Best Pratical Jokes

[SERBKINGKEZMAN]

What Is Your Best Praticial Joke

[Michael Buckley]

What Is Your Best Praticial Joke

Serbikingkezman I don't know if this is a practical joke or not.Did you ever
hear of a game called "Thunder & Lightning" ? When I was young and living in
Dublin one of us us kids took it in turn to run up to a neighbour's house and
ring the door bell then run as fast as we could and hide behind a hedge or
wall as near as was possible to the house and wait to see if anyone
answered the door.The person would be dismayed that no one was there,
or knew what we were up to and if we were spotted we ran like hell.If our
parents were told we were forced to apologise.If the person was considered
grumpy they would often get a second visit! :)

[SERBKINGKEZMAN]

Yeh It Is Called Rat-a-tat-ginger Now It Is A Funny Game I Used To Play It

[WELSH AND PROUD]

I still play it

[SERBKINGKEZMAN]

YOUR A BIT OLD NOW I AINT YOU :lol:

[penalty_20]

We call it knicky knicky 9 doors.

[SERBKINGKEZMAN]

knicky knicky 9 doors ive never heard of that one lol

[ooaapaulmcgrath]

its called nick nacks....well thats wat its called in dublin now....darn kids!

the best joke is to get clingfilm, and put it over the toilet at a party, and hope someone needs a number 2....classic

[Sq4]

When I was a lil kid, we used to prank call all the time, mostly at night. 1) we called at 3 or 4 at the morning, absolutely realizing that everybody is asleep now, anyway, we called and always an irritaiting sleeping voice answered, sometimes very angry, saying "what, what do you want?". After a five second silence from our side, we replied "Can't sleep to ahh?". After that the victim was sreaming a lotand we were laughing and hang up.
2) 3 or 4 at the morning, one of us is calling and asking for Michael, angry reply "wrong number". after a while in 10 minutes we called the same numer and another guy asked for Michael again, more angry reply "No no, there is no Michaels on this number!!!", after 10 minutes another guy with another voice calling the same number and asking Michael, screaming at the phone "r u nuts, it's 4 o'clock in the morning and there is no Michaels here, go to hell." If the man was dumb enough not to turn off the phone or plug it off, another guy called, and as soon as the same man took the phne screaming at us, one of my friends calmly said "This is Michael did somebody call?". After that a man was puzzled a lil bit, but after a 10 second break eralized that it was a prank, and started screaming again, we were all laughing, and couldn't.

[Sq4]

PRANK WITH A CAR.
We took a syringe and a rotten raw egg, sucked raw egg into a syringe, approached the car at night and poured out a rotten raw egg through a key hole in the car. In the morning in the car was a terrible stench, that couldn't be ventilated, after maybe 2-3 weeks a man sold a car, bcuz he could't get rid of the stench.

I can tell you plenty of jokes that I did when was a lil boy, and I'll tell somethin' more, I was the a real "Dennis the Mennice" when I was a lil boy.:lol:

[SERBKINGKEZMAN]

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[Lance Knight]

lol well the master is hear.
i got many, can say whats my best though
well like Sq4's prank with a car i got two i can remember
one was:
we was a t this bazzar(kinda like a fair) at a local high school and the principal told some of my friends to leave cuase they were a it drunk, so we found out which was heard car and piss on it, call on the wind screen and stuff
the second was :
we were leaving this club and in the parking lot while heading to our car, we came across a car with a dude and his girl doing it,and we started jumping up and down on the car, like shaking it on the sides and stuff. and the guy like jumped out like he wanted to fight us and then he realised he had no pants on, hahaahahaaaaa.

but the best prank i think we ever did. was when we took those "stop" and "Go" signs that those construction workers use to direct traffic when they fixing the roads and stuff, and when on this completely good road and started stopping trafffic for no reason. during this at one time we had this one guy waiting for like 10mins and there was like no cars on the otherside of the road :lol::lol:

[manfan1523]

once i switched the computers of four of my old teachers on the weekend, when i stole the school keys. all of them were furious on monday.

i also once covered the administration building at my school in aluminium foil. that was hilarious.

there was the time when i put carp in the school fountain. the school wasnt happy about that one.

a senior prank at my school when i was a freshman was some one put a cow on the roof of one of our 2 story buildings. the cow died up there because they cant go down stairs aparrently and the school made sure to crack down on senior pranks after that.

for my senior prank i plan to plant cannabis in all of the schools flower beds. in the beginning of summer and have them grown by the time that school starts.

[djani]

I guess this isn't really a practical joke but it made me laugh nonetheless. This weird guy was bugging my friend @ the club 2 get her #, so she said only if u give me urs first. Which he did. We took it and posted it on a gay site along wit his picture. Needless 2 say he got sum strange calls. LOL!

[Musa]

A good prank that has been done at my school, is some seniors released all the feeder rats from the science lab throughout the whole school. Even now you still spot one or two and its been about 2 years. hehe.

Oh and the game where you ring someones dorbell and run is called Ding-dong-ditch here.