Whats the worst thing your coach has ever said to you (or a team-mate)?

[SaberWolf]

I've seen this thread at other websites and its pretty cool if you get alot of people. My coach can get pretty mad if we're losing, and in the middle of a game, our coach yelled to one of our kids:

"Bence, you moron, you could f**k up a wet-dream."

And we were all just standing there like :shocked: and then we all BUST out laughing. Classic moment, our coach got thrown-out by the way.

[Dado_Prso_09]

My couch told one of my kids to go home once when he missed a break away and he did my couch was a nut case tho :evil: :rolling:

[SaberWolf]

So is mine! I don't know how much he's cost our school when he gets thrown out the game its like $100 every game he gets thrown out of...

:red-card:

[Ivan7637]

I ahd this asian on my team and we were running like 10 laps around the soccer field and me and him were the front ones running and the asian(name is luan) got tired and stopped running for good. Coach told him to run but he refused so the coach said...

"You Asian Piece of Shit, Get the ***k off my Field"

Luan walked away pissed off and got the coach fired the next day, if he told me something like that i would have attacked his ass.

It was funny because our coach was asian too lol.

[Maxpayne]

Lol dude now that's.. LOL! is the dumbest thing i ever heard ! :D

[nachi88]

Our gymnasium had only one coach for all games till the 8th grade.This coach of ours was a hammer throw expert, but was coaching us in all games So, we were playing against B.V Gymnasium, traditional rivals, ( I dont know why), and one of my team mates mised a very easy chance which was a 1-1 against the goalie. My coach was extremely angry, and punched him at half time, and suprisingly the remedy worked, and my team mate scored a goal a little later on. But we lost the match.

This is one of the reasons why Germany doesnt produce many great forwards these days... people are too scared to play upfront and miss :D

[deathskinbeer]

one of my old coaches (when i was like 6) got mad and started throwing all the parents lawn chairs onto the field

[SiN]

lol my under 16's coach once sed ages ago....

u look like a bunch of girly poofs prancing around the feild having a tea party...get ur fingas out of ur asses and play sum real football or else ill have to go get sum little tootoos for uz....LOL :D

[Mirko Mandic]

i had a realy dumb coach at skool in yr7 he told the team "ok i want u all to push up wen we atack and then i want a OFF-SIDe TRAP WEN WE DEFEND" (well the problem was our 2 backs were like over 60kilos in like yr7 and couldnt run 1/2 lap)
so wen the oppossion break through and score (i was put keeper :S i play up front or attackive mid) he goes physco yelling " whats wrong with u Alfio (6okg kid) cant u catch that winger(he was fast kid not even our fastest player WHO IS VERY FAST couldnt catch up tp him) ??? huh and you MIRKO WHAT TYPE OF GOALKEEPING IS THAT?????" SO I REPLY "AM I A KEEPER????? YOU SH!T FOR BRAINS IDIOT???? WHAT TYPE OF COACHING IS THIS!!!!!! YOU ASK KIDS WHO CANT RUN TO FORM OFF-SIDE TRAP!!!!"

WELL I NEVER STARTED A MATCH AGAIN :) acctualy he had big grudge against me i played like 90min total in last 5games.

[RaulMadrid7]

On my highschool team, I play forward but get benched most of the time cause of this arrogant kid who looks faster than me and is about 5"4 when I'm 5"11, anyways he hardly ever scores, he just acts like he is so good and always blames the other guys for the "poor" assists.

So I decided to play centre midfield since that a$$hole always convinced the coach he was the best striker. We were playing a match against another school one day and I was playing right behind him as a centre mid while he was as ussual standing infront waiting for a pass without helping anyone in defence or pressuring the other team. We were into the first half when our right winger crossed a beautiful ball into the box after all his hard working crossing 3 defenders, and that asshole striker (which his name is Kyle by the way so I can refer to him) goes for a "bicycle kick" (more like a retarded plunge for death) :ronaldo: :D and misses the ball for many obvious reasons that he sucks.

Here is the part that pisses me off, after all that, in the second half we were tied 2-2 (I scored 1 goal by the way :smoking: ) and I was rushing down the field on a breakaway when this idiot Kyle comes out of nowhere and grabs the ball out of my feet, then he loses the ball and gets "fouled", I started complaining with him asking him why he did that, he looks at me and says, "Shut the **** up, start talking when you can give me a proper ball." At that moment, I forgot what the word red card means, and punched him in the face and we started fighting ont he field. After the game where it was tied 2-2, the coach called the whole team for a "meeting", he started talking about how we could have won that match... blah...blah...blah... and then he said, "For our next game let's try and give a descent ball to Kyle okay guys?"

That was when we all knew that if this coach was coaching the soccer team next year, no one would join.

[Sergei]

When 15, I play football with Ygor back home in Moscow. I score 4 goal in game. Ygor miss two penalty and trip over own foot.

I start bench next game. I call coach Hairy Baboon. He call me Mariah Carey :(

[Maxpayne]

LOL this is a dumb joke but i LOVE it! Good one ! :D

[RaulMadrid7]

When 15, I play football with Ygor back home in Moscow. I score 4 goal in game. Ygor miss two penalty and trip over own foot.

I start bench next game. I call coach Hairy Baboon. He call me Mariah Carey :(

Wow, that was actually pretty funny.... :ronaldo:

[Ivan7637]

When 15, I play football with Ygor back home in Moscow. I score 4 goal in game. Ygor miss two penalty and trip over own foot.

I start bench next game. I call coach Hairy Baboon. He call me Mariah Carey :(

dude your hilarious. hahahah mariah carey hahaha :)

[Maxpayne]

Raul finnally yuo changed your siigys :D.. nice ones mate

[Gennadios]

This isn't anything stupid, but my coach was like one day ' Damn mario, I think we need to get you drug tested! '

I was having a pretty good game.

[penalty_20]

sounds like u guys have had some pretty crappy coaches over the years

[SiN]

raul ur story cracked me up so much...i know how u feel buddy....:D :D

[Toke-E-Yo]

I ahd this asian on my team and we were running like 10 laps around the soccer field and me and him were the front ones running and the asian(name is luan) got tired and stopped running for good. Coach told him to run but he refused so the coach said...

"You Asian Piece of Shit, Get the ***k off my Field"

Luan walked away pissed off and got the coach fired the next day, if he told me something like that i would have attacked his ass.

It was funny because our coach was asian too lol.
we were playing a friednly, and a midfielder sent the ball up to me. Now Im the fastest guy on my team, and Im decently fast, in short bursts. So i start running, but their is a kid on the othr team who is faster than me. During half time, he gives us a talk and turns to me, INFRONT OF EVERYONE and looks me in the eye (hes a pretty young guy, under 30) and says "Look, i know hes fast but I want u to run UR ASS OFF LIKE U DID TO GEt ON TH EIMMIGRANT BOAT TO GET HERE" I stood in shock(??? I think) but I was torn between insult and laughin my ass off...he got in a lil trouble for it, but hey, it happnes rite?

[RaulMadrid7]

we were playing a friednly, and a midfielder sent the ball up to me. Now Im the fastest guy on my team, and Im decently fast, in short bursts. So i start running, but their is a kid on the othr team who is faster than me. During half time, he gives us a talk and turns to me, INFRONT OF EVERYONE and looks me in the eye (hes a pretty young guy, under 30) and says "Look, i know hes fast but I want u to run UR ASS OFF LIKE U DID TO GEt ON TH EIMMIGRANT BOAT TO GET HERE" I stood in shock(??? I think) but I was torn between insult and laughin my ass off...he got in a lil trouble for it, but hey, it happnes rite?

How old are you Toke-E-Yo?

[SaberWolf]

These are great! :p

We played a mexican team (not to be racist but the ENTIRE SCHOOL WAS MEXICANS) and we have a dude on our team named David, and he's about 6'3 (a tall mofo) and a little short mexican, I mean real short like 5'3, and David slid-tackled the boy, and the guy got up and started getting up in David's face. And that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, a little short guy like that getting up to a huge guy like David.

No fight happened though, but David did push him down, and jumped at him (like to scare him) and the dude jumped back like 3 feet.

[Gennadios]

Well, as goalie one time I kept yelling at the opponent ' SHOOT IT!! SHOOT IT NOW!! ' and they would shoot, and I would always save it, and then my coach said ' Mario, you should stop that, cos' thats taunting the other team '

However, we were playing indoor co-ed, so it wasn't a big deal, and the coach was my original coach's wife..

[Ygor]

dude your hilarious. hahahah mariah carey hahaha :)

Sergei is even more of funny in the real life. He is big fan of comedy guy of name Bernard Manning. This is very famous man of England you know. :) Him is very fat too. :(

One time Sergei run to his neighbour houses and knock the door then run away. That time was very funny. I was there too. :)

[Maxpayne]

Yea i'm done this thing in my life too Ygor! :D Ding-dong! who's there? and nobody.. i'm and my friend ran on the elavator but suddenly it stuck in 13-th floor... too bad it was a friday :mad: While we beeen in elavator mailman bringed me and Vitalic (my friend's name) fresh newspaper "playboy".. We enjoyed watching it.When insapactor came up to rescue us he saw some hot chick with good hot leags so inspector start yelling like wolf - whooo-hooo baby! so it took us longer to sit in elavator until inspctor did some sttuuf with this kitty cat...

[Toke-E-Yo]

How old are you Toke-E-Yo?

still a yungin, 16....y?

[AstonVillafan3]

Worst things I have done... Stole a ball from my teammate because he wasn't dribbling fast enough on the break away. I once got into a fight with Teammate over who scored a goal... I got the goal i was very happy. A coach once called me lanky.... Other than that my coachs havn't been that bad.

[SaberWolf]

AVF, the point of the thread is whats the worst thing your COACH has SAID to you, not the worst thing you have done. And after that, I'm suprised that you even PLAY soccer.

[roggie15]

Saberwolf you posted a story that wasn't about a coach saying anything so get off his back.

[SaberWolf]

I was posting about what another said. Plus he has been known to go to threads just to troll, and I don't like trollers.

[roggie15]

I'm sorry I don't really get which post you are responding too? If its Toke's then it wasn't really relevant because his was about his coach being racist, and your's was about a short (Mexican) kid slide tackling a bigger kid and getting close to a fight. How does this have anything to do with racism??? :confused:

[SaberWolf]

I was kinda adding onto RaulMadrid. But is this worth argueing, or can we please get back on topic?

Cheers Mate. :thumbsup:

[RaulMadrid7]

RaulMadrid, now is this worth argueing to you, or can we please get back on topic?

Cheers Mate. :thumbsup:

What? What are you talking about, and why are you saying this to me? :confused:

Aren' you talking to Roggie?

[RaulMadrid7]

Raul finnally yuo changed your siigys :D.. nice ones mate
Yes, thank you very much, I used my intellectual, intelligent, artistic and complex skills to design something that was actually pleasing to me. :ronaldo:

Hope you like it.


lol.... ;) :D

[SaberWolf]

http://www.generalanytopic.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif
I'm sorry, I was meaning to answer his question with your name. I'm sorry for the confusion, I will edit my post in a second to correct it.

BTW, your new sig is pretty sweet.

[AstonVillafan3]

Are you talking abotu me trolling? Thats all my worst coach ever said. Im confused.....Plus trust me you would argue over the goal especially when it sets a club record.

[RaulMadrid7]

http://www.generalanytopic.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif
I'm sorry, I was meaning to answer his question with your name. I'm sorry for the confusion, I will edit my post in a second to correct it.

BTW, your new sig is pretty sweet.
Yeah thanks, if your really interested and serious about getting your own custom made sig just PM me.

[SaberWolf]

Yes I was talking about you. And yes I would argue about a goal, but not WHO got the goal, and what was it? The last game of your season? Its not like you can't make more goals.

I forgot, Raul, how long will you be doing sigs? Because I'm trying to think of a theme, but am not sure which I should do.

[AstonVillafan3]

It was acctually the next to next to last game....Don't be jealous....

Saber my post was acctually legit....It talked about a coach and it gave a nice story.... :boo: Get some maturity then talk to me.

[RaulMadrid7]

Yes I was talking about you. And yes I would argue about a goal, but not WHO got the goal, and what was it? The last game of your season? Its not like you can't make more goals.

I forgot, Raul, how long will you be doing sigs? Because I'm trying to think of a theme, but am not sure which I should do.
Don't worry take your time and think about it, the more you think the better it will turn out.

[soccerates]

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[DKulla]

My coach was coaching another team and i came to watch their game. The coach comes up to me before the game, slaps me in the face and says "Get ready, the season is starting!"