Neverending story

[lsgworldl]

4 words at a time please.

As I was walking . . . . . .

[Leon of Silvren]

....I heard a sound.....

[arminius]

with my good ear

[Leon of Silvren]

......then in my head.....

[Slavenik]

translated it into english

[lsgworldl]

saying to me eat

[PrAvI HrVaT]

that chicken over there

[lsgworldl]

but it wasnt cooked

[PrAvI HrVaT]

so I slaughtered it

[lsgworldl]

but it flew away

[PrAvI HrVaT]

I then went home

[lsgworldl]

and ordered a pizza

[PAO_HELLAS]

but hadn't good taste

[zenden9]

then I switch on the TV...

[Ese_Guy]

. . . with nothing to see . . .

[SRBIJA]

. . . with nothing to see . . .

blah blah blah blah

[GiorgioII]

And phoned my girlfriend.

[Gennadios]

told her to come

[GiorgioII]

over to my house

[Ese_Guy]

To clean the kitchen

[Gennadios]

actualy wanted some pussy

[Will317]

actualy wanted some pussy

and my coffee made

[Gennadios]

I sang her serenades

[Will317]

I sang her serenades

...in seven different languages...

[-gYo-]

..and she then said...

[Gennadios]

i noticed her bandage

[Leon of Silvren]

....getting closer to her.....

[-gYo-]

all of a sudden

[14tammuz.com]

she kicked my balls... :dead: :eek: :eek: :o :o :rolleyes: :rolling: :rolling:

[-gYo-]

I said, "MY GOD!"

[Gennadios]

then i woke up

[-gYo-]

and had some breakfast

[Gennadios]

remembered i had test

[Leon of Silvren]

....but said 'who cares'??......

[14tammuz.com]

I smoked some weed :rolling: :rolleyes: :question: :shocked: :rolling: :mad: :o

[Gennadios]

saved the good seeds

[-gYo-]

and left my house

[Leon of Silvren]

.....to plant them in....

[14tammuz.com]

and smoke weed again... :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

[Ese_Guy]

.....to plant them in....

the nieghbor's side yard

[14tammuz.com]

the neighbour got angry!?!?! :smoking: :smoking: :mad2: :mad2: :rolling: :rolling:

[Ese_Guy]

the neighbour got angry!?!?! :smoking: :smoking: :mad2: :mad2: :rolling: :rolling:

So I smacked him

[Leon of Silvren]

....but then smoked weed....

[Gennadios]

and took a pee

[Ese_Guy]

and took a pee
then we got hungry

[arminius]

then we got hungry
and spotted another chicken

[-gYo-]

but we then realized

[PrAvI HrVaT]

We were really tired.

[djani]

went back to bed ( and had some more sex, lol, with my bf)-j/k

[-gYo-]

once we woke up,

[Lance Knight]

and had more sex

[Will317]

and had more sex

...then she made breakfast...

[davor_suker]

Get in the kitchen

[davor_suker]

where you belong, biatch

[-gYo-]

she then replied with

[PrAvI HrVaT]

much anger and frustration

[davor_suker]

then baked his pie

[Will317]

then baked his pie
...whilst taking a bath...

[davor_suker]

with the friendly neighbour

[Will317]

with the friendly neighbour
...and Wayne Rooney too...

[davor_suker]

because of his fetish

[Will317]

because of his fetish
...and fondness of pastries...

[davor_suker]

Shrek showed up aswell

[davor_suker]

and fought brother rooney

[Will317]

and fought brother rooney
...Shrek finished the victorious...

[Will317]

...or might've been Rooney...

[Will317]

...she really couldn't tell...

[Ese_Guy]

ok, what the hell

[zenden9]

Rooney reduel with Shrek again!

[Ese_Guy]

Rooney reduel with Shrek again!

But this time they . . .

[14tammuz.com]

They made love Ron/Shre :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :silly: :silly: :silly: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :smoking: :smoking: :cool: :cool: :cap: :cap: :yield: :yield: :annoyed: :sleepy: :( :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :) :)

[Ese_Guy]

Then they left for . . .

[Will317]

Then they left for . . .
...the local bingo hall...

[14tammuz.com]

...the local bingo hall...

and made love theyre... hahahhahahah

[Ese_Guy]

and made love theyre... hahahhahahah

with the old ladies

[Will317]

with the old ladies
...whilst sipping a Bacardi...

[Ese_Guy]

...whilst sipping a Bacardi...
They notice the money

[Will317]

They notice the money
...in the ladies' pockets...

[Ese_Guy]

...in the ladies' pockets...
So they thought about . . .

[Will317]

So they thought about . . .
...knocking them out with...

[Ese_Guy]

...knocking them out with...
the chairs and tables.

[Will317]

the chairs and tables.
...then swiping the cash...

[Ese_Guy]

...then swiping the cash...
But the cops appeared

[Will317]

But the cops appeared
...along with the army...

[Ese_Guy]

...along with the army...
They stormed the place

[Will317]

They stormed the place
...taking Shrek into custody...

[Will317]

...taking Shrek into custody...
...or was it Rooney?...

[Will317]

...or was it Rooney?...
...the ladies couldn't tell...

[Ese_Guy]

...the ladies couldn't tell...
so they caused a . . .

[Leon of Silvren]

.....mess, cause they wanted.....

[Ese_Guy]

.....mess, cause they wanted.....
to be free from . . .

[Leon of Silvren]

to be free from . . .
....the men's opression and....

[Ese_Guy]

....the men's opression and....
feelings of inadequacy towards

[14tammuz.com]

So they planed revoulotion.

[PrAvI HrVaT]

against the cocky americans

[14tammuz.com]

they start invading radio,stations.

[PrAvI HrVaT]

but then they stoped

[14tammuz.com]

because US yoused many,soldiers.

[PrAvI HrVaT]

because US yoused many,soldiers.
4 words!!!


and that pissed them....

[14tammuz.com]

so they shoot them

[PrAvI HrVaT]

and the battle ended

[Ese_Guy]

and the battle ended
but wait, when finished . . .

[PrAvI HrVaT]

the president has died

[Ese_Guy]

the president has died
so the vice president . . .

[davor_suker]

because shrek killed him

[davor_suker]

or was it Rooney?

[PrAvI HrVaT]

because shrek killed him
he ate him up

[davor_suker]

then along came Heskey...

[davor_suker]

...the great big ape...

[davor_suker]

...with the low scoring rate... (sorry 5 words!)

[PrAvI HrVaT]

and then they surrendurd

[davor_suker]

except for Heskey...

[PrAvI HrVaT]

he ran away far

[davor_suker]

back to the jungle

[PrAvI HrVaT]

to eat other stuff

[penalty_20]

like chickens and cows

[Leon of Silvren]

like chickens and cows
....and smoked more weed....

[penalty_20]

hes stoned for life

[LebSoccerBoy]

i say we start a totally new story...like...with a different thread...cause this one is way too long...and makes no sense now....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what do ya'll think?

[penalty_20]

because he wanted revenge

[lsgworldl]

and ate a banna

[zenden9]

and master banana kick...

[14tammuz.com]

Heskey died of overdose

[Will317]

Heskey died of overdose
...too much lemon peel...

[14tammuz.com]

so the news about

[penalty_20]

so the news about
the mental black monkey

[lsgworldl]

was all media hype

[penalty_20]

but he was dying

[PrAvI HrVaT]

in the middle of...

[Will317]

in the middle of...
...the Madejski Stadium pitch...

[Lance Knight]

on the day of

[PrAvI HrVaT]

monday junuary sisxth 2005

[14tammuz.com]

7.00pm was the time

[PAO_HELLAS]

The weather was clear

[14tammuz.com]

with some good sunshine

[PrAvI HrVaT]

a bit of overcast

[penalty_20]

then it started raining

[PrAvI HrVaT]

then everyones mood changed

[penalty_20]

they all started dancing

[PrAvI HrVaT]

then danced all night

[davor_suker]

and danced all day

[Gennadios]

like a silly faggot

[zenden9]

They then go to Loo.

[PrAvI HrVaT]

To sh!t for an hour.

[lsgworldl]

and ran out of

[penalty_20]

the soft toilet paper

[Gennadios]

used my huge thumb

[lsgworldl]

and wiped it on

[Gennadios]

the floor until it....

[lsgworldl]

fell off and bleed

[penalty_20]

so used big toe

[lsgworldl]

to flush the toilet

[penalty_20]

then it got stuck

[lsgworldl]

and I fell over

[Ese_Guy]

but the floor was . . .

[arminius]

but the floor was . . .
covered in kitty litter

[Mirko Mandic]

covered in kitty litter
which was badly soiled

[arminius]

which was badly soiled
by some stray moggy's

[Mirko Mandic]

who looked very unclean

[arminius]

who looked very unclean
so i washed them

[Ese_Guy]

so i washed them
with my bare hands

[lsgworldl]

I un did my

[PrAvI HrVaT]

fly to go to

[lsgworldl]

front door as the

[Ese_Guy]

front door as the

walls begin to fall

[PrAvI HrVaT]

then the doorbell rang.

[lsgworldl]

so I answer it

[Ese_Guy]

so I answer it
but no one is . . .

[arminius]

so I answer it
its another damn moggy

[PrAvI HrVaT]

stupid punks always get

[lsgworldl]

but then a naked

[PrAvI HrVaT]

guy walked in ewwwwww!

[arminius]

guy walked in ewwwwww!
he was a totenham

[Will317]

he was a totenham
...mascot from London who...

[arminius]

...mascot from London who...
went by the name

[penalty_20]

PLAYDO the PINK PUPPY

[Ese_Guy]

Thankfully he ran out

[Lance Knight]

into the stadium shouting

[arminius]

into the stadium shouting
death to 'the arsenal'

[Ese_Guy]

death to 'the arsenal'

but "Free My People!"

[arminius]

but "Free My People!"
from the tyrant 'wenger'

[penalty_20]

tried to kill him

[lsgworldl]

but wenger is gay

[arminius]

but wenger is gay
and proud of it

[lsgworldl]

so he took sol

[Ese_Guy]

so he took sol

in order to quench

[The Fallen Ange]

..their thirst for sex.

:rolling:

[arminius]

..their thirst for sex.

:rolling:
but he still was'nt

[zenden9]

but he still was'nt


Then he takes Veira

[arminius]

Then he takes Veira
and also some viagra

[zenden9]

and also some viagra

and comes the vigorous exercise...

[Will317]

and comes the vigorous exercise...
(Tut, tut - 5 words :))...

...until something strange happened...

[lsgworldl]

lsgworldl got a gf

[Gennadios]

turns out she was

[penalty_20]

a homosexual and hated.........

[Gennadios]

this guy named isgworldl

[lsgworldl]

yeah isgworldl is gay

[penalty_20]

(LOL) he likes other animals

[lsgworldl]

says I am LsgworldL

[The Fallen Ange]

says I am LsgworldL

He loves sex and.....

:rolling:

[arminius]

He loves sex and.....

:rolling:
totenham,a deadly combination

[xonic]

in order to quench

the never ending thirst to finally join the ranks of great players at the bernabeu and make fun of barcelona fans...

[penalty_20]

but he loves manchester

[The Fallen Ange]

but he loves manchester

Untied's manager ,Alex Furgesson. :p

[zenden9]

Untied's manager ,Alex Furgesson. :p

He buys Rooney,(Wonder kid)!!!!

[Will317]

He buys Rooney,(Wonder kid)!!!!
...From a car boot sale... :rolling:
(1 word over, I know)...

[Ese_Guy]

...From a car boot sale... :rolling:
(1 word over, I know)...

and changes the roster

[Will317]

and changes the roster
...for two years until...

[Ese_Guy]

one fateful day he . . .

[Will317]

...decided to remove the...

[Ese_Guy]

...decided to remove the...
fangs from his mouth

[Will317]

...and take up dieting...

[Ese_Guy]

...and take up dieting...
by eating less carbs

[Will317]

...and less sugar too...

[Ese_Guy]

...and less sugar too...

So he drank diet . . .

[Will317]

So he drank diet . . .
...water, which he bought...

[Will317]

...at silly cost from...

[Ese_Guy]

...at silly cost from...

the local street vendor

[Will317]

...Paying £159.99 for 250ml...

[Ese_Guy]

...Paying £159.99 for 250ml...
. . . left him without cash

[Tomo]

....So He couldnt buy the

[Will317]

...Barbie doll he desperately...

[Ese_Guy]

...Barbie doll he desperately...
needed for his collection

[ItalianBoy]

of sick minded porn

[penalty_20]

that his mom busted

[Gennadios]

a nut on his...

[penalty_20]

forehead then he died

[arminius]

forehead then he died
rest in peace fergie

[valdanito_10]

then an angel came down and asked

[ItalianBoy]

wanna do that again? he said:

[The Fallen Ange]

No.I want to have an affair with Faria Alam and....

(too many wodrs) :rolling:

[arminius]

No.I want to have an affair with Faria Alam and....

(too many wodrs) :rolling:
compare myself to sven

[lsgworldl]

wo is losing his

[Will317]

wo is losing his
...sanity, minute by minute...

[lsgworldl]

so he chose Emile

[Will317]

so he chose Emile
...Heskey to go and...

[lsgworldl]

never think of playing

[ItalianBoy]

soccer ever again in his life because

[penalty_20]

he had a broken

[ItalianBoy]

hair and that was causing him to

[lsgworldl]

thnk he was a

[ItalianBoy]

a big donkey with a huge smelly

[Gennadios]

foot that couldnt kick....

[ItalianBoy]

Rooney ass even if Wayne wanted it so bad up in there so Rooney said

[Gennadios]

***k you, I play for england now punk

[davor_suker]

i am off to screw a 47 year old prostitute

[ItalianBoy]

And loving it!

[Gennadios]

Then the Zig Zag man came....

[ItalianBoy]

on Rooney's face and

[The Fallen Ange]

...kissed him and said.....

:ronaldo: