~ Coffee/drink Break ~

[Katerina]

I thought you might enjoy this ... it's GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS GALORE ! hehe ...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dogs.shtml

[Katerina]

A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then, answered, "Go ask you Mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Finally, go ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Then, come back and tell me what you found out."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass on an opportunity like that."

Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The sister replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

Then the boy went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. Do you realize how much a million dollars could buy?"

The boy pondered it all for a few days and went back to his father. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

"Yes sir" the boy replied. "Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but, realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."

[Greek Succer]

A little girl walked into a barber shop eating a Hostess Twinkie.

The barber said, "Little girl, you should go outside because you are going to get hair on your Twinkie."

"Yes", she replied, "and someday I am going to have tits too".

http://www.kittenpants.org/15_hamburger/twinkie.jpg