Quiz for professionals

[Ese_Guy]

I received this one in an email, many years ago . . .


QUIZ FOR PROFESSIONALS The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional".

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2.How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





















Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the frigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.


3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?





















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.


4.There is a river you must cross, but crocodiles inhabit it. How do you manage it?




















Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals have less brains than that of a four year old.

[Leon of Silvren]

LOL it's interesting....

[valdanito_10]

hehehehehehe..... i got em all right, i have the mind of a kid

[valdanito_10]

i joke around witht hings like that

[Leon of Silvren]

We all know you're like a kid valda....

[silvastone53]

very interesting quiz..........lol

[The Fallen Ange]

I got all of em right too

[valdanito_10]

We all know you're like a kid valda....
dont act like we dont know u act like one too...... u were just too dumb to get em right!! heheheh!

i guess im the smarter kid of us two :cool: :smoking:

[Leon of Silvren]

hahhahahhaha.....well I took the quiz again and got them all right, so we're both smart kids, just that I'm better good-looking..... :D :p

[valdanito_10]

i know..... us kids always wanted to look like ronadlihino! so i guess u won!! ur the better looking!

[Leon of Silvren]

You're a weird kid mate..... no one wants to look like Ronaldinho, I guess you want that because that's so easy for you....

[valdanito_10]

hehhehehe u win leon!

[Leon of Silvren]

hehehe I know, I always win LOL. :D

[valdanito_10]

cooler kids always let the loosers think they are better


i just fel sorry leon!

[Leon of Silvren]

Well keep fooling yourself if you want, but everyone knows whose kid is smarter and better good looking.....

[valdanito_10]

maybe it aint me, but its definately not u!

[Leon of Silvren]

If you don't know who is it then definitely is not you.

[valdanito_10]

hhahahaha have u seen what kind of conversations we have!!!


ps. that stamente makes me a man u kid

[Leon of Silvren]

Yeh very interesting conversations uh??

P.S. I'm not ashamed of being a kid you man..... :silly:

[lsgworldl]

question number 2 is flawed it says, A refrigerator a meaning any, if you meant the refrigerator it would refer to the one you mentioned before, you could have more then one not just one

also question 4 is flawed, if the river had crocodiles inhabiting it, it would mean they were there now, if the river had no crocs in it it would just be a river
I received this one in an email, many years ago . . .


QUIZ FOR PROFESSIONALS The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional".

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2.How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





















Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the frigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.


3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?





















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.


4.There is a river you must cross, but crocodiles inhabit it. How do you manage it?




















Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals have less brains than that of a four year old.

[Ese_Guy]

So you got those wrong?!?!?!?

LOL
It's not scientific. It's Ok I missed a few when I first read this a few years ago.

[lsgworldl]

it isnt wrong they are stupid answers to a stupid quiz, made up from stupid questions, which are worded to misslead you, it says how to ut it in to A refridgeators in my house, if I said to you, go put a dink in to a fridge, and you go and put the drink in to A fridge, I ask you which one and you said the white one and I said o no you got it wrong as you were meant to put it in the silver one, the questions are worded wrong, look a the english in the questions

[Ese_Guy]

That's the whole point - to think like a child, not a precision-minded professional.

[7becks7]

I think what lgsworld is trying to say is that these questions are trying to test your intelligence, but when you think intelligently, they don't make sense.

[Ese_Guy]

You're right.
They're simple questions. No thought necessary, no need to read into them. Just answer the questions.
Whether intellectual or not, the questions still make sense.

[lsgworldl]

they dont make sense, and are flawed

[Leon of Silvren]

They do make sence but they're childish, and they don't test intelligence, as it just take to think simple to answer them. But they're funny.... :)

[penalty_20]

lol kids we r asking me that questions a while ago lol

[Leon of Silvren]

And you got them right?? :silly: