Worst Thing A Coach Has Told You?

[SaberWolf]

I made this thread in another Forum but thought I'd ask here too. Just like in practice, in a game, at half-time, or whatever, whats the worst thing (or things) your coach has ever told you or a team-mate. My coach one of our players (when he was 3 ft from the goal on a cornerkick, and missed the goal):

"Bence, you could f**k up a wet dream."

Classic...Especially at that moment.

[Rema]

My coach is generally always like that (saying similar things to that, except maybe not swearing... he's only actually sworn once or twice :p). But although he's serious, the majority of people on our team understands his dry sense of humour and can take it in a non-serious (but serious) manner and do what he wants. I'm not so sure if that made sense at all...

[Man-U-Fan]

My school coach is the best person ever. He told me I would never make it playing the sport that I love with a passion ( I play on a state level team and I was invited to try out with PSV). I suck and that if I lose about 15 pounds I would be fast enought to actually be on the right track. Did I mention that I weigh 105 pounds? He told the vice principle at my school that I do drugs, I have never done any type of drug ever :mad2: I'm not really sure if that's mean or I'm just being a whimp about the whole thing.

[Leon of Silvren]

"Geez that was worst than Drummond......"

(Drummond is a local player, you might imagine how good he is.....:rolleyes: )

[Supakeeper]

how bout my coach once told me to let the other team score.....thats gotta be almost the worst thing ever to say

[CenterMid10]

My basketball coach once told me that "If I had 30 seconds to make a lay up with noone within half court of me I would fail." that's about it. Course you can imagine yelling this sarcasticly in front of the whole team wasn't the nicest thing to hear....

[Supakeeper]

thats pretty funny Center

[BillShankly]

seemin im a coach ive said some classics in only 3 yrs of coachin

my best would have to be "would someone actually mark that tall unco b***h for corners, all she does is stand at front post at header them towards goals, thats all she has done all game and all she will do".

needless to say i was frustrated we were down 2-0 because of this one girl, but she was truly terrible but my girls wouldnt mark her cause they were afraid of her cause of her height

[Rema]

seemin im a coach ive said some classics in only 3 yrs of coachin

my best would have to be "would someone actually mark that tall unco b***h for corners, all she does is stand at front post at header them towards goals, thats all she has done all game and all she will do".

needless to say i was frustrated we were down 2-0 because of this one girl, but she was truly terrible but my girls wouldnt mark her cause they were afraid of her cause of her height

She can't be that awful if she was finishing headers like that :p.

On topic... at the moment I can't think of anything that's really gutted me that a coach has said. Our coach DOES have oneliners or whatever, but he has a dry sense of humour and although he DOES mean what he says, we don't take it seriously in that sense. We take it seriously in the sense of getting out heads back into the game or whatever.

[ole21]

i think there are some just ass hole coaches, but a few who do say just one statement that is unbelievable and you would never think a coach would say do know what they're doing. it's to pump you up and to go out there and prove him wrong. a few years ago i was playing sweeper for my team and my coach told me that i need to be more vocal and a better leader for the team, then in one of the tournaments later on, which i was playing horribly in, at half time he said in front of the whole team,"Sean i talked to you about being a leader and you're aren't showing any leadership, you're playing quiet and making stupid decisions. you haven't done a thing i've asked and i went over it clearly what i wanted, but you're just back there not giving a shit what happens." after this i still didn't have that great of a game, but after the tourny i worked so much harder and thought about how wrong he was. i wanted to prove it to him, but more importantly myself, and although he's not my coach anymore, now he has much more respect for me and knows that i am a player.

[Ese_Guy]

I told a kid once to "just go home."
I kind of felt bad afterwards though

[valdanito]

My school coach is the best person ever. He told me I would never make it playing the sport that I love with a passion ( I play on a state level team and I was invited to try out with PSV). I suck and that if I lose about 15 pounds I would be fast enought to actually be on the right track. Did I mention that I weigh 105 pounds? He told the vice principle at my school that I do drugs, I have never done any type of drug ever :mad2: I'm not really sure if that's mean or I'm just being a whimp about the whole thing.
thats some funny shit man.

[SRBIJA]

Some kid was late for one of our practises and the coach said, you may have been late but ur nose was on time.

lol the joke is the kid had a huge nose :p

[Supakeeper]

thats pretty funny what postion did big nose play?

[SRBIJA]

Forward :lol: well really bench ,,, lol but when he did play it was forward.

[tiempobrazilian]

one time my french coach told me tht i would always be a bench warmer and i quit the team. I joined another local team and since they werent all tht great i was like the best striker(not to brag). So our teamed kicked his ass
5-0. i scored 2. after tht i told him "kiss my arse u conal!" i know a lil bit of french since i am like 12.5% french. oh ya and he also told me tht i was the worst player on the team. even though tht might hav been true lol. but i still think tht tht is not nice to say to a player. just because his son hated me.

[Supakeeper]

i agree with u on that one i love shovein it in my old coaches faces he said i never would play goalie........now I play keeper and am told one of am one of the best people have ever seen play.....Now every chance I give I shove it right in this coaches face....I now have beat his team 5 times....and every time i love it more....but.....to coaches dont tell a play he sucks.......becuase that play will come back and bite u in rear...

[Rema]

Hate to be miss contrary here but that behavior just sounds completely immature to me. If a coach says crap to me and causes me to quit, oh well. It would completely suck (though I think if it happened to me i'd finish out the season and find a new team next year - but I would NEVER drop to a lower level because that what just hinder any improvements in my opinion). Anyways, point being.... show the other coach that you're better than they thought with your game, not with an immature attitude.

[tiempobrazilian]

ya i guess i can let my feet do the talking

[SaberWolf]

Yea I had a coach tell me that he wouldn't let me play because the team started "depending" on me to make goals just by myself. And I totally got where he was coming from but he made me sit out a game against a team that sucked and by half-time we were down by TWO.

And our coach was pissed he was like "WTF are yall doing? Yall look like sh!t, and get your act together, all I want is just ONE of you to show me something." And a guy named Jason was like "Why don't you put Jeremy in?" and the coach was like "Jeremy can't win this game for us by himself, he needs the team to help him out."

Then he put me in and I got 3 goals within 20 minutes, and had another assist about 5 minutes after that, and then I was just like "Hey coach I want to come out." and as I came out I just smiled at him as I walked by and sat on the bench. I'm usually the quiet type, and even if something I don't like happens, I just stay quiet...And the whole team (that was on the bench) just loved the way I "delt with the situation".

[midfielder #8]

Your name's Jeremy?

[nfcblitzkrieg16]

Your name's Jeremy?
no he lied

[chuncho_azul]

when i was younger..around 14. school's coach told me to foul this one kid. HARD. he had scored like 5 goals to us and i guess he was pissed.

needless to say i didnt. and almost got kicked out of the soccer team for not following his rules. stupid when i think about it now.
all this happened in chile btw

[Rema]

when i was younger..around 14. school's coach told me to foul this one kid. HARD. he had scored like 5 goals to us and i guess he was pissed.

needless to say i didnt. and almost got kicked out of the soccer team for not following his rules. stupid when i think about it now.
all this happened in chile btw

Good for you... very glad you didn't. Hoping that coach isn't coaching still :boo:. I mean, i've had coaches tell me to foul before, but never hard. It's just there's a big difference between taking a GOOD foul and committing a bad one.

[CenterMid10]

Even if your coach is disrepectful to you in everyway and you're :mad2: :mad2: you should never talk back to him/her the same way he/she did to you. Be better than him/her, prove him/her wrong about how you play. Nothing beats the feeling when you and them both know you're better moraly and soccer wise than them.

[Supakeeper]

I have to say Mid your right...my orgainal post may have been read wrong..i meant in the way that everytime I beat him i enjoy it more and more......I never show it on the outside but on the inside...am very queit person I usally dont thorw my hands up or yell at the refs...I usally am the captain for my team......and I usally worry my about my palyers then the calls that a ref makes...and I detinely say almost nothing to a coach...and when I do its usally something positve or something that will help the team...not just somehting to advance my postion on the team...but it is always better to be a leader on your team...especially if your the keeper......u want all the trust of your team.....and it helps when your a leader on your team

[a5_hellcat]

well since my dad was one of my coaches i would have 2 say that his top three insults are: 1. Will, WTF was that?, 2. Where's ure dress u pussy? 3. and YOU SUCk! all of these were when i was only 9 yrs old.

[schaefer7]

oh man, do i have a post for this thread. well, let me start off by saying my high school has a suck ass soccer team. we haven't won a game in at least 2 seasons. anyway, this year was my second year on jv (im pretty sure my coach had something to do with that). so, my coach was the BIGGEST asshole I have EVER met in my entire life. There are no words to explain how much I hate this man. First off, he's about 25 years old, ugly, with wet-slicked back hair. He thinks he's the s**t, but seriously, you shouldn't feel good about yourself if you're 25 years old and you can beat kids half your age. Not to mention, he's really not that great. One of my favorite quotes from him was to this kid Derek on my team, I mean the kid really wasn't too great, but you do not talk to people like this. His words were "Derek, man, if you're going to suck this bad next year, just don't even bother to come out". Asshole. I would've hit him. Anyway, he thinks we lose because we suck, but really, we lose because he sucks. He is the worst example of a coach I could possibly think of. He is a trash-talker, an arrogant asshole, and one of the worst motivators ever. Literally, we lost our games because of him. In the last game of the season, he wasn't going to show up (he couldn't show up to anything on wednesday, he had masters degree classes or something). So of course we were pretty excited, as this was the worst team in the league, and without him we would win. So, we're doing good about 20 minutes in, tied 0-0. Then I hear someone screaming...who could it be? Oh, there he is! I swear to god, they scored 4 goals in quick succession. So about 20 minutes later, we're about to take a throw-in, and the ref makes a remark along the lines of "you should spend more time on touches" to the coach. He gets enraged, and to make a long story short, gets ejected. I start getting pumped; this is great. I got the ball around midfield, and what I thought was just a routine clear, happened to be a great throughball to my forward, and he went 1v1 with the goalie to score. Unfortunately, we couldn't come back, and the game was lost 4-1. This is what a bad coach does to you.