Exam

[Red Devil]

Do NOT allow yourself more than 10 minutes for the entire exam.

And your times starts..........now!

1. One year ago, Houllier said that Liverpool were "10 games from greatness". Now they have played a further 60, how many games from the first division are they?

2. If Gerrard slags off one member of his squad after each crushing defeat, how long into a season will it be before he loses the whole dressing room?

3. Stephen is a Englishman. All he does is pump useless 50 yard balls forward in the hope that a quick forward can get on it. Discuss how he could ever warrant being described as the "best central midfielder in England" by Alan Hansen. (Hint - Hansen played for Liverpool).

4. Man Utd are the giants of world football. How many Premier League or Champions League titles have Liverpool won? Round your answer down to the nearest 0.

5. Emily Heskey has 35 international caps as a forward and has scored two goals. Express as a percentage how many goals per game this is. Compare your answer to Sol Campbell, a defender.

6. Ruud van Nistlerooij scores once ever 1.45 games, the best
goals-to-game ratio of any player in the history of the Premier League. Robbie Fowler has the second best ratio at 1.6. Explain why Liverpool sold him to Leeds but kept Emily Heskey.

7. Gerrard and 40,000 of his friends boo Danny off the pitch at home. How "fantastic and loyal" are Liverpool's fans?

8. Rio is a good defender. He cost Alex £30m. However he did not play and were replaced by young, home-grown talent that cost nothing. Sami and Stephane are defenders and cost Gerard £6m. They did play but let in two goals. Who got the better deal?

9. David May hardly ever plays for United but has more medals than Alan Shearer, a greedy twat who stinks of piss.

10. Diego cost Alex £7.5m. Emily Heskey, El-Hadji Diuof and Milan Baros cost Gerrard £27 million. Which of the forwards is the more potent goalscorer? Who offered better value for money?

[flowforth]

1. One year ago, Houllier said that Liverpool were "10 games from greatness". Now they have played a further 60, how many games from the first division are they? NOT ALL LFC FANS ARE SUCKED IN BY THIS FRENCH PROFESSOR. HIS RECORD AS A HEAD COACH IS NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE! HIS TACTICS ARE RIGID AND OVERLY NEGATIVE. HIS ALLEGIENCE TO POOR PLAYERS IS PUZZLING. HIS TRANSFER SUCCESS HAS BEEN PATCHY AT BEST!

2. If Gerrard slags off one member of his squad after each crushing defeat, how long into a season will it be before he loses the whole dressing room?
STEVIE G NEEDED A WAKE UP CALL - BUT HOULLIER SHOULD BE CONSISTANT. HESKEY HAS BEEN AWFUL, SMICER NON-EFECTIVE, BISCAN POOR, AND TRAORE OUT-CLASSED. WHY HE SLAGS ONE AND NOT OTHERS IS A MYSTERY!

3. Stephen is a Englishman. All he does is pump useless 50 yard balls forward in the hope that a quick forward can get on it. Discuss how he could ever warrant being described as the "best central midfielder in England" by Alan Hansen. (Hint - Hansen played for Liverpool). GERARD IS AN AMAZING POTENTIAL - BUT LIKE OWEN - IS LIMITED BY THE NEGATIVE TACTICS OF HOULLIER. THEY HAVE NOT BECOME BAD PLAYERS - JUST LOST PLAYERS!

4. Man Utd are the giants of world football. How many Premier League or Champions League titles have Liverpool won? Round your answer down to the nearest 0. BOTH TEAMS CAN APPEAL TO HISTORY - BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT NEITHER IS AS GREAT AS THEY ONCE WERE. MAN UTD HAVE NOT BEEN IMPRESSIVE THIS YEAR AND WILL NOT WIN THE LEAGUE OR THE EURO CUP. LOSING TO MIDDLESBROUGH AND BLACKBURN RECENTLY IS HARDLY "GIANT" STATUS.

5. Emily Heskey has 35 international caps as a forward and has scored two goals. Express as a percentage how many goals per game this is. Compare your answer to Sol Campbell, a defender. TRUE! BOTH HOULLIER AND ERICKSON ARE ANNOYING IN THEIR PERSISTANCE WITH THIS PLAYER. WE ALL LIKE THE BLOKE BUT HIS TOUCH IS POOR AND HIS FINISHING ERATIC! CAMPBELL SOMETIMES SHOWS THE POTENTIAL TO GO THE SAME WAY!!

6. Ruud van Nistlerooij scores once ever 1.45 games, the best
goals-to-game ratio of any player in the history of the Premier League. Robbie Fowler has the second best ratio at 1.6. Explain why Liverpool sold him to Leeds but kept Emily Heskey. RUUD'S STATS ARE ONLY BASED ON ONE SEASON AND THE JURY IS STILL OUT! HE IS ALREADY SHOWING SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN. OWEN WOULD BE A 30 GOAL SCORER IF HOULLIER DESIGNED TACTICS TO HIS STRENGTHS!
SELLING FOWLER BROKE A LOT OF HEARTS - BUT HE HAS FADED OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS. I WAS MORE UPSET OVER THE MISUSE OF LITMANEN, WHO WAS TAILOR MADE FOR A CREATIVE MIDFIELD ROLE BEHIND THE FRONT TWO. HIS TALENT WAS TRULY WASTED!

7. Gerrard and 40,000 of his friends boo Danny off the pitch at home. How "fantastic and loyal" are Liverpool's fans? LIVERPOOL FANS ARE RIGHTLY FRUSTRATED! AS WILL BE UNITED FANS AT THE END OF THE YEAR AFTER THEY LOSE A FEW MORE GAMES AND WIN NOTHING!

8. Rio is a good defender. He cost Alex £30m. However he did not play and were replaced by young, home-grown talent that cost nothing. Sami and Stephane are defenders and cost Gerard £6m. They did play but let in two goals. Who got the better deal?
ACTUALLY - OUT OF THEM ALL, HYPIA HAS BEEN THE BEST VALUE AND THE MOST CONSISTANT. FERDINAND HAS NOT RECOVERED HIS WC FORM SINCE THE BIG MOVE - WHICH I THINK IS KHARMA FOR DISHONERING HIS CONTRACT! I LIKE THE LOOK OF O'SHEA BUT YOU ARE TRYING TO ENFORCE A JUDGEMENT ON THE BASIS OF A FEW GAMES.

9. David May hardly ever plays for United but has more medals than Alan Shearer, a greedy twat who stinks of piss. MAY IS EXTREMELY LUCKY TO BE IN THAT POSITION - RIDING ON OTHERS COAT-TAILS AS A NON-PERFORMER. I'M GLAD SHEARER SNUBBED UNITED! IT MAKES THE LEAGUE REALLY BORING WHEN THE BEST PLAYERS CONSISTANTLY MOVE TO THE TOP THREE TEAMS. SHEARER IS PLAYING BETTER THAN ALL OF UNITEDS PRIMA DONNAS AND FERDINAND IS MUCH MORE OF A "GREADY TWAT."

10. Diego cost Alex £7.5m. Emily Heskey, El-Hadji Diuof and Milan Baros cost Gerrard £27 million. Which of the forwards is the more potent goalscorer? Who offered better value for money? ONCE AGAIN, FORLAN PLAYS A COUPLE OF GOOD GAMES AND YOU'RE TRYING TO BUILD A COMPARITIVE CASE. HERE'S THE TRUTH

HESKEY - UNDERPERFORMING AND NEEDS TO BE DROPPED OR REPLACED BY BOTH ENGLAND AND LIVERPOOL.
BAROS - PROMISING PROSPECT WHO NEEDS TO DEVELOP AN UNDERSTANDING WITH OWEN - OR ALTERNATE WITH HIM IN PAIRING ANOTHER STRIKER.
DIOUF - UNDER-UTILIZED IN A DEFENSIVE TEAM. SHOULD BE TRIED AS AN OUT AND OUT WINGER. COULD START TO CLICK ANY DAY
FORLAN - STARTING TO SHOW SIGNS AFTER A POOR START - BUT STILL INCONSISTANT. WILL NEVER BE CONSIDERED ONE OF THE TWO MAIN STRIKERS AS SOLKSJAIER IS MORE CONSISTANT.
VAN NISTELROY - GREAT START BUT LOOKS LIKE HE IS BEING FOUND OUT. NOT DOMINATING LIKE LAST YEAR AND PERHAPS NOT PLAYING WITH THE MOST IDEAL PARTNER.
SOLKSJAIER - CONSISTANT AND CAN PLAY A VARIETY OF ROLES. ADMITTEDLY THE BEST VALUE OUT OF THE LOT.

[The Rule]

Originally posted by flowforth
1. One year ago, Houllier said that Liverpool were "10 games from greatness". Now they have played a further 60, how many games from the first division are they? NOT ALL LFC FANS ARE SUCKED IN BY THIS FRENCH PROFESSOR. HIS RECORD AS A HEAD COACH IS NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE! HIS TACTICS ARE RIGID AND OVERLY NEGATIVE. HIS ALLEGIENCE TO POOR PLAYERS IS PUZZLING. HIS TRANSFER SUCCESS HAS BEEN PATCHY AT BEST!

2. If Gerrard slags off one member of his squad after each crushing defeat, how long into a season will it be before he loses the whole dressing room?
STEVIE G NEEDED A WAKE UP CALL - BUT HOULLIER SHOULD BE CONSISTANT. HESKEY HAS BEEN AWFUL, SMICER NON-EFECTIVE, BISCAN POOR, AND TRAORE OUT-CLASSED. WHY HE SLAGS ONE AND NOT OTHERS IS A MYSTERY!

3. Stephen is a Englishman. All he does is pump useless 50 yard balls forward in the hope that a quick forward can get on it. Discuss how he could ever warrant being described as the "best central midfielder in England" by Alan Hansen. (Hint - Hansen played for Liverpool). GERARD IS AN AMAZING POTENTIAL - BUT LIKE OWEN - IS LIMITED BY THE NEGATIVE TACTICS OF HOULLIER. THEY HAVE NOT BECOME BAD PLAYERS - JUST LOST PLAYERS!

4. Man Utd are the giants of world football. How many Premier League or Champions League titles have Liverpool won? Round your answer down to the nearest 0. BOTH TEAMS CAN APPEAL TO HISTORY - BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT NEITHER IS AS GREAT AS THEY ONCE WERE. MAN UTD HAVE NOT BEEN IMPRESSIVE THIS YEAR AND WILL NOT WIN THE LEAGUE OR THE EURO CUP. LOSING TO MIDDLESBROUGH AND BLACKBURN RECENTLY IS HARDLY "GIANT" STATUS.

5. Emily Heskey has 35 international caps as a forward and has scored two goals. Express as a percentage how many goals per game this is. Compare your answer to Sol Campbell, a defender. TRUE! BOTH HOULLIER AND ERICKSON ARE ANNOYING IN THEIR PERSISTANCE WITH THIS PLAYER. WE ALL LIKE THE BLOKE BUT HIS TOUCH IS POOR AND HIS FINISHING ERATIC! CAMPBELL SOMETIMES SHOWS THE POTENTIAL TO GO THE SAME WAY!!

6. Ruud van Nistlerooij scores once ever 1.45 games, the best
goals-to-game ratio of any player in the history of the Premier League. Robbie Fowler has the second best ratio at 1.6. Explain why Liverpool sold him to Leeds but kept Emily Heskey. RUUD'S STATS ARE ONLY BASED ON ONE SEASON AND THE JURY IS STILL OUT! HE IS ALREADY SHOWING SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN. OWEN WOULD BE A 30 GOAL SCORER IF HOULLIER DESIGNED TACTICS TO HIS STRENGTHS!
SELLING FOWLER BROKE A LOT OF HEARTS - BUT HE HAS FADED OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS. I WAS MORE UPSET OVER THE MISUSE OF LITMANEN, WHO WAS TAILOR MADE FOR A CREATIVE MIDFIELD ROLE BEHIND THE FRONT TWO. HIS TALENT WAS TRULY WASTED!

7. Gerrard and 40,000 of his friends boo Danny off the pitch at home. How "fantastic and loyal" are Liverpool's fans? LIVERPOOL FANS ARE RIGHTLY FRUSTRATED! AS WILL BE UNITED FANS AT THE END OF THE YEAR AFTER THEY LOSE A FEW MORE GAMES AND WIN NOTHING!

8. Rio is a good defender. He cost Alex £30m. However he did not play and were replaced by young, home-grown talent that cost nothing. Sami and Stephane are defenders and cost Gerard £6m. They did play but let in two goals. Who got the better deal?
ACTUALLY - OUT OF THEM ALL, HYPIA HAS BEEN THE BEST VALUE AND THE MOST CONSISTANT. FERDINAND HAS NOT RECOVERED HIS WC FORM SINCE THE BIG MOVE - WHICH I THINK IS KHARMA FOR DISHONERING HIS CONTRACT! I LIKE THE LOOK OF O'SHEA BUT YOU ARE TRYING TO ENFORCE A JUDGEMENT ON THE BASIS OF A FEW GAMES.

9. David May hardly ever plays for United but has more medals than Alan Shearer, a greedy twat who stinks of piss. MAY IS EXTREMELY LUCKY TO BE IN THAT POSITION - RIDING ON OTHERS COAT-TAILS AS A NON-PERFORMER. I'M GLAD SHEARER SNUBBED UNITED! IT MAKES THE LEAGUE REALLY BORING WHEN THE BEST PLAYERS CONSISTANTLY MOVE TO THE TOP THREE TEAMS. SHEARER IS PLAYING BETTER THAN ALL OF UNITEDS PRIMA DONNAS AND FERDINAND IS MUCH MORE OF A "GREADY TWAT."

10. Diego cost Alex £7.5m. Emily Heskey, El-Hadji Diuof and Milan Baros cost Gerrard £27 million. Which of the forwards is the more potent goalscorer? Who offered better value for money? ONCE AGAIN, FORLAN PLAYS A COUPLE OF GOOD GAMES AND YOU'RE TRYING TO BUILD A COMPARITIVE CASE. HERE'S THE TRUTH

HESKEY - UNDERPERFORMING AND NEEDS TO BE DROPPED OR REPLACED BY BOTH ENGLAND AND LIVERPOOL.
BAROS - PROMISING PROSPECT WHO NEEDS TO DEVELOP AN UNDERSTANDING WITH OWEN - OR ALTERNATE WITH HIM IN PAIRING ANOTHER STRIKER.
DIOUF - UNDER-UTILIZED IN A DEFENSIVE TEAM. SHOULD BE TRIED AS AN OUT AND OUT WINGER. COULD START TO CLICK ANY DAY
FORLAN - STARTING TO SHOW SIGNS AFTER A POOR START - BUT STILL INCONSISTANT. WILL NEVER BE CONSIDERED ONE OF THE TWO MAIN STRIKERS AS SOLKSJAIER IS MORE CONSISTANT.
VAN NISTELROY - GREAT START BUT LOOKS LIKE HE IS BEING FOUND OUT. NOT DOMINATING LIKE LAST YEAR AND PERHAPS NOT PLAYING WITH THE MOST IDEAL PARTNER.
SOLKSJAIER - CONSISTANT AND CAN PLAY A VARIETY OF ROLES. ADMITTEDLY THE BEST VALUE OUT OF THE LOT.

a good response but THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT

[flowforth]

Not shouting - just reasoning solidly.

United fans are scoffing at Liverpool while failing to note their own decline. In fact, the most impressive thing in Manchester is what is going on with city! They are creeping up the league...

[The Rule]

Originally posted by flowforth
Not shouting - just reasoning solidly.

United fans are scoffing at Liverpool while failing to note their own decline. In fact, the most impressive thing in Manchester is what is going on with city! They are creeping up the league...

Liverpool should never have let Anelka get away

[Juan]

ARSENAL should never have let him get away

[kalo]

Originally posted by Juan
ARSENAL should never have let him get away


nah...Henry has made up for that:D