How to start and sustain a flamewar

[Agent_smith]

1. Accuse the other party of your worst faults.
2. Insist that you are an avatar of the Truth and that the other person is Falsehood incarnate, or at least "misled."
3. Dwell on errors. Correct them in others at every opportunity.
4. Never apologize unequivocably. If forced to apologize, justify yourself in a way that makes it sound like the other party was responsible for your actions.
5. Write in such a way that the other party looks stupid if they don't respond.
6. Try to be many things at once, so that you can deny everything that is said about you.
7. Say the same thing over and over again.
8. Always strive to get the last word.
9. Never let a debate rest. Never allow the other party to withdraw without making it clear that they have lost.
10. Insist that you are misunderstood.
11. If you can't find something to flame the person about, make something up. Convince yourself that you see the "real" motives.
12. Remember: Winning is everything.

[xonic]

1. Accuse the other party of your worst faults.
2. Insist that you are an avatar of the Truth and that the other person is Falsehood incarnate, or at least "misled."
3. Dwell on errors. Correct them in others at every opportunity.
4. Never apologize unequivocably. If forced to apologize, justify yourself in a way that makes it sound like the other party was responsible for your actions.
5. Write in such a way that the other party looks stupid if they don't respond.
6. Try to be many things at once, so that you can deny everything that is said about you.
7. Say the same thing over and over again.
8. Always strive to get the last word.
9. Never let a debate rest. Never allow the other party to withdraw without making it clear that they have lost.
10. Insist that you are misunderstood.
11. If you can't find something to flame the person about, make something up. Convince yourself that you see the "real" motives.
12. Remember: Winning is everything.


Wow... did you plagiarize that all by yourself Agent_Smith? Listen up you puss-bound wad of rectal tissue, no one cares about rules for a flame-war. To win a flame-war you have to have passion, desire and a long string of good die hard, stick-it-between-your-mothers-filthy-knockers-then-give-her-a-dirty-sanchez type of attitude.

I can appreciate a n00b trying to 'do his (small minded) part' to encourage a good flame war, but sir I ask, where are your credentials? Unless you've flamed someone (or been flamed) upon the stile project forums, you are a lightweight, you are a benchwarmer..

As a n00b, your duty is to start up mindless 'Your Dream Team' threads in every obscure forum (like the madagascar leprosy struck football league forum et al.).

I'm assuming that you can only use your computer when your moms not around, this is because her ass is so big the gravity waves it emits bends light coming from your monitor into the next room. So heres what you should do Agent_Smith, are you listening Mr.Anderson?

1) Get a life, if flamewars needed rules, they would be called flame-games (like the kind your boyfriend plays with you when you bite pillows).

2) Get your momma into Jenny Craig ASAP... they now have a program where they can release her into the ocean, after they make some room in it to accomodate her of course.

3) I expect a properly submitted flame back in response to this Acknowledgement flame, you don't HAVE to follow the silly little guidlines you've ripped off from some website, but you do have to return a flame. Or else I win..

please be sure to check my website in the mean-time...

www.agent-smiths-mother-deepthroating-cooked-turds-for-free-enemas.com

Cheers.

[lsgworldl]

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Nah, of course you would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

[Greek Succer]

So very close to entertaining.