Sharing your life! :)

[devious]

http://rareramy.mypicgallery.com/internazional/ofalienn_large.jpg
Do you belive they are exist?

[Gennadios]

you should probably take this stuff to matchmaker.com or sumthn

[lsgworldl]

you should probably take this stuff to matchmaker.com or sumthn

www.adultfriendfinder.com :dead: :silly: :smallpig: :D :kiss:

[devious]

www.adultfriendfinder.com :dead: :silly: :smallpig: :D :kiss:
I knew it!! :scream: :silly:

[lsgworldl]

I knew it!! :scream: :silly:

why did you remove your pic and bio from this thread? :confused:

[devious]

www.adultfriendfinder.com :dead: :silly: :smallpig: :D :kiss:
you should probably take this stuff to matchmaker.com or sumthn
http://rareramy.mypicgallery.com/internazional/ofalienn_large.jpg
Now that`s looks funny :ronaldo: :ronaldo: :ronaldo: :dontcare: :p ;)

[devious]

why did you remove your pic and bio from this thread? :confused:
I saw that I`m not welcome with this crap!! so I had to change the subject!!
I think that`s better talking a bout Aliens :p spirits and ghosts although i know that you won`t like the subject!! so we better take about cooking :mad2: :silly:

[devious]

UFOs (Alien Spacecraft) exist, the proof is undeniable. Thousands of people make reports yearly of strange lights performing impossible maneuvers that traditional earth-bound aircraft, commercial, military, etc; could never accomplish. While most of the world's governments try to deny the reality of their existence, they blame the sightings on natural aerial phenomenon, the planet Venus, swamp gas, weather balloons or mass hysteria.

Whether you buy into the culturally biased, mass-media induced viewpoints, or if you choose to think on your own; there is one ultimate truth that the world is afraid to accept...the reality that we are not alone in the universe, the proof is here, the proof is real, accept the truth...Aliens the Truth.
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---- I think this is a good start for our subject..

[lsgworldl]

I saw that I`m not welcome with this crap!! so I had to change the subject!!
I think that`s better talking a bout Aliens :p spirits and ghosts although i know that you won`t like the subject!! so we better take about cooking :mad2: :silly:

you are welcome to post whatever you want, I was ust making a joke out of the guy who said about matchmmaking.com or whatever he said, so I said adultfriendfinder.com, dont take it personal

as it wasnt personal :silly: :p ;) :D

[xonic]

Well, the odds certainly are in favour of the existence of extraterrestrial life forms.

Here's some advice on how to deal with aliens and abductions, me and my friends have thouroughly discussed this over many coffee's at Denny's. You should all take this very seriously, as you know I would never EVER tell a fib to my fellow footy lovers... :D :evil:

a) Go for thier necks, it's the weakest part of thier body.

b) You won't see them coming, they are very fast and use anti gravity devices to float...

c) They use telepathic powers to 'convince' you to open the windows, doors, etc. while they stare at you from the other side. whatever you do, Don't!! or else it's probing time.

d) if they send their elite war aliens (you should read the Communion series of books, I dunno who wrote them, but you can find out) they have bullseye targets on thier chest plated body armor, this is specifically designed for you to shoot at it and not thier heads (assuming you have a gun).

golded rule: head shots are always lethal, no matter what the species.

e) if you do get abducted, it'll usually be while you're alone when no one else is home OR while everyone else is asleep and you are awake. They like to wait around dark corners and / or hallways, so be sure to turn on the lights before proceeding.

f) if you do get abducted, they'll tag you (kind of like how our scientists tag animals to track them, so they can re-capture them). If this happens, they'll know when you're alone, so you better get a clingy girlfriend / boyfriend, this way they'll probably abduct them instead of you next time..

g) if you do get abducted, don't go camping! that's like a tagged bear coming right to the scientific research facility.

h) aliens watch the transmissions sent from the planet earth to gauge the status of our society and 'migration trends', needless to say,Real Madrid
supporters are less likeley to be abducted because they are the strong willed and clever, however, Barca fans should never leave thier home and probably cement themselves in.. this probably won't help, as aliens love to probe Barca fans but even they haven't found out why exactly Barca fans support such a silly club. (note: Aliens are Real Madrid fans.. they love Zidane .. Aliens themselves are Galacticos..).

i) If you do get abducted and tagged next time be sure to take some soccer balls with you into the UFO, this will distract the aliens, as they are known to appreciate good 4 on 4 matches (yes, alien spacecraft only hold 8 aliens)... they will expect you to REF.

... ok, so i've armed you ALL with the info needed to survive an abduction..

use it wisely ok guys? :) hehe..

[Lance Knight]

actually it depends on what class of spacecarft.

[devious]

Well, the odds certainly are in favour of the existence of extraterrestrial life forms.

Here's some advice on how to deal with aliens and abductions, me and my friends have thouroughly discussed this over many coffee's at Denny's. You should all take this very seriously, as you know I would never EVER tell a fib to my fellow footy lovers... :D :evil:

a) Go for thier necks, it's the weakest part of thier body.

b) You won't see them coming, they are very fast and use anti gravity devices to float...

c) They use telepathic powers to 'convince' you to open the windows, doors, etc. while they stare at you from the other side. whatever you do, Don't!! or else it's probing time.

d) if they send their elite war aliens (you should read the Communion series of books, I dunno who wrote them, but you can find out) they have bullseye targets on thier chest plated body armor, this is specifically designed for you to shoot at it and not thier heads (assuming you have a gun).

golded rule: head shots are always lethal, no matter what the species.

e) if you do get abducted, it'll usually be while you're alone when no one else is home OR while everyone else is asleep and you are awake. They like to wait around dark corners and / or hallways, so be sure to turn on the lights before proceeding.

f) if you do get abducted, they'll tag you (kind of like how our scientists tag animals to track them, so they can re-capture them). If this happens, they'll know when you're alone, so you better get a clingy girlfriend / boyfriend, this way they'll probably abduct them instead of you next time..

g) if you do get abducted, don't go camping! that's like a tagged bear coming right to the scientific research facility.

h) aliens watch the transmissions sent from the planet earth to gauge the status of our society and 'migration trends', needless to say,Real Madrid
supporters are less likeley to be abducted because they are the strong willed and clever, however, Barca fans should never leave thier home and probably cement themselves in.. this probably won't help, as aliens love to probe Barca fans but even they haven't found out why exactly Barca fans support such a silly club. (note: Aliens are Real Madrid fans.. they love Zidane .. Aliens themselves are Galacticos..).

i) If you do get abducted and tagged next time be sure to take some soccer balls with you into the UFO, this will distract the aliens, as they are known to appreciate good 4 on 4 matches (yes, alien spacecraft only hold 8 aliens)... they will expect you to REF.

... ok, so i've armed you ALL with the info needed to survive an abduction..

use it wisely ok guys? :) hehe..
Sorry .. but we use all this advises against the ones who come from Marce or the ones form ploto or the ones from jupitar??

[xonic]

Sorry .. but we use all this advises against the ones who come from Marce or the ones form ploto or the ones from jupitar??

uhh, say again? I tried reading that 3 times and I have no idea what you mean.

[devious]

I ment.. There are many kind of Aliens.. so what kind did you mean to deal with your advises??
(for example some of them don`t have nicks!?? :alien:

[giorgiob8]

(note: Aliens are Real Madrid fans.. they love Zidane .. Aliens themselves are Galacticos..).
Yep, I heard that Ronaldo's exwife slept with an extra-terrestrial.


Well, She cheated on him with Seedorf when they lived in Milan -that is even worse!

[lsgworldl]

Yep, I heard that Ronaldo's exwife slept with an extra-terrestrial.


Well, She cheated on him with Seedorf when they lived in Milan -that is even worse!


isnt Ronaldo an extra-terrestrial :dead:

[devious]

:ronaldo: :ronaldo: :silly:

[Lance Knight]

i think devoius meant Aliens from Mars, And Jupiter

[lsgworldl]

i think devoius meant Aliens from Mars, And Jupiter

yes he did and nick = necks

[devious]

Sorry guys!! :( :p