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LanceSucksBalls
07-29-2004, 09:49 PM
EVERY ONE ON THIS BOARD BESIDES ME IS A PUSSY. AND IF ANYBODY ELSE THINKS DIFFERNT I WILL KICK THERE FUKING ASS SO HARD THAT THEY WILL BE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE IN HEAVEN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

mel81x
07-29-2004, 10:11 PM
id like to know who pissed in ur cereal this morning?? lol
hehe

i had to take a five minute break there cause all the laughing cause by ur ridiculous post has given me a stomach ache

Greek Succer
07-29-2004, 10:13 PM
Lance,

Move your mouth away from my balls.

PAO_HELLAS
07-30-2004, 03:24 PM
Just another case who can speak about kicking asses only by the computer. It looks like an American :p

Will317
07-30-2004, 03:28 PM
Way to give a good first impression, 'LanceSucksBalls'... :rolleyes:

LanceSucksBalls
07-30-2004, 06:15 PM
Lance,

Move your mouth away from my balls.

thats great buddy but as i said, you are a pussy

LanceSucksBalls
07-30-2004, 06:18 PM
Just another case who can speak about kicking asses only by the computer. It looks like an American :p

Hell yes im an American, you got a problem with that. Americans can fight, and if i could i would go to where ever you are and kick your ass.

-gYo-
07-30-2004, 06:18 PM
hahahahahahah where do I start...

Uh oh guys he's pissed off at soccer players cuz his g/f dumped him for one.

Oh it isnt his first post, he had one on soccer playas bein called pussies. Surely enough he called us all pussies. Lance, I ever saw you in real life, id probably beat your ass worse than any american football you've played through (or sat through, seein as how stupid you are, you're probably on the bench alot)

oh, and if you gonna insult us, dont steal from insults from Chris Rock; I liked that movie Bad Company.

LanceSucksBalls
07-30-2004, 06:19 PM
Way to give a good first impression, 'LanceSucksBalls'... :rolleyes:

Why thank you. I also think that i am doing a great job here!!!!

lsgworldl
07-31-2004, 02:22 AM
EVERY ONE ON THIS BOARD BESIDES ME IS A PUSSY. AND IF ANYBODY ELSE THINKS DIFFERNT I WILL KICK THERE FUKING ASS SO HARD THAT THEY WILL BE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE IN HEAVEN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

if you are in a wheelchair in heaven saves walking and can get to places faster :drool:

PAO_HELLAS
07-31-2004, 02:59 PM
Hell yes im an American, you got a problem with that. Americans can fight, and if i could i would go to where ever you are and kick your ass.

LOL! Good sense of humor. An American to kick ass. hahaha. You only speak by the computer as I said.

biggnm73
08-01-2004, 12:37 AM
Hell yes im an American, you got a problem with that. Americans can fight, and if i could i would go to where ever you are and kick your ass.
YOU couldn't EVEN fight your way out of a WET paper bag dude SHUT the phuck UP and stop with your hollow theats

ZabbaZibba
08-01-2004, 03:37 AM
''lancesuxballs'' is a ragging homosexual !!! ''lancesuxdick'' too.

roggie15
08-01-2004, 04:13 AM
Hell yes im an American, you got a problem with that. Americans can fight, and if i could i would go to where ever you are and kick your ass.
I wanna say right now that all Americans are NOT like this. (Actually most 'American Football' players are...) He is a horrible representation of our country.

-gYo-
08-02-2004, 02:25 AM
I wanna say right now that all Americans are NOT like this. (Actually most 'American Football' players are...) He is a horrible representation of our country.

I agree with you 100% man, im an american too, and let me tell everyone now that only american football, baseball, and sometimes basketball players act like this. True soccer/football fans in the states stand for what they believe in, not throw insults at someone because they think they're better at him/her.

RegginaAmaranto
08-02-2004, 03:40 AM
I wanna say right now that all Americans are NOT like this. (Actually most 'American Football' players are...) He is a horrible representation of our country.

no mate, i think your entire population are horrible representation of your country.

Agent_smith
08-02-2004, 05:53 AM
EVERY ONE ON THIS BOARD BESIDES ME IS A PUSSY. AND IF ANYBODY ELSE THINKS DIFFERNT I WILL KICK THERE FUKING ASS SO HARD THAT THEY WILL BE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE IN HEAVEN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Dude, take a chill pill and wash it down with a nice cold glass of shut-th-fukk-up. :o


Wanker :D

xonic
08-02-2004, 01:09 PM
EVERY ONE ON THIS BOARD BESIDES ME IS A PUSSY. AND IF ANYBODY ELSE THINKS DIFFERNT I WILL KICK THERE FUKING ASS SO HARD THAT THEY WILL BE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE IN HEAVEN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Hmmn, well the old saying goes you are what you eat, and I eat alot of damn pussy (mostly you're moms, but only when I have a 2x4 that i can strap to my ass so I don't fall in)... now that we know you're a dick-head and assh*le we know where you're sexual orientation lays... you probably go home at night, stay up till 3 in the morning having warm showers with your boyfriend, then after drying off with cheap martha stewart wal-mart edition teal colored towels (to match you're retro 70's bathroom vinyl floor).. you proceed to bed. at this point your boyfriend demands you satisfy his insatiable need for a rim-job, which you're more than happy to do.. after a good bit of feltching, you finish up by giving him a reach-around and a tug on his ol' fruitbowl.. then the real fun begins... gaping holes and consenting male to male creampies for you..

but I suppose it's to be expected... after all, Lance, Sucks, Balls right?

Anyhow Lance, nice knowing ya.. keep on sucking those balls.. i'll keep on supplying your mom with her matress sized maxi-pads. :thumbsup:

Gennadios
08-02-2004, 01:51 PM
Hmmn, well the old saying goes you are what you eat, and I eat alot of damn pussy (mostly you're moms, but only when I have a 2x4 that i can strap to my ass so I don't fall in)... now that we know you're a dick-head and assh*le we know where you're sexual orientation lays... you probably go home at night, stay up till 3 in the morning having warm showers with your boyfriend, then after drying off with cheap martha stewart wal-mart edition teal colored towels (to match you're retro 70's bathroom vinyl floor).. you proceed to bed. at this point your boyfriend demands you satisfy his insatiable need for a rim-job, which you're more than happy to do.. after a good bit of feltching, you finish up by giving him a reach-around and a tug on his ol' fruitbowl.. then the real fun begins... gaping holes and consenting male to male creampies for you..

but I suppose it's to be expected... after all, Lance, Sucks, Balls right?

Anyhow Lance, nice knowing ya.. keep on sucking those balls.. i'll keep on supplying your mom with her matress sized maxi-pads. :thumbsup:

i cant breathe!

Katerina
08-03-2004, 04:51 PM
EVERY ONE ON THIS BOARD BESIDES ME IS A PUSSY. AND IF ANYBODY ELSE THINKS DIFFERNT I WILL KICK THERE FUKING ASS SO HARD THAT THEY WILL BE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE IN HEAVEN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


Thank you :) ... I happen to HAVE a pussy - therefore I AM a pussy :D ..... so I guess "I" won't be getting my ass kicked by this little dickless weazel !

Katerina
08-03-2004, 04:57 PM
Hell yes im an American, you got a problem with that. Americans can fight, and if i could i would go to where ever you are and kick your ass.

You're a disgrace to the rest of the American people, who happen to be quite nice actually.

In other words ... you're a turd-sucker ....

oh, and a gamimeno mounopano ... SKATOFATSA :D

Katerina
08-03-2004, 04:58 PM
I wanna say right now that all Americans are NOT like this. (Actually most 'American Football' players are...) He is a horrible representation of our country.

I totally agree with you :)

Lance Knight
08-03-2004, 06:27 PM
ok this getting annoying. Lance if u dont like football then y did u come on this forum.
Also American football aint that bad, its just that the players are stupid . but baseball is a whole lot of shit

Katerina
08-03-2004, 06:59 PM
ok this getting annoying. Lance if u dont like football then y did u come on this forum.
Also American football aint that bad, its just that the players are stupid . but baseball is a whole lot of shit

Awwww ... don't be so hard on him - he probably doesn't even like HIMSELF ! :D

LanceSucksBalls
08-06-2004, 11:13 PM
You're a disgrace to the rest of the American people

you will see why i am acting like this by my reply to Gothic Priest.

if u dont like football then y did u come on this forum.

Oh i came here just to piss all of you off!!!

Gennadios
08-07-2004, 12:45 AM
you will see why i am acting like this by my reply to Gothic Priest.



Oh i came here just to piss all of you off!!!

lol this guy isnt banned yet?

lastdon.
08-07-2004, 03:38 AM
Because this forum has a very tolerant Administrator. Shame on you Omar, your'e a disgrace too.

Zarak
08-07-2004, 04:10 AM
I wouldv'e banned him by now, if I could, along with a few others :)

Lance Knight
08-07-2004, 08:31 AM
if it was up to me i would not ban him. he adds alittle spice to the treads as we hear another point of view.
i would hav to say Bravo Bravo to u lance for being the best asshole u can be

PAO_HELLAS
08-07-2004, 08:51 AM
Just ignore that stupid yank. :silly:

LebSoccerBoy
08-10-2004, 04:44 PM
hell yea! i am TOTALLY with gYo and Ronaldo on this one. he is a disgrace to the American ppl. guys, dont hate america more just for this jackass. but its true, ppl in these other...hobbies (basketball, baseball, football) they are all like this. at least most of them.

fcamerica09
08-11-2004, 10:03 PM
Lance you don't have a life do you? All you do is look at me I'm going to piss off all the soccer players over the internet cause when I do that here I get my ass kicked. Word of advice GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!

Gennadios
08-11-2004, 10:06 PM
fcamerica

are u a boy or girl?

Greek Succer
08-11-2004, 11:32 PM
You people are like druken monkeys humping soccer balls.

Lance Knight
08-12-2004, 04:14 PM
which size footballs? lol

Greek Succer
08-12-2004, 07:36 PM
I was not aware of the varying size of footballs or soccerballs.

I would have to venture a guess and say medium sized footballs are prime for monkeys to hump.

fcamerica09
08-14-2004, 03:57 AM
I'm a guy of course.

Lance Knight
08-14-2004, 12:55 PM
do u even play football? cause not knowing that there are different sizes of football makes u stupid or u never player football b4

LebSoccerBoy
08-14-2004, 10:32 PM
I was not aware of the varying size of footballs or soccerballs.

I would have to venture a guess and say medium sized footballs are prime for monkeys to hump.


i ALMOST didnt care about anything that this guy ever said...but now...i care. R U SERIOUS!?!?!? u r always saying how stupid and everythin everyone else was, but i think, U r the stupid one. good grief kid. cmon, of COURSE there are different sized soccer balls! DUH! u cant expect a 5 year old to kick a pro sized ball. the ball is almost bigger than the kid! do me a favor...dont post anymore until u know at least a LITTLE bit!

Katerina
08-16-2004, 06:08 PM
you will see why i am acting like this by my reply to Gothic Priest.



Oh i came here just to piss all of you off!!!


Let me guess - you're acting like this ... hmmmmmmmmm ... because your "daddy" didn't give you your daily dose of sucking his balls today ?

Greek Succer
08-16-2004, 06:17 PM
LESBOSoccerBoy,

First off, nice name jackass! Couldn't you have picked something less like a target?

Eat a fat dick. Just because your country's youth have to have special sized soccer balls to accomodate their weak legs does not mean my country does.

I feel pity on your weak youth.

Are you a pygmy nation? How can a 5 year-old be the same size as a soccer ball?

You = idiot.

U.S.A._soccer
10-25-2004, 12:30 AM
Woo there I'm American and I think that was the dumbest post I've ever seen! *rolls on the floor laughing hysterically*I would do that*

I don't think it's because he's an American I'm sure it's solely based on him.

U.S.A._soccer
10-25-2004, 12:32 AM
hell yea! i am TOTALLY with gYo and Ronaldo on this one. he is a disgrace to the American ppl. guys, dont hate america more just for this jackass. but its true, ppl in these other...hobbies (basketball, baseball, football) they are all like this. at least most of them.

Hey LSB that was mean,I'm American so does that mean you hate me?