Valleyboy
06-06-2000, 08:22 PM
Had this mailed to me earlier...for all you fans watching BBC & ITV this summer...so true...so funny...enjoy!EURO 2000 Drinking Game
>>
>> >> > Euro 2000 Drinking Game
>> >> >
>> >> > IT'S the fun Euro 2000 game all of the country will be
>> >> > playing! Simply print out the list of things to watch
>> out for
>> >> > during coverage of the tournament and award yourself
>> >> > pints as soon as they happen.
>> >> >
>> >> > Jimmy Hill making an arse of himself? Five pints! And
>> so on...
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of field of tulips waving in front of windmill -
>> 12 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of Norwegian fan wearing Viking helmet - 8 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of attractive blonde Swedish female fan - 4 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Ruud Gullit struggling to say something nice about Alan
>> Shearer, who has
>> >>
>> >> > just scored a hat-trick - 37 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > BBC 'surprise guest' Jimmy Hill stumbles into studio
>> wearing novelty bow
>> >>
>> >> > tie - 4 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of Mannekin Pis (Brussels statue of little
>> boyhaving a wee) - 9
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > As above, but with corny voice-over hoping 'England
>> don't get caught
>> >> short
>> >> >
>> >> > tonight' - 16 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Mention of little Dutch boy who put his finger in the
>> dyke - 10 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > As above, but accompanied by crude laughter from Ally
>> McCoist - 20 pints
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Studio discussion of 'famous Belgians' throws up the
>> names of Hercule
>> >> > Poirot and Plastic Bertrand - 18 ints
>> >> >
>> >> > Commentator praises David Beckham 'who's matured a lot
>> in the last two
>> >> > years' - 7 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Beckham lashes out at opponent following innocuous
>> challenge - 12 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'Diabolical defending' (A Hansen) - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'Ooh, look at the muck in here' (M Lawrenson) - 12pints
>>
>> >> >
>> >> > Gabby Yorath makes stupid blunder - 6 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Gabby Yorath fails to make stupid blunder - 28 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'People say I'm boring, but the lads know I'm a
>> realjoker' (A Shearer)
>> >> -
>> >> > 3
>> >> > pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Bob Wilson hosting very, very, very late at night
>> Highlights show - 14
>> >> > pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'I can't quite put my finger on where we went wrong (K
>> Keegan) - 7 pints
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Dennis Wise promises to keep his cool and not let
>> anyone down - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Wise dismissed for reckless lunge at mascot Benelucky,
>> who had been
>> >> > 'looking at me funny' - 19 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'Hey, tell you what. Someone says there's a game of
>> football on today.
>> >> > Shall we watch it together?' (DLynam, intro to England
>> v Germany match)
>> >> -
>> >> > 8
>> >> > pints
>> >> >
>> >> > England v Germany commentator urging us to 'relax -this
>> is a group game,
>> >>
>> >> > so
>> >> > it can't go to penalties' - 12 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Rodney Marsh describing the German side as efficient
>> &well organised,
>> >> > conjuring up visions of a Panzer divisionsweeping
>> across the plains of
>> >> > Eastern Europe - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > On morning of England-Germany game, Alan Ball Prattles
>> in the tabloids
>> >> on
>> >> > about 1966, Sir Alf, Dunkirk spirit,etc 6 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Sir Geoff Hurst points out that the ball definitely
>> Crossed the line
>> >> > because a poacher like Roger Hunt would definitely have
>> followed up if
>> >> it
>> >> > hadn't - 1 pint
>> >> >
>> >> > Peter Schmeichel shouting at Danish defenders - 2 pints
>>
>> >> >
>> >> > Clive Tyldesley mentions Manchester United 17 times
>> during first half of
>> >>
>> >> > game between Belgium and Turkey -13 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > After a chair is broken by England fans in an Eindhoven
>> bar, The Daily
>> >> > Mail
>> >> > calls for the immediate banning of all football
>> immediately - 4 points
>> >> >
>> >> > 'They should birch these hooligans, it's the only
>> language they
>> >> > understand'
>> >> > (R Littlejohn) - 2 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of David Baddiel in stands looking smug as crowd
>> sing 'Three Lions'
>> >> -
>> >> >
>> >> > 6 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of Prince Charles in stands looking uncomfortable
>> at having to
>> >> watch
>> >> > this soccer lark - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Amanda Holden/Nicole Appleton out of All Saints/Sara
>> Cox ligging at
>> >> > England
>> >> > v Germany match and pretending they've 'always been
>> into footy' - 23
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Posh Spice in stands looking adoringly at David Beckham
>> - 5 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Posh Spice in stands eating pie - 55 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Jolly England fans celebrate thrilling 3-2 victory
>> against Portugal by
>> >> > singing meaningless song about the IRA - 1pint
>> >> >
>> >> > Archive shot of Graham Taylor saying 'Do I not like
>> that' 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Archive shot of Stuart Pearce scoring his penalty and
>> making 'that face'
>> >> -
>> >> >
>> >> > 4 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'This has got to be the worst game of football I've
>> ever seen' (A Green,
>> >>
>> >> > Radio Five Live) - 2 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Zinedine Zidane referred to as 'ZZ Top' - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Zinedine Zidane referred to as 'ZZ Thinning-On-Top' -
>> 6pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'And on the ball now is (insert name of any player from
>> other 15
>> >> countries
>> >> >
>> >> > here) who has, of course, been linked with a move to
>> Chelsea' - 7 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Frank Leboeuf points out that he has a World Cup
>> winners' medal - 13
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Tabloids refer to England's first opponents as 'the
>> Portuguese men of
>> >> war'
>> >> >
>> >> > - 9 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Tabloids explain how David Seaman (36), Tony Adams
>> (33), Martin Keown
>> >> (33)
>> >> >
>> >> > and Paul Ince (33) will demolish an ageing German
>> outfit whose best days
>> >>
>> >> > are behind them - 7 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Serious newsman attempting to deliver insert about
>> potential hooliganism
>> >>
>> >> > at
>> >> > tonight's match with drunken fans waving to camera
>> behind him - 11 pints
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > As above, but with harassed newsman telling yobs to
>> 'clear off' - 22
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Kevin Phillips mentions that he used to work in a
>> warehouse - 14 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Alan Shearer just happens to let it slip that he is
>> 'just a sheet metal
>> >> > worker's son from Newcastle' - 25 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > England go out of tournament on penalties - 99 pints
>>
>
>>
>> >> > Euro 2000 Drinking Game
>> >> >
>> >> > IT'S the fun Euro 2000 game all of the country will be
>> >> > playing! Simply print out the list of things to watch
>> out for
>> >> > during coverage of the tournament and award yourself
>> >> > pints as soon as they happen.
>> >> >
>> >> > Jimmy Hill making an arse of himself? Five pints! And
>> so on...
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of field of tulips waving in front of windmill -
>> 12 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of Norwegian fan wearing Viking helmet - 8 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of attractive blonde Swedish female fan - 4 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Ruud Gullit struggling to say something nice about Alan
>> Shearer, who has
>> >>
>> >> > just scored a hat-trick - 37 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > BBC 'surprise guest' Jimmy Hill stumbles into studio
>> wearing novelty bow
>> >>
>> >> > tie - 4 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of Mannekin Pis (Brussels statue of little
>> boyhaving a wee) - 9
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > As above, but with corny voice-over hoping 'England
>> don't get caught
>> >> short
>> >> >
>> >> > tonight' - 16 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Mention of little Dutch boy who put his finger in the
>> dyke - 10 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > As above, but accompanied by crude laughter from Ally
>> McCoist - 20 pints
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Studio discussion of 'famous Belgians' throws up the
>> names of Hercule
>> >> > Poirot and Plastic Bertrand - 18 ints
>> >> >
>> >> > Commentator praises David Beckham 'who's matured a lot
>> in the last two
>> >> > years' - 7 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Beckham lashes out at opponent following innocuous
>> challenge - 12 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'Diabolical defending' (A Hansen) - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'Ooh, look at the muck in here' (M Lawrenson) - 12pints
>>
>> >> >
>> >> > Gabby Yorath makes stupid blunder - 6 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Gabby Yorath fails to make stupid blunder - 28 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'People say I'm boring, but the lads know I'm a
>> realjoker' (A Shearer)
>> >> -
>> >> > 3
>> >> > pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Bob Wilson hosting very, very, very late at night
>> Highlights show - 14
>> >> > pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'I can't quite put my finger on where we went wrong (K
>> Keegan) - 7 pints
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Dennis Wise promises to keep his cool and not let
>> anyone down - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Wise dismissed for reckless lunge at mascot Benelucky,
>> who had been
>> >> > 'looking at me funny' - 19 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'Hey, tell you what. Someone says there's a game of
>> football on today.
>> >> > Shall we watch it together?' (DLynam, intro to England
>> v Germany match)
>> >> -
>> >> > 8
>> >> > pints
>> >> >
>> >> > England v Germany commentator urging us to 'relax -this
>> is a group game,
>> >>
>> >> > so
>> >> > it can't go to penalties' - 12 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Rodney Marsh describing the German side as efficient
>> &well organised,
>> >> > conjuring up visions of a Panzer divisionsweeping
>> across the plains of
>> >> > Eastern Europe - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > On morning of England-Germany game, Alan Ball Prattles
>> in the tabloids
>> >> on
>> >> > about 1966, Sir Alf, Dunkirk spirit,etc 6 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Sir Geoff Hurst points out that the ball definitely
>> Crossed the line
>> >> > because a poacher like Roger Hunt would definitely have
>> followed up if
>> >> it
>> >> > hadn't - 1 pint
>> >> >
>> >> > Peter Schmeichel shouting at Danish defenders - 2 pints
>>
>> >> >
>> >> > Clive Tyldesley mentions Manchester United 17 times
>> during first half of
>> >>
>> >> > game between Belgium and Turkey -13 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > After a chair is broken by England fans in an Eindhoven
>> bar, The Daily
>> >> > calls for the immediate banning of all football
>> immediately - 4 points
>> >> >
>> >> > 'They should birch these hooligans, it's the only
>> language they
>> >> > understand'
>> >> > (R Littlejohn) - 2 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of David Baddiel in stands looking smug as crowd
>> sing 'Three Lions'
>> >> -
>> >> >
>> >> > 6 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Shot of Prince Charles in stands looking uncomfortable
>> at having to
>> >> watch
>> >> > this soccer lark - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Amanda Holden/Nicole Appleton out of All Saints/Sara
>> Cox ligging at
>> >> > England
>> >> > v Germany match and pretending they've 'always been
>> into footy' - 23
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Posh Spice in stands looking adoringly at David Beckham
>> - 5 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Posh Spice in stands eating pie - 55 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Jolly England fans celebrate thrilling 3-2 victory
>> against Portugal by
>> >> > singing meaningless song about the IRA - 1pint
>> >> >
>> >> > Archive shot of Graham Taylor saying 'Do I not like
>> that' 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Archive shot of Stuart Pearce scoring his penalty and
>> making 'that face'
>> >> -
>> >> >
>> >> > 4 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'This has got to be the worst game of football I've
>> ever seen' (A Green,
>> >>
>> >> > Radio Five Live) - 2 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Zinedine Zidane referred to as 'ZZ Top' - 3 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Zinedine Zidane referred to as 'ZZ Thinning-On-Top' -
>> 6pints
>> >> >
>> >> > 'And on the ball now is (insert name of any player from
>> other 15
>> >> countries
>> >> >
>> >> > here) who has, of course, been linked with a move to
>> Chelsea' - 7 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Frank Leboeuf points out that he has a World Cup
>> winners' medal - 13
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Tabloids refer to England's first opponents as 'the
>> Portuguese men of
>> >> war'
>> >> >
>> >> > - 9 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Tabloids explain how David Seaman (36), Tony Adams
>> (33), Martin Keown
>> >> (33)
>> >> >
>> >> > and Paul Ince (33) will demolish an ageing German
>> outfit whose best days
>> >>
>> >> > are behind them - 7 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Serious newsman attempting to deliver insert about
>> potential hooliganism
>> >>
>> >> > at
>> >> > tonight's match with drunken fans waving to camera
>> behind him - 11 pints
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > As above, but with harassed newsman telling yobs to
>> 'clear off' - 22
>> >> pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Kevin Phillips mentions that he used to work in a
>> warehouse - 14 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > Alan Shearer just happens to let it slip that he is
>> 'just a sheet metal
>> >> > worker's son from Newcastle' - 25 pints
>> >> >
>> >> > England go out of tournament on penalties - 99 pints
>>
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