are players that are capable of doing a lot with the ball but they can do sh!t without the help of others. there is no "I" in team so every striker needs a midfield line.

before you say that all he does is just tap in, check out a few clips of his goals. there are tap ins but he does more than that. here are a few links to his videos which clearly show he doesnt only tap in and therefore your claim of "Ruud sucks cause he taps in" is totally stupid and invalid!

http://www.ruud10.info/download.php?cmd=click&id=8
http://www.ruud10.info/download.php?cmd=click&id=23
http://s59.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1G5IX1WYTHCQI353J5B0L1LUKB
a tap in is a tap in

bartolommeff
11-23-2005, 03:08 PM
yes, a tap in is a tap in

but as videos have shown and others have said, RvN does more than that. i just guess you're not getting that but its ok... you're forgiven

Toke-E-Yo
11-23-2005, 03:23 PM
yes, a tap in is a tap in

but as videos have shown and others have said, RvN does more than that. i just guess you're not getting that but its ok... you're forgiven

for what? my opion? u can bite me, rookie :bounce: Ruud can score, but he is nothing compared to the greatness of Henry

bartolommeff
11-23-2005, 03:42 PM
for what? my opion? u can bite me, rookie :bounce: Ruud can score, but he is nothing compared to the greatness of Henry

you're forgiven for fact that you're not gettin that he does more than tap ins not that its your opinion he sucks

ooh, i make the sfn team and i'm a big shot who bashes rooks.. grow up turd

ASG
11-23-2005, 05:13 PM
ok i m not going to say anything i m going to show........

http://www.horsekeeping.com/horse_puzzles/sliding_picture/CCloproanmareheadsm.jpg http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/02/43/van_nistelrooy_ruud_mufc_profile_2004_newer.jpg

OleOle
11-23-2005, 05:52 PM
RVN scored a side volley this weekend..

turbo_GTI
11-25-2005, 12:56 AM
:D
You must be really mad.
Guess what, it's not healthy for you.
Like I said before, stop taking drugs!


...u still havent awnsered my question. wat country r u from? (probably like guatamala:lol: )

how can u say that? Ruud would be nothing without a midfield line. Ruud is only good as long as the ball is in the 6 yrd box. A Goal is a goal, im not saying that it isnt. Im complaining becuase Ruud just seems to tap it in. a little loove tap.

as for Japanese players... Maybe u are still to incompetant to understand that you have to accept Asia. Japanese players can dance cricles around people, just look at Nakamura in Celtic. Pure magic and brilliance. Or Nakata in Bolton, putting everyhting he has in to his club team. I want to know were ur from (Guatamala? :lol: ) and see if u can even compare your crummy players with Japan.

Da_1
11-28-2005, 11:34 AM
so if u dont know who "Ruud" is its none other than RUUD VAN NISTELROOY

I've been watching quite a few of Man Utd's matches and I came to the conclusion that this guy SUCKS MAAAAAD ANAL!

I mean ok, he deserves some credit, scored in 8 consecutive games when he first came from Holland. But if you watch this guy realllllly closely, you realise hes nothing but a lurk! He stands next to the keeper and just waits for a rebound! I dont htink Ive evr seen Ruud score from past 8 yards either, last week VS Tottenham he had a a few clean open shots on net, and they didnt even go sideways, they went straight up, in to ROW Z!

How can ppl even compare Rudd to Henry? Henry is better any day, in any way. EVen I could play in the EPL if all I had to do is wait for a kepper to screw up and poke it in :rolling:


im a liverpool fan but i have to say ur definitely wrong ruud is class usually hes had beckham to rely on but now their struggling he has to come back an defend help the midfield and in the last few games hes played really well

holicman
11-28-2005, 12:25 PM
Ruud is a great player for Man Utd but i dont think its right that he is the captain.

He hasnt been there quite as long as some players : IE - Ryan Giggs, paul scholes and Gary Neville.

Thats my 2 cents worth on the subject...................i hope no one is expecting any change :lol:

turbo_GTI
11-28-2005, 10:26 PM
im a liverpool fan but i have to say ur definitely wrong ruud is class usually hes had beckham to rely on but now their struggling he has to come back an defend help the midfield and in the last few games hes played really well

Here we are.
Now, a real man who knows football has shown up.
What you are saying is totally reasonable unlike a novice so-called Tokyo whatever.

Toke-E-Yo
11-29-2005, 05:41 AM
im a liverpool fan but i have to say ur definitely wrong ruud is class usually hes had beckham to rely on but now their struggling he has to come back an defend help the midfield and in the last few games hes played really well


and now that Keane's gone, so will Ruud career. He relies to much on his midfield, opposed to some people liek rooney, who can get bak and help the mids.

Toke-E-Yo
11-29-2005, 05:43 AM
Here we are.
Now, a real man who knows football has shown up.
What you are saying is totally reasonable unlike a novice so-called Tokyo whatever.
*ahem* Bite me, you stupid jackass, who is afraid to show support for his own country. I made this thread, and people agree with me. He can score goals, but his style is nothing compared to some other strikers in the EPL. Henry = Pure ***KIN Magic. I have also provided another thread, were people were in complete disbelief that Ruud scored from outside the 18. So if you would kindly stop stalking me, you can go and (your dirty thought here)